1 "MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!"
"Clang…cling..Clang!"
"Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!.."
[What the f*ck is that noise!?.. I'm having a nice sleep here after 4 days without sleep due to my f*cking Thesis! Can you all f*cking let me sleep!] With his eyes still close, he was cursing in his mind due to the noises destroying his sleep.
Suddenly, an explosion erupts.
"Bang!"
The explosion was so strong that the ground shook and sends waves of aftershocks. He who was trying to sleep was shocked and frightened. And, then "Thud!" He fell from where he was lying.
"Ouch!...My butt hurts!.."Talas Talim finally open his eyes while rubbing his pained ass, and was surprise. His eyes starting to open wider and wider that his eyeballs almost pop-out at the scene he was seeing.
"Holy sh*t!..... What the f*ck is this!?.... Am.. I.. Am I dreaming!?"He screamed and couldn't believe what he was seeing, because of how chaotic it was.
Some men wielding spears, Magicians casting spells, and terrifying beasts viciously roaring are clashing. The men with spears are confronting the beasts in the front while those magicians casting fireballs and other spells at the back; they were fighting those beasts with their life on the line.
Numerous corpses of humans and beasts are scattered throughout the battlefield. Some were burnt black, and some were headless while some their bodies was so destroyed that you can't even recognize it anymore.
Talas Talim still couldn't believe of what he was seeing with his widely open eyes, when suddenly he heard a robotic voice something in the back of his mind.
"Ding!"
"Congratulation on successful Mutated Reincarnation!"
He was extremely shocked. A hundred thoughts started to race through his mind. What was going on? Did he die? How did he die and end-up being here? And where the f*ck was he?
Suddenly, he realized something and shout "What mutated reincarnation!? I don't even remember this handsome guy dying!?"
"Ding!... EVOMORPH SYSTEM START!"
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Talas Talim was 18 years old and a college student. He was born on Philippines. His father was a Filipino and had a common job and his mother was Chinese and she was the one managing their business, which was a computer café and Talas Talim was their sole child. Most of his childhood memories was spent in these computer games so he was at least very good at it but he never played games for competition purposes, he just play for fun.
Talas family was above average family, so Talas Talim got to study at a better university. He was an average college student, with an average IQ, average looks, average height, and an average yet pleasing personality. For short he was an average person.
But even with his symmetrical average ratio he still had one and only one thing he was sure is exceptional. And, that is making girl cry from pleasures, even his semi-hobby playing computer games is no par at all. He has a large, long and mighty iron rod as his weapon, that's why even with his average looks he was still popular with the ladies. And, because of his peculiar specialty he got a nickname"Shard Edge" just like what his name means. (Talas = sharp, Talim = Edge)
He was very proud of his inherited family treasure. Once, he got invited to a college party and got to flirt and take two girls with pleasing beauty and even a bit cute for a threesome. That night was his proudest moment of his life. He got his sharp weapon ready for action with its maximum might, and that night those two girls was screaming in ecstasy while shouting the name "Talas Talim" until they were filled with hot moist thick white love that their shouting change to "TT" in short for his name because they were having a hard time trying to gasp some air while moaning from extreme pleasure. (TT = tite= pen*s)
As his experience increase in his pleasurable night life, his time for his studies getting thinner and thinner until the time when he was forced to do his thesis for 4 days and 4 nights because of the due deadline of submission, and he didn't even get a wink of sleep. And, when he finally finished it and got the chance to sleep, due to his extreme exhaustion physically and mentally, he died.
*****
"Do you wish to open your EvoMorph system?"A robotic voice asked Talas talim.
But before he could get to answer "Bang!" he was blown away by another explosion from faraway. The aftershock sends him flying so far that he couldn't even see where he was going. And he roared "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die again!!"
"Thud!"After a minute of being airborne, he landed on a soft soil.
"Ouch!.. My as--"before he could get to complain on the pain, he suddenly realized "hmmm… it didn't hurt as much as I thought, I even thought that I'm going to die again . Maybe I reincarnated into a superhuman body!"Even as if he was having a thousand thoughts about this so called reincarnation and why he retained his previous body memories while doing so. He was still excited because thinking maybe he got to be lucky and just like some Chinese novels, he will get some superhuman abilities that can make him to the top in this new world of this life.
But the reality shatters his rainbow colored imagination and fantasies, as he was looking at his surrounding and realized that all things got f*cked! Trees, stones, grass, flowers, and even an ant, All the things that he was familiar with becomes so big, very big he even thought that he was on the land of the Giants. And, he felt very frightened upon this sight, because he suddenly thought that his survival in this new world suddenly turns 180 degrees.
"Sh*t!.. I'm doomed, I will get squash like an ant and be stepped on in this f*cking world!"As he lifelessly talked himself out of it because of sudden realizations to some things about the battle happening earlier, he didn't realized it at first when he was watching the battle but now when he started recalling about it he felt a massive horror, because all of them is massive giants!
His face looks very sad as he stared at the horizon looking at the bright blue sky. When he suddenly realizes that there is something wrong, something long, very long black like needle thing in the middle of his eyesight.
"Sigh... What in the name of Holy Sh*t did my body reincarnated with!?" Talas Talim sigh as he started to move his left hand to reach this very long black needle in the place of his nose to examine it.
But when he saw what his hands looks likes his eyes widely open and he instinctively jump backward as he was so scared in what he saw.
His hands was color black and there was some white colored fur on it. The most creepy part is, his arms has some pointy black things in it and was shaped like a claw with some saw-like edges into it. It looks really sharp that he was panicking thinking, what sort of monster he reincarnated with.
His faced looks extremely panicked his hands were shaking as he finally speaks the magic words"EvoMorph System… Open!!"
"Ding!" he heard a robotic bell sound.
"EvoMorph System open.. Note: You can also open the system with only a thought." As the System AI speaks it's sounded like some professional announcer from popular games on earth, and after that sounds faded, a series of light shots out in his mind.
Talas Talim close his eyes and was shocked and amazed at the evolutions of lights that are happening in his mind, until it formed into a System Menu's like in those popular RPG in his past life. It was color green and has a bit of a digital touch but still professional to look at.
After the system finished forming it had a title of 'EVOMORPH SYSTEM' at the top left side of the screen, and under the title it has 4 panels aligned at the left side: first Character Status, second Beast-Morphs, third Beast-Quests, fourth EvoMorph Solution.
Talas Talim was so amazed on how this thing magically works inside his mind, it just like it was straight taken out from a novel.
With his thought he chooses the first panel which is 'Character Status'. And suddenly he was shocked from what he saw, he was so shocked that his eyes almost pop-out from the socket.
"Ding!"
<<Character Status :>>
>Name: Talas Talim
>EvoMorph level: 1 (0/1000 Evo-XP)
>EvoPoints: 0
>Beast-Self: Mosquito (Level 1)
>Evo-Nutrients:
>>Protein: 0/10
>> Water: 0/30
>>Calcium: 0/5
>>Fiber: 0/5
"Oh.. F*CK!!... I reincarnated into a F*cking MOSQUITO!!!"His mouth was widely open and seemingly twitching as he was complaining about himself being a mosquito.
"MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!!" As he roared with all of his might feeling pained with this new life of his.
"Arrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhh!..."
