6 LITERALLY FILLER

(BEACH EPISODE: 1092736281)

A controversial song of O*ngo Bo*ngo (I needed to protect your eyes ;^)) plays in the background (god why the fuck is it so catchy) while the adventurer guild's leader himself ignores BIG TIDDY PRINCESS for the little girl that somehow made it into the plot in a completely logical and totally not in an asspull-ish way yet totally retains some sort of plot relevancy because the author thinks that she's a good way to advance the story when he ran out of ideas.

"What's the little lass's name, sweet cheeks?"

"Fuk Yu"

"Oh, what a beautiful name!"

The creepy older man looks menacingly at the child.

***BOING***

In one swift motion, Verizon throws Rock Grandpa senpai thing at the questionable older man.

"Haha, I guess I'm still hard after all these years!"

"I'm pretty sure that you should go ask a doctor if you last more than 4 hours y'know."

"Verizon my boy you really know how to keep an old man ***rock hard!***"

"Never speak again, old f*ck.*

"What, was it something I said?"

The old grandpa muses to himself, questionably coming up with questionable conjectures.

"That's right, you're a **virgin,** that's why you're so upset. You should totally use some of the money we got from pawning the princess's crown for a night at theeeee parlor a village down. Boy, when I had a body, those were the most pleasurable things to do. I would moan in ecstacy every single second that I was in the building. Sadly you see me as I am now, in rock form, simply because I got far too hard."

"Didn't you know to go to a doctor if it lasted more than 4 hours?"

"Yes lad, but I did not give a rat's ass. You see, I was in pure bliss. I was one with many hearts at that moment, and felt as if I became God. it was the greatest high."

"Old man, you're going senile."

"VERIZON, I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION."

"About what?" Verizon says slightly fearfully, remembering how his head got caved in like a watermelon getting crushed by an elephant's foot when BIG TIDDY PRINCESS smacked him into next Tuesday.

"MY. CROWN."

"haha oh yeah that."

"THAT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM."

"Why don't we all have a seat and talk this over peacefully over some crumpets and tea?"

"Why don't you grow half a brain?"

"I mean technically I grew another brain when I had to regenerate after what you did."

"SHUT UP, WORM!"

"Well we had no money nor food, and no one is just going to believe that you're the princess in a world that even you don't recognize. So to prevent us from starving, I took the only valuable thing we had to get an adventurer's license and some food so that we do not starve. Everything else could be taken care of after we settle ourself in a stable condition."

Staring blankly at Verizon, BIG TIDDY PRINCESS could hardly manage to say any words. How in the ever loving f*ck did this dimwit actually manage to say something that made sense? Had the author gone mad? There was only one way to find out...

NEXT TIME, ON DR*G*N B*LL Z