Beacon? or Bacon?

(A.N. Sorry for being absent for so long. As soon as I promised 3 weeks of chapters, I took a week off because of a total burnout of everything as well as having to do all the chores around the house because I'm alone for two weeks.)

Gojo crash landed in a room residing in a massive tower.

He was currently on his back, looking up and thanking God for the beautiful purple panties he blessed Gojo's eyes with.

A coffee cup shot at his skull at a speed that broke the sound barrier. Obviously, it couldn't get through Limitless.

"You scoundrel! Who are you? What did you just do?" A hot blonde spoke.

Gojo saw that the owner of the purple panties was an extremely attractive woman with clear glasses and generously sized breasts.

"Where am I?" Gojo asked while putting the coffee mug that had been shot at him down to the floor.

He looked around and noticed that he was in an office, the hot blonde most likely used her semblance to make a bunch of stationery float and fly at him if needed. It wasn't very smart showing off your power like that, especially when it was so easily ignored.

He also saw a white-haired guy that tried to steal his look! The only difference being the clothes and the fact that this guy's glasses had smaller lenses.

"Young man, do you know where you are right now?" The white-haired man spoke as he stood from his office seat and picked up the coffee mug and drank from it. Apparently, the woman threw his coffee cup at Gojo while it was still half-full.

"Not really. I know I'm in Vale but that's it." Gojo spoke while standing up and planting himself on the seat in front of the office desk.

The other white-haired man in the room sat back down at his office chair and they initiated a stare down. Of course, it didn't work with Gojo's blindfold, but a man can dream.

"Goodwitch, my dear, please refrain from using my coffee mug as a weapon next time. Also, repair that wall if you will." The man spoke.

"Headmaster! This man just barreled through the tower's wall! Do you not think he could be an ene-" The busty blonde spoke.

(A.N. WTF is Microsoft word smoking? Tried to tell me, 'The busty blonde spoke.' was 'The busty blonde spoke?'.)

"Goodwitch! Everything is under control, just be a dear, repair the wall, and put the scissors down." The man spoke with authority. The woman grimaced for a second before following orders.

"Well, my name is Ozpin, I'm the headmaster of Beacon Academy. May I know yours?" The man spoke politely.

"I'm Gojo." He curtly replied. Giving a fake name to a man that many don't trust could raise suspicion, especially when he shouldn't have a reason to do so. Gojo also knows that he'll probably be here somewhat often considering it's the closest city.

"May I know why you crashed into my office?" Ozpin asked.

"I needed to get to Vale, so I asked my girlfriend's mother to throw me here. Did it work?" Gojo asked. Ozpin laughed at the story

"Throw you here? She must be quite strong. You are currently at Beacon Academy; you can take a bullhead back to Vale if you wish." He explained.

"Is that so? I'll be on my way then." He stood from his seat.

"Please, wait a second." Ozpin interjected.

"I'd like to extend the offer for you to come and become a student for this school. This school is famed to be the best of the best. A fitting school for one who can survive crashing through re-enforced concrete. Of course, that's only if you are of age." He spoke.

'So, this is what Salem was talking about.' Gojo thought.

"I'll think about it... if this bombshell gives me her number." He spoke while pointing at the blonde woman glaring at him.

"You bastard!" Objects all around the room began floating.

"Calm yourself, Goodwitch." Ozpin demanded. She clenched her teeth and placed the various objects back down.

"Glynda Goodwitch, I'd like you to give him your number. His demand mentioned nothing of having to answer any of his calls." He smiled at her. She telepathically wrote her number on a piece of paper and attempted to slap it into his face.

Of course, Limitless caught it and he successfully got the number of a hot woman.

He usually wouldn't throw about 'affection' for someone's number, but in a situation where he mightn't get to see her again, he decided to make an impactful first impression.

She's obviously quite pissed off now, but those shitty feeling could be converted with a couple of simply acts.

He could effectively make their first encounter something she'd look back on after getting her pussy pounded and giggle a bit.

