Ash
Sooooo
Hayley
Sooo what?
Ash
I don't know
Hayley
You don't know
Ash
I'm random you know that
Hayley
Isn't that what pat kept saying when you two were a you know a thing?
Ash
Yeah can you not me and him are just friends
Hayley
Ok ok ok jeez calm it
Emo walked in
Emo
Hey guys
Ash
Hey emo hows it going?
Emo
Yeah good I guess
Hayley
And the weirdo's club keeps rolling in
Ash
Hey tomorrow is my 18th birthday and we're going to the snowy mountains, hopefully there's snow it's forecasted to snow to 900m and that means dalgety
Wd walked in
Wd
Hey guys how's it going?
Ash
Good Wd how about you?
Wd
Good my speech has improved
Ash
I can see that
Hayley
Now just one more person
Ash
Really?
Voice from behind
Really what?
Ash
Nothing (realising Patrick was behind her)
Patrick
Yep still got it
Ash & Hayley
Ass hole
Patrick
You loved me once
Ash
Once ONCE! Listen to those words ONCE!
Hayley
Calm down ash you know he is apart of this group once a weirdo
Ash
Always a weirdo, sorry
Ash texted Hayley
I will kill you for this
Hayley
If you can beat me or boredom
Ash
🤣
Ash turned to everyone
Sooo everyone still coming tomorrow?
Hayley
Yeah of course
Pat
No sorry I have chores on the farm to do, we have to shave our sheep
Everyone looked at each other with a smile
Pat
Atwhay?
Hayley
Othingnay
Ash
Aelyray?
Emo
Epyay
Ash
I understanday igpay atinlay
Wd
Ellway it'say ustjay
Ash
Atwhay, iptsay itay outay
Patrick
Eway avehay a igbay urprisesay orfay ouyay
Hayley
Ancay eway topsay peakingsay inay igpay atinlay
Ash
Yeah it's getting annoying but a big surprise?
Patrick
Yeah if it goes well you'll love it more than you loved me
Ash texted Hayley
🔪🗡💣 🙎🏽♂️🙏🏼👍🏼
Hayley
👍🏼👌🏼
Patrick
What ya doin?
Hayley & ash
Nothing pat
(They all have nicknames in the weirdos club there's
Emo, ash, WD, Hayley and pat)
A few hours later that hopped in the car (ash driving) and went to the snowy mountains and stopped at the pub and every thing was in order and they went to Judy's house, Hayley and ash shared a bed and emo and WD shared the other bed (considering they were dating) and the next day came and there was pancakes on the table and fae, Cameron, Judy, Hayley, emo, Wd, Chloe and ash's mum (ness) was there and they all had a convo then it was 5pm and everyone was there having a ball even ash's old JCS friends
Ash
This night couldn't get any better
Hayley
Oh it just might.
Ash
What do you mean?
Hayley
Hold that thought I'm getting more Soda
Hayley went around the back and talked to everyone and then they all came back
Hayley
I know it's not present opening time yet
Ash
Most of my presents have been drinks
Hayley
Anyway we just want to give you your present before to long fae do THE WHISTLE
Fae whistled and David Bowie music started and a slick car pulled up tinted windows so she couldn't see who was driving
Ash
Hayley what is this
Hayley
Well we've always known your obsessions and hopes and dreams
Ash
How?
Emo
You can't stop talking
Ash
Oh
Hayley
Ignore her instead feast your eyes upon
A body guard got out of the driver seat and the other door started opening
Hayley
On the one the only
As she saw blond hair out of the car
Ash
No it can't be
Hayley
DAVID BOWIE!
Ash
What is he doing here?
David Bowie
I believe I can answers that, (he grabbed her hand and was on the step below her) your friends and family have convinced me that you are the one that is worth fighting for and being with
On the side lines
Hayley
So mediocre
Ash
I don't understand it sounds like you want to date me.
David
That's were I'm hoping to get yes
Ash ran around the back
Hayley
I got this
Hayley went around the back
Hayley
That mascara is gonna come off
Ash
I don't have any on
Hayley
Exactly he is here asking to date you for you cause he sees you not someone who hides
Ash
What if he dosen't like me
Hayley
He's missing out so manny people are missing out on you cause they had there chance and blew it
Ash
Ok I'll give him a chance
Fae
That's my girl
Ash
How long have you been there?
Hayley
Fae will you do the honour?
Fae whistled and David Bowie came around
David
So?
Ash
I'll give you my answer 1 hour after dinner that'll give you enough time to know me
David Bowie
Sounds good
1 hour later Sharon yelled it's dinner time for Ash's party gang and they all had dinner than after dinner ash helped stack the dishes in the kitchen
David
1 more hour, your kinder than I've seen anyone it's your birthday and you still choose to help
Ash
Save the speech for an hour
David
Just speaking from the heart
Ash got up close to him
From the heart hey?
David
Yeah
Ash
1 hour
Ash went back out to the front, David Bowie just stood and smiled and sighed
David
Women
He walked out laughing and they all were talking and David got to know ash and ash got to know David although she knew him enough, 5 minutes before the hour was up Aylish went out the back nervous again and Hayley followed, fae did too again
Hayley
What is it now?
