1 stop chasing me im too handsome to be eaten by gorillas

"MAN~! There is a man. Sisters help me the man is gonna **** me! "

The girl screamed with all her might. Then, countless footsteps rushing tower the screaming girl can be heard

Hautorou " girl im not a bad guy, in fact I am the great hero who will save this world… "

The person who arrived first at the scene shouted while pointing a sword toward him

"It's a man!. Catch him! And bring him to me "

The girls arrived later nodded their head. One after another they rushed toward Hautorou

Hautorou " Shoot. They have a sword!!!… time to start running "

After reaching max speed he looked back. "Damn they are fast. Are they even human? No more like wild gorilla call them self a woman."

Any second and the wild gorilla will catch up to Hautorou. "At this rate I will get caught anyway. No choice"

Hautarou "HALT!!! If you came any closer the trap will activate. And you all will perish in blink of an eye"

The woman's who where chasing him stoped and looked at each other in confusion.

"Pff hahah…. oh my god I cant stop laughing hahahah ... a mortal trying to scare a cultivator its just a hilarious"

Hautarou " Who you're calling mortal you ant. firstly I am just hiding my cultivation so that I wont alert the elders there. Secondly I am intently run slow in other to bring all here. If you beleave if there is no trap then you can just come over here and catch me. I wont move single step from here"

"Alright then"

Hautarou "Wait . Aren't you scared. you will die you know "

"What do you think?"

Hautarou " This is why I hate woman's they dont have brain. You gyus think I came alone but in fact there is many cultivator hiding waiting for my command. Once I give a command the trap will activate and you all will die. It's not too late go back to your commander or elder or something and tell her the there might be a trap she will understand.. shoo shoo out of my sight biches "

"Good idea Blowy you go back and tell elder Shin Chao "

"Okey sister Crimbo "

"Everyone else watch every move he makes . If you see any suspicious move report it to me"

"We understand "

Hautarou is speaking very confident that the woman's starting to beleave the trap is real. Although Hautarou look confident and smiling right now he is crying inside "I was just an ordinary collage student just 10 minutes ago. I found a portal in the closed and did the thing every human would do experiment. First I put edge of the one og the hair I pulled out the result is nothing happened then gradually I put my hole body in . The other side of the portal was a another world just as he was amazed over the sight the portal closed. He walked around little and met with a little girl and now he is here surround by woman's who might kill him after capturing. God where is my cheat ability!!!"

���What is that guy mumbling "

" Maybe he is chanting, careful girls he might be a real deal"

Hautatou "come on my cheat now is the best time to come out …. system activate! Hmm its not this then status open!! Come serve the come who call upon you summon… damt it nothing is happening. No worries I still have my stump card my hard learned kuchiyose no jitsu … welp im doomed"

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