52 Chapter 52: I'm Turning A Villain ... *crying*
I sighed heavily as I looked at the boy in front of me.
"Let me see if I understand" - I massaged my forehead. - "This boy and another girl stumbled for no reason and somehow the boy's head ended up under the girl's skirt"
"Yes" - Mafuyu nodded with a frown. - "This type of indecent acts are not appropriate at this age, much less in the academy facilities"
"Waaaa Fuyuzora-san I'm so sorry!"
As Mayufu showed that she hated perverts, a white-haired girl floated in front of me apologizing to the troublesome boy who was staring at the ground.
The boy was Kogarashi Fuyuzora, the protagonist of the anime Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san, a talented exorcist with enormous spiritual power that even allows him to strike deities and who is also a cliche protagonist of harem anime with Lucky Pervert.
It seems Mafuyu was unlucky enough to have some troublesome students together in her class, I pity her.
"I understand the situation, let me talk to him" - I sighed and smiled at Mafuyu as I tried my best to ignore the fact that the ghost girl almost put her butt in my face letting me see her underwear.
Mafuyu nodded and left my office but not before giving Kogarashi one last angry look.
When Mafuyu left, I sighed wryly upon seeing Kogarashi's depressed expression. - "Don't take it personally, she dislikes perverts"
Kogarashi trembled. - "I'm not a pervert…"
"I understand you boy" - As someone who was cursed with Lucky Pervert, I was able to sympathize with Kogarashi.
Only this morning I witnessed Kei and Saki's naked bodies as they were chasing Lala because the alien girl made a prank on them while bathing.
I did nothing and still I was labeled a lolicon, the Lucky Pervert ability is a gift and a curse.
Kogarashi seemed touched by my empathetic expression, he seems to be having a difficult life at the hot spring inn.
"Although I understand your situation, it is still a problem if you do this kind of perverted actions" - I smiled wryly. - "And miss, please do not show your underwear so blatantly"
It's awkward to pretend that I don't realize that a ghost girl's butt is almost in my face.
"Eeeehhh?!"
They were both shocked by my words, the ghost girl whose name is Yuuna Yunohana rushed away. Due to her embarrassment, she started to use her telekinesis ability, but before she could make a mess in my office, her body lost strength and she fell to the ground with a tired expression.
"Yunohana-san!" - Kogarashi panicked at what I sighed, this really makes me look like the villain.
"She's fine, she's just tired from the restrictions in the academy, she just needs to rest and not use her abilities here" - I explained calmly to prevent Kogarashi from causing problems as the impulsive protagonist that he is.
Kogarashi let out a sigh of relief and helped Yunna up, even though she is actually floating.
Yunna sat on a chair next to Kogarashi and lowered her head. - "I'm sorry, I didn't want to cause problems, it's just that..."
"It's fine, most ghosts don't control their powers so this kind of thing is understandable, but you need to learn how to use your abilities or you will cause trouble for those around you." - I'm getting better at lecturing.
"Do you know how I can control my abilities?" - Yunna's eyes lit up like a happy puppy.
"No, but I know someone who can help you" - I smiled a little, she is cute like Lala. - "I will ask her to help you"
Shaku is busy protecting Mikan and Rinka so I'll ask her to help Yunna later.
"Thank you" - Yunna smiled adorably, but then showed a worried expression. - "Is it okay for me to be here? If other people know that there is a ghost here they might be scared..."
"Don't worry, you're not the only ghost here" - I smiled wryly.
Shaku is the strongest ghost among my staff, but she is not the only specter in my life.
From evil spirits that devour human life energy to resentful banshees, there are various ghosts that protect the academy in exchange for a constant supply of life energy.
Not all ghosts are dangerous, some are the spirits of victims of injustice who still cling to the earthly world due to suffering, there are also special cases like Yunna who is a spiritual clone (Author's Note: spoiler, heh).
"Oh right, that reminds me of something" - I looked at Kogarashi. - "Even if you are an exorcist you cannot attack anyone in this academy, even evil spirits are part of the academy staff"
"..." - Kogarashi looked at me with a complicated expression. - "I understand that not all ghosts are evil, but evil spirits only cause pain to those around them..."
"Do you know how an evil spirit is born?" - I sighed a little.