Ash
Spending the rest of my life with a perfectly good man and hot singer and cute actor
Hayley
We get it your in love with him so tell him that, show him that
Ash
Hmmm ok
Hayley
Good because...
Fae whistled loudly
Fae
Sorry
David Bowie and a lot of other people came around the back even Sharon and Bree
Ash started walking to him
David
so can I con...
Ash went up and kissed him mid sentence and David Bowie kissed back and everyone started cheering the kiss went on for 30 seconds and then
David
Sooo
Ash
If you like you can continue your speech from the heart
David
I don't think I need to
They started kissing again then
Aylish
Hey is this party going on or not?
Everyone cheered ash grabbed Hayley
David
You coming around the front?
Ash
Just in a bit you can handle it without me, hey weirdos club front and centre
David
Wow ok
Ash
Don't worry they are fine with it
David
Maybe I will too
Ash
Maybe later
Hayley
Gross you two
Ash
Thank you guys for this how did you get everyone onto this?
Hayley
This morning while you were sleeping
Ash
Well that's not alarming
Emo
We had the plan in place we just needed everyone on bored
Ash
Well thank you anyway it is a great present
WD
Well we needed to get you something it was either David Bowie or the newest version of the iPhone but it was sold out
Hayley elbowed him hard
Aylish
Sooo you were going to get me an iPhone instead of the person who I've had a crush on since I was 13
David was walking up behind her
Aylish
How much of that did you here?
David
Enough to know a few things
Aylish
Heheheheee so Handsome
David
What?
Ash
Hmm nothing 😁
David
Um I just came to talk to ash alone
Ash
Everyone excuse us for now
Wd
Uh?
Hayley
She wants us to go so she can have time alone with her BF
Ash
Thank you Hayley, SCAT!
As they walked away they all heard sirens of police and then a man came in on a bike
Ash, Hayley and Whitney (who was there)
OH SHIT!
Ash
Um no time to explain but David if you love me RUN!
David
Run where?
Ash
Bathroom just away in side the pub
Police
This is the police, STOP WALKING TO THAT CITIZEN AND GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES NOW!
David
Mate you might want to
Ash
He won't listen to you, as he didn't listen in court, go David
Whitney
Isn't that right?
Ash & Whitney
JASON!
David
No I'm not going anywhere
Jason
You slutty bitches
David
Oh mate don't
Ash
David shush
David
He looks like he's going to hurt you
Ash
He won't hurt me, will you Jason?
Jason picked up a piece of wood with a nail at the end
Jason
You sound so sure
Police
YOU HIT HER AND WE WILL OPEN FIRE!
Jason took a swing and it hit ash at the corner of her mouth, ash screamed and before the police fired David grabbed Ash, Hayley and Whitney and pulled them behind the wall and the police opened fire and Jason got shot dead
Ash was crying like hell
David
It doesn't look that bad if you clean up all the blood
Hayley
Damn the nail got you good
Ash screamed and cried more
Whitney
thanks Hayley you made it worse
Police
Madam, are you all right
David, Hayley & Whitney
Dose it look like she's alright?
Police
Sorry for the dumb question, your all going to have to make a statement but yo need to get fixed
Hayley
FAE AND WEIRDOS CLUB OUT HERE NOW!
Fae
Geez no nee... ASH WHAT HAPPENED?
emo
I think I can answer that, Fae over here
Fae went around to where the shooting happened and almost threw up
Fae
Is that?
Whitney
Yes, Jason
Fae turned to the officer
Fae
How did he get out?
Officer
Caught our guard off guard
Fae
I hope that guard is paying for the medical bill?
Officer
Yes ma'am he will be
Fae
Damn right
Fae
Ok get me a first aid kit Sharon please
Sharon went and got the kit for fae and fae started cleaning the cut
Fae
I think it needs stitches just don't touch it and I'm sorry for this but your going to scream
Ash
What?
Fae
Before I can put any dressing on it I'm gonna have to clean it with iodine
Ash
What oooohhhh this is gonna hurt
David grabbed her hand
Don't hurt it I need it if you want me to play 😁
Ash
Just hold it
Fae
I know an old trick
Ash
What?
Fae
Hey ash, what's your favourite colour?
Ash
Huh?
Fae put the iodine on and ash screamed David covered her mouth partially
Fae
there done
Emo
We are upset for the wounded weirdo
David
Could I be apart of it?
Hayley
You have to prove yourself
David
Ok how?
Ash
Be your self and we will decide if your weird enough at least I have a boyfriend who can get rickety rickety recked with me
David
Confused here
Ash
Can I party please David is about do a song
Fae
No we're getting you to the hospital
Ash
What the time?
David
10pm
Ash
Ahh damn that's gonna be horrible
David held her face
David
It doesn't matter, I still love you
So Fae got David and the weirdos club, faolan, ness, Judy and Cameron in the pub curtesy bus and Sharon drove them to Cooma hospital cause berridle's was a small clini and closed.
