Prologue

"Good morning to absolutely no one" I mutter standing outside my house's gate.

Meanwhile a few months before

Random doctor "I'm sorry sir but you have to be quarantined as you have tested positive."

"hmmm where am I going to be quarantined"Engineer

Random doctor" Somewhere named blood gulch quarantine area."

Similar scene repeats multiple times with a bunch of aged and experienced scientists, engineers, robotics experts.

And apparently gathering those experts in a place with the name *blood gulch* in it  unsupervised is not wise.

Through the Internet they searched the name blood gulch and found Red vs blue series which they watched together not caring about the virus.

After they finished watching(read fast forward binge watching) the series they discussed and argued but when one of them said."Hey ever wonder of making a suit like those of the series."chaos and a lot of explosions"Son of a bitch!!!!" ensued which resulted to a suspiciously blue colored armor with a cannon to each shoulder a few months later.

Nameless expert"Okay boys with this armor we can help the world now time to test this baby so who wants to volunteer."and no one volunteered to which he sighs" dammit can someone just fucking test this armor"blank looks were thrown his way.

"fine I'll test it myself"which he did by donning the armor and then activating it.

"hello I am Sheila the armor's tutorial program would you like to be run through the tutorial."now he is the one having a blank look and the 'boys' were giving him shit eating grins.

Sigh these fucks "So how do I fire the cannons"

Sheila "firing main cannon"

*Booooom*

The 'boys' scattered and screamed or whatever they do when in panic. "Son of a bitch!!! " "fuck this I'm out!!! " "WTF!!! " "I did not sign up for this!!!" "you did not sign anything!!!"

Back to the mc

What are those old eggheads doing? what is that thing? why is its cannon pointing at me? Wait a second that looks like caboo-*booooom*

Somewhere yet nowhere

Awareness came to me"What the fuck was that"

"You died"Rob says yes thats his actual name.

"Yeah no shit sherlock I meant what the fuck was that fucking cannon specifically pointing at me of all people, Pointed specifically at the only fucking house's/building's gate other than the one they are staying at,Fuck this bullshit, I was about to clear my mind with hentai, but nooo someone has to go kill me with a fucking cannon on a fucking RnB rip off armor like what the fuck were they thinking!!!"

Meanwhile Rob disappear after a few minutes of listening to a very colourful rant only to come back to see a crying person muttering" This is all a lie just a dream, I'll wake up and then forget it all like a dream this IS a DREAM THISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHISISADREAM"

Rob sighs he snaps a finger.

*Thud*

Unknown amount of time passes

Awareness then realization hit me like a hammer I'm dead,  A19 years old dead just one out of billions living in a planet that is only one out of uncountable numbers of habitable floating rocks out there in space.

"damn you're one depressed person" Rob

I look at the only other person on this void or space something or nothing whatever he looks average so much so it's not normal.

"Who are you" I question dreading the worst.

"The names Rob so you calm now"

"no"

"well then let's ignore that for now *ehem* well here we go, Congratulations you have managed to survive and managed to stay in the void, the nothingness, the in-between yada yada etc"Rob says as he posed dramatically arms spread wide.

"So?"

"What so? this is a big deal okay normal souls can't survive in here they either dissipate or gets expelled from it. "

"why am I here anyway"

"some soul sometimes passes through their reincarnation, samsara something system the majority not normal souls minority bad luck?"

"what now? "

"I give you one wish then you get reincarnated somewhere random though you guys that survive have absurd luck I can guess somewhere you know or somewhere you WILL thrive in or get ridiculously unlucky. "

"why give me a wish anyway." I look at him searching for any signs of motive.

"Eh normally I'd kick your kind to reincarnation then give some random overpowered ability or system before they come to awareness, Or just toss them in the general direction of those generous wish giving Gods and Robs again before they come to awareness, But you I think needs help like immediately, Being aware the instant you arrive here is a record if i see one, Normally your kind become aware by being given a nudge by us or or just be aware after a long long ass time even with my perception of time Eh some just don't become aware without interference at all so yeah. "

" That's it? No I am God I will grant you wishes in exchange for MY entertainment oh you can fuck my daughter my wife my mother and ancestors, you will follow my every mission through that suspicious system that grows stronger the bigger you dick becomes and also lives off of your suffering,the readers erection/orgasm/semen, your orgasms, others suffering, faceslaps by hand or by dick, underestimation, your suffering, anal fucked young masters/old ancestors,the virginity of demon or any fucking race's queens, princesses genderbent king, misunderstood genius reincarnated Chinese women, reincarnated otome genderbent raped MALE affections and its numba wan sauce boku no pico."I shudder very seriously contemplating if it will happen and also considerations of running.

" That..... is.... Very specific but no I will not do that, There is like an unlimited number of entertainment in here the void I mean so yeah no. "Rob seriously thinking if he knows anyone who would do actually THAT.

"Now what is your wish just think about it and it will be done, be very specific and give as details as possible okay?" I nod as I think of a power that I have been having fantasies off since my first year in high school.

"Great power now then first things first you can only use its main function once a week second function unlimited use but can be used on one only it will increase by levelling it up though got it?"

"Yes will I be reincarnated as a baby or be transmigrated"

"You can choose though just repeat the word transmigration or reincarnation when I start glowing which would mean we are starting so are you ready? "

I breathe *inhale* *exhale*"I'm ready."Rob starts glowing then the void trembled or shaked like it is about to shatter." Transmigration transmigration transmigration. " Darkness.

Gone Rob looks at the spot the soul was at before transmigration."Welp time to see if anyone did even one of those things he mentioned. " Teleport and some searching later a scream was heard " WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHY.!!!?? "