Chapter 76: The documents are terrifying...

I sighed as I looked out the window.

After introducing Beni and Irene to the residents of my mansion, I went back to school to finish my work.

I got so immersed in my work that it was almost sunset and the students that you have club activities are going back to their houses or dorms.

This would be a good time to come home since Lala and the other girls don't know that in two days I'll be gone for two months.

I asked Asagi to tell the girls about what happened and that I'm not coming home today.

On the one hand, I have too much paperwork that I have to organize to avoid any possible problems that could hurt my family, on the other hand, if the girls start crying I will feel even worse than I already feel, and according to Mikado these kinds of things don't are good for someone suffering from depression.

I sighed and continued working while Medb played video games.

"Turu turu turum ♫ Turu turu turum ♫~" – She was humming while playing happily making me a little envious, I also want to be an unemployed person who plays video games all day…

Regardless, seeing her smile is a nice scene that helps me deal with stress, as expected of a woman whose charisma mobilized thousands of soldiers to their deaths... That's a bit scary.

"Satou-sama, here's your tea" – Nao poured me a cup of tea with her usual stoic yet elegant demeanor.

Anida is in the mansion making some arrangements that I asked her for, so at the moment she is Hayasaka's mother, the one in charge of being my personal maid.

"Thank you" – I smiled and enjoyed the honey tea while I took a little break.

Now I understand why Tsunade didn't want to be Hokage, paperwork is hell...

Why are there people who are so greedy for positions of authority?

Do they enjoy paperwork?

Are they masochists?

Maybe they think it's worth it, but honestly, it's not, a quiet life is much better than spending all day doing paperwork...

I'm thinking nonsense again.

I sighed and closed my eyes as I enjoyed my tea.

I could not have more than five minutes of peace because at that moment someone knocked on the door despite the fact that the teachers and students should have already gone home.

"Tch, I was about to save that useless princess" – Medb clucked her tongue in disgust and paused her game before entering her spirit form.

I smiled wryly, she really is like a child.

I nodded to Nao to open the door.

When the door opened I saw a beautiful girl with black hair and a slim body who was being accompanied by a girl with the body of a porn actress and gray hair.

"Is something wrong Miss Mari?" – I forced a smile when I saw this girl.

The president of one of the student council branches and a main character in the anime Prison School, Mari Kurihara.

Next to her was her loyal assistant Meiko Shiraki who I honestly find hard to believe that she is just a student since her body is worthy of an anime milf.

"Principal, I need to talk to you about some problems caused by a bunch of unpleasant people" - Mari had her usual cold expression.

I sighed and nodded for her to come into my office.

"Is something so urgent that you have to look for me at this hour?" – I put away my documents and looked at the girl with slight weariness.

I honestly don't want to talk to her much because the way she looks at me makes me too uncomfortable, it's like she hates me with all her heart, but at the same time, there is something she needs from me.

If the situation was one where it turns out that the previous owner of this body slept with her and now she hates me while lusting after me like usual in Ugly Bastard doujins then it would seem like a horrible but understandable situation.

The problem is that she doesn't smell like hormones like she feels desire towards me so I don't know what's going on.

Mari sat down and crossed her legs as Nao poured tea for her and Meiko.

This has become a regular thing, in the last four days she has been visiting my office constantly to request punishments for idiots who act like animals in heat, give suggestions to improve the academy regulations, or ask for a budget cut to the clubs that do not contribute anything positive to the students.

I am honestly pleased with the dedication and professionalism of this girl, people like her are what this world needs to become a more stable place, however, her obvious hatred of men is still something that sometimes makes us argue for hours.

Meiko took a file out of a briefcase and handed it to me.

Looking at it, I saw that it was a list of boys whose appearances matched the protagonists of doujins of different genres ranging from blackmail, revenge, or the use of aphrodisiacs…

"There are rumors that these people have blackmailed some girls out of school to force them to do nasty acts" – Mari spoke with such disgust that she seemed to want to spit in disgust.

I frowned, this is the worst time for this to happen.

I am aware that there are protagonists of doujins and hentai in this world so I had Black Label do research to eliminate them, but I forgot something important, not all degenerates are great criminals, and many times the victims can become criminals.

One of the documents in Mari's file was the report of a weak-looking boy who seems to be a victim of bullying, but according to the report, there is evidence that he might be blackmailing a gyaru-looking girl.

If the crimes happen outside of the school then it's hard for me to find out since I can't take care of all the people in the academy plus I'm too busy with supernatural matters and have neglected human matters.

It was also because of this that even though it's awkward to talk to Mari, I try to chat with her every day since only she and Kaguya help me keep order among the students since the other branches of the student council seem to be openly hostile towards me.

"I hope the principal allows me to do an investigation in the bedrooms of the people on this list to look for evidence" - Mari spoke coldly.