Fae
Emergency
Nurse
Your lucky our emergency department has a spare room, who's the mum
Fae & ness
We are
Nurse
Ok, you both can come in, all of you stay out here and um (looking at Fae)
Fae
My name's Fae
Nurse
Fae, while we check her wound, please fill this form out
Officer
Is that the payment form?
Nurse
It's on there
Officer
I'll fill it out
Fae
Ok
The nurse took them to the room and took the dressing off her cheek
Nurse
Ok it's pretty deep, who ever cleaned it up did a pretty good job
She took a picture and showed her where the stitches were going
Nurse
Four stitches to be safe
Fae
Ok, ash this is going to hurt when the numbing cream wears off
Ash
Thanks Fae making me feel a whole lot better
Ness
She's just warning you
Ash
Could any one worn me about Jason, and when I was about to forget about him
Fae
Well he's dead now police made sure of that
Nurse
Ok your all good to go here's a prescription for pain killers
Ash
Thanks nurse
Nurse
Now it might not hurt now but it will in 6 hours
Ash
Great six hours to be pain free, thanks nurse
Nurse
Your welcome have a safe trip home
Ash
Speaking of home I want to g back to Tura beach
Fae
Tomorrow, it's to late to go now
Ash walked out and everyone jumped up and started crowding her
David
Are you alright sweetie?
Ash
Let's just go back to Judy's
Police officer
I'm am truly sorry this happened to you
Ash texted Judy saying that they are going to be there soon
On the trip back
Fae
We will take your guys rooms at the club again and you go back to Judy's
David
You still haven't told me how you knew that man
Ash
I'll tell you tomorrow, at 4 tomorrow the cream wears off
David
Hey were am I going to sleep?
Ash
In the same bed as me silly
Hayley
Yeah I'll sleep on the couch
Ash
There is another spare bedroom
Hayley
On the couch is closer to you
Ash
Oh you mean that couch ok
They got back to the pub and everyone said good bye to ash and Hayley drove Ash, David, WD, emo and Judy back to Judy's place and fell asleep but at 4:30am Ash was tossing and turning and started to scream everyone woke up and David tried to calm her down
David
Hey it's ok, it's going to hurt
Hayley
What's going on?
David
Get the painkillers
Ash
IT hurts so much
David
Don't talk it'll hurt more
Hayley
Here painkillers and mango smoothie
Ash took the tablets and calmed down a little
David
Where did the smoothie come from?
Hayley
18th birthday rule 14
Always be prepared with BFFs fav smoothie just encase she needs it for any odd reason
David
Oh cool
They all went back to bed
At 7:00am ash was the only one still asleep while everyone was packing the car, they were done around 7:30am and waited it in the lounge room
Hayley
Should we go wake her up?
Emo
She got hit by a nail, don't think she would want to get up
They sat in silence for 3 minutes
David
I'm going to go wake her up
David went in the room and lightly shook ash to get her up
Ash
David? Ow
David
Don't talk I just came to wake you u cause we're about to go home
Ash nodded and went out to the lounge room and hugged Judy goodbye and hopped in the car, they rocked up at the club and said goodbye to everyone and went through Cooma
David
So dose anyone want ice cream?
Ash put the thumbs up and everyone else said yes
So they all got ice cream and on the way home
David
Look I know last night was extreme and painful
Ash mumbled (cause that's all she could do)
I'm the one in pain
David
What?
Hayley
She said she's the one in pain, I'm I the only one who understands her?
Emo
Yes apparently
David
You can mumble?
Ash nodded
David
And it doesn't hurt?
Ash shook her head
NO it doesn't hurt
David
Hayley I point you the translator
Hayley
She said no it dose hurt
Ash
Can we eat our ice cream (pointing to hers)
David
If your saying u want to finish that go ahead we'll just stop talking but once your finished you have to tell me how you knew that guy
Ash nodded, a few minutes later she finished her ice cream
Ash
He rapped me and Whitney
David
What was that?
Hayley
Horrible grammar ash, she said and warning this isn't going to be pleasant um you know what so we don't die pull over
David
That bad huh?
Hayley
Yes pull over or I'll claw your heart out
David
Ok so dramatic
Hayley
Your still able to drive ash right?
Ash nodded she jumped in the driver seat
Hayley
So ash please start the car and say it again
Ash so she did
He rapped me and Whitney
David
Again, what was that?
Hayley
She said he rapped Whitney and I
David had a face on like he was going to explode
Hayley
3....2....1... now
David
WHAAAAAT?!
Hayley
Called it
David
Well that was unexpected guess prison wasn't enough for him
Ash
Let's not talk about him he's dead now
Hayley
Ok ash what ever you want
David
Huh?
Hayley
Stop talking about him
David
Ok sorry
Ash
It's ok I'm in pain but I still love you
Hayley
True mediocre ash
David
What?
Hayley
She says it's ok she's in a lot of pain and she loves you
David
I love you too
Ash
I know sign language
Hayley
You couldn't tell us ages ago I know sign language
David
Is there any language you don't know that includes English?
Hayley
No not really, I work with disabled kids I need to know this stuff
They were silent for the rest of the way home and once ash got home she put numbing cream on took her pills and went to sleep