Drunk Empress

If Little Lin heard this, he would definitely be overjoyed.

The young emperor thought, "All those women won't be for me. To be precise, they would be prepared for that lecher.

"I don't know where I fit into all of this, but that fake eunuch would definitely be over the moon."

For a moment, the scene of Lin Yi visiting all the women in the palace appeared in the young emperor's mind.

For some reason, when she thought about how the empress was going to help that damned fake eunuch build a harem, the young emperor was actually very unhappy.

It was as if her beloved toy was about to be snatched away by many people.

Of course, she could not say this out loud.

After all, she had ascended the throne for so many years, but she had never touched a woman or taken a concubine. That had already caused many people to talk behind her back.

If not for that, she wouldn't have married Mu Wanning.

And the best way to shut everyone up was just as the empress had said.

The young emperor needed a harem of her own.

And the empress's words successfully made the young emperor choke.

A mouthful of rice made her cough continuously.

Seeing the emperor suddenly cough, the empress was shocked. She quickly got up to pat the young emperor's back, and at the same time, asked with concern if everything was alright.

At the same time, Lin Yi, who had gone outside to prepare drinks, finally came back.

He was holding a wine jar in each hand, and his head was covered in sweat.

It couldn't be helped. With the current weather, even at night, it was stuffy and hot.

In particular, the eunuch robe he was wearing wasn't made of silk. It was just rough clothes, so it was extremely stuffy and hot.

After pushing the door open, he walked in to find the empress anxiously patting the young emperor on the back, while the latter coughed repeatedly.

Seeing that the empress was about to reach out to pat the young emperor's chest, Lin Yi was shocked.

He immediately placed the two wine jars in his hands on the table at the door and quickly ran toward the emperor.

As he ran, he didn't forget to say anxiously to the empress,

"Your Majesty, please move aside. His Majesty's old illness is acting up again. I have medicine here. He'll be fine after taking it."

As he spoke, he had already reached the young emperor's side. Then, under the empress's stunned gaze, he "snatched" the young emperor out of her arms.

Then, he reached into his pocket and pretended to grab something before stuffing it into the young emperor's mouth.

At the same time, he lowered his head and winked at the young emperor.

At first, the young emperor was only choked by the empress's words, but now she was dumbfounded.

When she felt that damned fake eunuch's firm chest, she felt a little dizzy.

She didn't know what had happened.

She was too puzzled to respond.

However, she could still clearly see Little Lin winking at her.

When she felt something suddenly stuffed in her mouth, she was even more stunned. Fortunately, after biting on it, she realized that it was just a stir-fried bean.

However, this wasn't the end. At this moment, the young emperor's eyes suddenly widened.

Her face was filled with disbelief.

However, because the empress was right beside her, the young emperor couldn't say anything.

She could only let this fake eunuch rub and pat her chest.

At the same time, she told herself that she would chop off his dirty hands one day!

Actually, it wasn't over yet. What made the young emperor the most embarrassed was the voice that suddenly barged into her mind.

She was almost fuming with anger. She pushed Lin Yi's hands away angrily and calmed herself down before saying to Lin Yi,

"Get lost. I'm fine. I just choked because I ate too fast. Did you get the wine back? Hurry up and pour me a glass. I'm thirsty."

These words made Lin Yi roll his eyes. At the same time, he thought to himself,

"Just listen to that. I helped you out of kindness, but you told me to get lost. How unreasonable."

With that thought in mind, he quickly walked back to the door. When he returned, he had a large wine pot in his hand.

When the young emperor saw the wine pot, she calmed down a little.

After glaring at Lin Yi angrily, she ignored him.

Lin Yi poured a glass of wine for the young emperor first before pouring one for the worried empress.

"Don't worry. Come and drink with me."

With that, the young emperor didn't care about the empress's reaction. Instead, she raised her head and emptied the glass.

Her eyes lit up.

There was really plain water in the wine glass!

Although the liquid in the glass was also a little green, after drinking it, the young emperor was sure that it was just some green melon juice.

This was because the wine here had all kinds of colors, just like what one could read from ancient poems. Even the wine specially prepared for the royal family wasn't completely colorless.

After all, the technology wasn't too advanced.

Moreover, the alcohol content of this wine was generally on the lower side.

Even the strongest three-grain wine was only a little over 30% proof.

After confirming that it was water in her glass, the young emperor immediately looked at the empress.

She was afraid that the liquid in the empress's glass was also plain water.

Fortunately, she saw the empress frown slightly when she drank from her glass.

Judging by the way she swallowed it, she was drinking genuine wine.

After that, the young emperor and the empress ate and drank. Soon, each of them drank about half a kilo.

Seeing that the empress was already a little tipsy, the young emperor was anxious.

After drinking half a liter of water, she urgently needed to use the bathroom.

Having no choice, she had to use the bathroom. Finally, when the jar of wine was almost empty, the empress's eyes were a little glassy from drinking.

"How are you doing? Can you still drink more?"

Seeing the empress who was already leaning against her, the young emperor gently pushed her shoulders.

However, the empress had really drunk too much. No matter how much the young emperor shook her, she could only close her eyes and mumble a few words.

Seeing this, the young emperor finally heaved a long sigh of relief.

At this moment, suddenly…