"No" - I sighed and shook my head. – "I will send someone to investigate these matters, you are forbidden to investigate further on these matters"

Maria frowned. – "Does the principal plan to protect this scum?"

I smiled bitterly. – "On the contrary, if these idiots are the kind of trash you say then it will be a problem if they try to hurt you"

Now that I know the kill [Oppressive Patriarchy], I have to be careful with hentai protagonists.

Although Mari and Meiko are strong by human standards, if they are attacked by a single idiot with that ability then both girls will meet a tragic fate.

Mari continued to frown, but she nodded. – "I hope that the principal allows me to follow up on this matter even if I am not allowed to get involved personally"

I agreed with a smile, she has managed to be calmer in the last few days so it has been easier to have civil conversations.

I'll have Kogarashi handle this matter since he's a good guy with a hero complex so he'll look to deal with idiots who hurt innocent people plus he's technically a shonen protagonist so in a fight he won't lose to a hentai protagonist as long as Kogarashi is not accompanied by a girl.

Come to think of it, maybe shonen protagonists are the weakness of hentai protagonists so I need to form a squad of fighters who can beat [Oppressive Patriarchy] skill users…

[Achievement Earned: The user has learned how to use his brain.

Reward: A star-shaped stamp that is good for absolutely nothing, but cute]

….

Stupid system.

I sighed and looked at Mari who had been watching me silently.

My speed of thought is limited so it's obvious when I get into my own thoughts, but she's used to this by now so she didn't complain about my silence.

I smiled with a bit of embarrassment and we began to chat about various matters of the academy.

Although I will leave the issues regarding the students to Kaguya and Hayasaka, knowing that Mari will go out of her way to protect the girls gives me relief since in this world attractive women are the most vulnerable people due to hentai logic.

As our talk dragged on for almost an hour, there was a knock on the door which was strange since only a woman as obsessed with punishment as Mari would come looking for me late at night.

I nodded to Nao who opened the door and what I saw was a beautiful girl with black hair styled in a double ponytail making her look like a high-class girl.

I really have no idea who this girl was, although I think I've seen her in some anime… Well, I can't remember all the animes I've seen and I already have a lot of things on my mind so this girl's anime shouldn't have been very meaningful to me.

"Greetings Yamada-sama" - The girl bowed politely while a boy dressed as a butler who was walking behind her looked at me with disgust.

I already have too many problems to be interested in new problems, no thanks.

"Miss, I'm currently checking official business with the student council president so if you need anything please say so" - I tried to be nice, but due to mental exhaustion my tone of voice was a bit sharp.

The girl didn't seem to mind my tone of voice and she smiled modestly. – "I am sorry to occupy Yamada-sama's time, but I need to talk to you about an urgent matter"

This stinks of trouble, I want to go home...

"As you can see the principal is busy at the moment so it's better if you wait outside, or better yet, leave for today" - Mari looked at the girl coldly.

This caused the boy in butler clothes to step forward with a furious expression, but Meiko stood up with a hostile expression.

At the risk of my words sounding like those of an idiot, this looks like a fight between the pets of two neighbors who hate each other...

"Ara, it seems that the pet has as bad an attitude as its owner" - The girl smiled when she saw Meiko's attitude.

Mari looked furious, but she kept her cool. – "My friend is just worried that a certain dog has rabies and tries to bite me."

The girl narrowed her eyes, still smiling.

Meiko and the boy stopped and looked at their 'masters' with nervous expressions.

Now that I notice the smell, this boy is not a boy, he is a girl dressed as a boy… Where have I seen this?

Let's see…. No, I have no idea.

The girl looked away from Mari and looked at me with a smile. – "Since Yamada-sama is busy then I will be direct…"

The girl took out a document and showed it to me. At this rate, I will develop a phobia towards documents…

I looked at the document and my face paled.

I finally remembered who this girl is, she is Kanade Suzutsuki, a secondary character from the anime Mayo Chiki, a girl from a rich family with a mocking and sadistic attitude but deep down she is a kind and affectionate girl with her friends.

All of that didn't really matter to me, what made me feel an infinite amount of horror was what the document said.

"It's nice to meet you, Otou-sama~" – Kanade smiled.

The document was a DNA analysis that proved that she is my daughter...

"Ufufufufu, you're in trouble Master~" - Only Medb could find this funny...

Oh blessed and merciful God… Why?!

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Author's Note:

Sometimes I do long chapters, sometimes I write normal chapters.

My standard per chapter is 2000 words, but sometimes some chapters go over 4000 words...

It is difficult to keep track of the word count since at times I do not have much inspiration and other times I have divided the chapters since they exceed 10,000 words...

Anyway, I hope you continue to enjoy this work, a hug <3