Gojo aimlessly descended the tower, not really sure where he was going, but he knew that as soon he got out, he'd go to Vale and set a marker.

Back with Ozpin, Glynda was still fuming.

"Headmaster, I must ask, why would you make me give that piece of garbage my number?" Glynda spoke. Maybe Gojo was wrong in this instance? It seems she saw it as a bit worse than a 'bad first encounter'.

"I've never seen a semblance remotely close to his. You may not have noticed, but I did. When he burst through the wall, the rubble stopped only a couple of centimeters away from his skin. He also had his eyes covered for some reason..." Ozpin pondered.

"So, you did all of that on a hunch?" Glynda was slightly blind to his observations as she was mad, but Ozpin knew she'd understand when she calmed down, he simply sipped his beverage, not answering her.

Gojo successfully set down the marker. He was astonished by the bullhead that had taken him here. They were basically just planes that held troops. There was probably a more professional term, but author is dumb.

Regardless, he had been taken here by a familiar piece of technology, and was curious to see any other familiar pieces of tech while on his date with Summer.

He teleported back home and notified Summer that their date would be held tonight.

"Do you even know any date locations?" Ghislaine asked.

"Nope! But the best dates are often ones improvised." Gojo spoke some bullshit while getting ready. He noticed she was slightly sad. He cupped her chin and looked her in the eye (he changed back into glasses).

"Don't worry, I'll take you and the girls on actual dates some other times." He explained.

"I know. I'll be waiting. Make sure to take your time with Summer. I'm sure she'll appreciate it." She advised.

"Will do... another thing, I landed in the headmaster's tower in Beacon Academy. He offered me a student position there." Gojo spoke. She didn't so much as flinch.

"Go ahead then. I planned to have you enroll there regardless. Even if I don't trust the prick running it all, I trust that you won't fall for his schemes." Ghislaine spoke.

"I'm not very weak, why do you want me there if you hate his guts?" He asked.

"The academy is full of attractive women. I don't think you want to pass up the opportunity." She explained.

"Oh? I've never heard of a good little wife that directs her husband to the next sexy woman to seduce." He teased.

"If you don't come back and spend time with me often, I'll castrate you and make sure you can't ever have sex again." She threatened.

"Got it." Gojo flinched. Ghislaine left the room, shaking her ass unknowingly.

Gojo continued to get prepared for his date.

Unknown to him, his perverted sister was outside the bathroom door while he hopped into the shower.

She looked down at her scroll.

'Like I believe you have a boyfriend! You live way out in middle of nowhere! Proof or it didn't happen!' The messenger rang out.

Of course, Yoruichi wasn't about to be taken as some liar by her one and only friend that didn't share the same last name as her. And she absolutely didn't mind showing her friend her boyfriend's dick as he showered.

She opened the door and strolled into the shower with Gojo.

"You joining me?" He asked.

She got to her knees and took a pic of the erect cock that was pointing towards her face.

Yoruichi sent it to her friend.

"Sorry, my friend wanted proof I had a boyfriend, this was the best way to prove it." She spoke as she left the shower. Although she was a cat, she didn't mind getting wet.

'WTF! Look at the size of that! I've led a bunch of guys on, only to leave once they dropped their pants, but I've never seen size like that! Not even close! You have to do something with it!' The messenger rang out.

Yoruichi felt pride from having her boyfriend/ brother's dick size being praised. She took it and survived after all.

'Yep, I don't even care to measure it, but I've taken it all. Bet your jelly, huh? You haven't even found a boyfriend, much less a boyfriend with enough to fill you completely.' Yoruichi texted back.

'Shut up! You can't say that just because I haven't lost my virginity! Well, now I feel entitled to some porn, starring you!' The message read.

'Hehe, sure. I'll convince him to go to Beacon with me, maybe you won't have to watch behind a screen?' Yoruichi teased. She was starting to go into her heat, so her judgement was a small bit clouded. Not like she wouldn't promise a front row seat for her one and only friend regardless though.