Every original story on QI is terrible fanfiction (Oh wow lol the title can go up to 200 characters)

"I was his world, she was my footstool. One nose ring to rule them all, I AM THE DOVAHKIIN, I SCREAM AND LORE IS UNDER MY WILL!" (Who's even going to read this lol?) (Also I wrote this at 2 AM so expect for this to become very weird)