Stirring a Pot Full of Pee

"What the heck are you talking about lady?" mumbled Song Zihao incoherently, "Have you lost your mind?"

He turned to his brother who was trying to stifle a laugh, "Brother did you hear what she said? Did I hear it right?"

"Uncle Song! Did you hear what I did?"

"Uncle Chen! Did I hear her right?"

Song Zihao was jumping from person to person on the table. Every person was equally as clueless as Song Zihao, but they too were enjoying seeing him flailing around like a fool. It was quite entertaining.

"You're right." said Bai Jingfei, allowing him to breathe a sigh of relief. But that sigh of relief was far too soon. He couldn't rest easy just yet, and it was his mistake in doing so.

"One cup of pee is definitely not enough. I need at least two."

Song Zihao felt physically agony after hearing that. As the saying went "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to pee and he will be peeing in a cup for Bai Jingfei for a lifetime"

Song Zihao's body slowly slid down the wall and slumped onto the ground as he curled into a ball. His drama had the jianghu peeling with laughter.

Song Yongrui burst out in laughter too, and watched as his brother came close to tears. He had no idea of what Bai Jingfei was trying to do, but it definitely didn't matter to him. His brother had always been a huge brat, and seeing him get bullied was fun.

Of course that was only because Bai Jingfei was his future wife. Any other person would not be allowed to mess with the honor of the jianghu, let alone Song Zihao.

"You can get as many glasses of pee from him as you like. He cannot refuse." said Song Yongrui as he brushed his own hair around for a few seconds.

He made eye contact with Bai Jingfei for a few seconds before he smiled at her.

Bai Jingfei felt her heart racing but the idea of dealing with pee was enough to break the romantic tension she was feeling. It was fun to bully Song Zihao but she would need some heavy duty gloves.

She was going to have to be very careful while dealing with this mess. A quite curious and enjoyable mess nevertheless. She was going to enjoy this, pee or not.

She smiled back at Song Yongrui but soon broke eye contact.

He pointed to a maid standing in the back, giving her a signal to move to the shed with the alchemy supplies. "Clean the area in the next few hours and lead FeiFei and Zihao there."

The entire group of the top leaders of the jianghu stared at their boss, after he called the short and rather young looking woman by what they could only assume was a nickname. Their boss was never fond of anyone, let alone giving them nicknames.

While they were curious, they didn't bother asking. Their boss definitely wouldn't tell them and it was obvious that Bai Jingfei was their future lady-boss.

"I'm heading off then." smiled Bai Jingfei, blowing a kiss to Song Yongrui before turning back in embarrassment of what she had just done, "Don't pee anywhere other than the cup!" she yelled at Song Zihao.

Then she tucked her tail between her feet and fled. She didn't even stop to look back in case the jianghu were all laughing at her. What she was scared of most was if Song Yongrui was laughing.

But he was not. He was blushing.

And while the jianghu were laughing, it was not at Bai Jingfei, but at their beet red boss.

Hours later, a maid came to fetch Bai Jingfei, to lead her to the shed.

"Ma'am the alchemy room is ready, the young master is waiting there for you."

It felt quite odd for Bai Jingfei to be called 'ma'am' by a lady a good bit older and taller than her, but in her current body, pretty much everyone was older and taller than her.

Bai Jingfei happily pranced over to the alchemy room to start her experiments for the day.

"Have you peed in the cup?" asked Bai Jingfei to Song Zihao, as soon as she reached the alchemy room.

Song Zihao blushed and nodded his head. Bai Jingfei took a peek into the cup.

"I was right to pick you for this task. You have a big bladder for sure." she said, staring at the translucent pee, "Might not be enough, but I can always get you to pee if I need more."

Bai Jingfei took a look at the room around her. It was dusty and small, but well equipped with glass pipes for filtration devices and large cauldrons. The maid opened the curtains letting the sunlight fall into the dim room.

"Please call me if you need anything more." said the maid respectfully before stepping out of the room to stand guard outside.

Bai Jingfei nodded.

"Get that cauldron down for me Zihao." she said pointing at a large one sitting on the top. Song Zihao dutifully obliged and huffed as he brought the cauldron down.

It was a shabby cauldron, dented and old, but Bai Jingfei wanted to get him to do the most slave work she could get out of him. It didn't matter if the cauldron was good or not, what mattered was Song Zihao's sweat and tears.

Bai Jingfei pulled out a large wooden stick from the corner of the room. Song Zihao felt the urge to cover his backside to protect it, but she was only going to be using it to stir the contents of the cauldron.

"Set a fire." commanded Bai Jingfei.

Soon a fire was set and the cauldron was in place. Everything was set up perfectly for her experiment. She then picked up the cup of pee, causing Song Zihao to flinch.

And to Song Zihao's great disgust, she dumped the cup of pee into the cauldron, and began stirring.