Kogarashi nodded. - "When a person dies full of hatred, his spirit is corrupted and becomes an evil spirit"
"Yes and no, suffering also creates monsters" - I sighed more deeply. - "Especially the most inhuman suffering"
I did research on Shaku's origins and although there wasn't much information, at least I know that she was raped to death and her resentment was so deep that she turned into one of the most dangerous evil spirits.
"I'm serious, you can't attack the academy staff" - I looked seriously at Kogarashi. - "If you do I will have to expel you"
Kogarashi turned pale. - "I will not attack the academy staff, I just want a calm and normal life..."
Says the boy who ends up marrying a ghost.
"Okay, I'll trust you to keep your word" - I smiled a little as he planned to assign someone to watch his movements, I don't trust this boy.
Now that I think about it, Kogarashi is not only strong, but he is also a protagonist so he should have the ability to help defend this academy, unlike Rito who is just an idiot with no combat skills.
"Now, about your punishment for your perverted actions ..." - I smiled wryly when I saw Kogarashi's uncomfortable expression. - "As you should know, the supernatural world is complicated and dangerous"
Kogarashi nodded.
"As your punishment, you will have to help the academy staff to protect this place and the students, even with good security there is a risk that a dangerous person or entity will try to enter the academy so you will have to help take care of this place "- Basically I am inciting child labor since he is a minor, but I need allies and a protagonist should be reliable.
Kogarashi had a shocked expression, but I didn't let him speak and continued speaking. - "Since it is a complicated task to help take care of a place as big as this, I will offer you a salary, I saw your history and it seems that you have had many jobs so this could help you if you have financial problems"
"I can also allow your friend to come to school and I can give her a place as a student, I can even give her an artificial body so that she can interact with the other students as long as they both promise not to cause problems" - I finished my words with a smile.
If I remember correctly, in the To Love-Ru series, Mikado gave a body to a ghost girl so she could help with Yuuna's situation, plus if I can't help Yuuna through science, I can use magic.
"I will be very grateful to you if you can allow me to experience the life of a normal student!" - Yunna was practically crying with happiness.
Kogarashi nodded with a big smile. - "Principal, you can trust me! If you allow me to defend this place, I will do my best! "
It seems that the time I spent learning from negotiations with Rinka and Enma was useful to me.
I opened a drawer in my desk and pulled out two magic contracts. Enma prepared these contracts in case I found a talented person who could help protect the academy, it is basically a slavery contract disguised as a collaboration contract.
"Have you ever seen a magic contract?" - I asked the two teenagers.
Yunna shook her head as Kogarashi nodded. - "They are signed agreements so that two or more people can make a reliable agreement"
Magic contracts are made by neutral magicians with special abilities since not all magical beings can create contracts, even among demons there are few who can create contracts, and usually demons without the ability to create contracts buy them from large organizations.
These contracts were made by Enma and Kiara, not only is it a high-level contract that could even cage an entity like Kiara, the contract was written in such a way that the person will not even notice that they are giving up their free will at the time of sign.
Although using this makes me feel like crap, difficult decisions require strong wills.
The contract stated that they pledged to help protect the academy, the academy staff, and the students. They weren't allowed to use force to hurt people affiliated with the academy, but they can use force to defend themselves if necessary.
Most importantly, they both had to follow whatever order I gave them as long as that order was not against their ideals and interests.
Where was the trap?
They can disobey my orders spoken aloud, but they must obey any order written by me or Asagi since she is the only sane woman among my trusted persons.
Yuuna looked at the contract curiously, Kogarashi was a little more careful and looked at the contract carefully, but not noticing anything out of place he finally smiled and signed.
When they both signed the contract I heard an unpleasant sound as a notification window appeared in front of me.
[Achievement obtained: Subdue a protagonist
Reward: Plot Armor Resistance (A)]
[Plot Armor Resistance: Protagonist? What is that shit?
Abilities related to the luck and destiny of a 'protagonist' cannot affect the user. In case of becoming an enemy of a 'protagonist', the luck of the user and his allies will not be reduced and the destiny will not harm the user]
[Achievement obtained: Subduing the main heroine of the protagonist in front of the protagonist
Reward: Hentai Plot Armor (A)]
[Hentai Plot Armor: *stumbles and penetrates her*
In case an important event occurs near the user, the user will be involved with sexual results]
…. Damn it, this couldn't be worse… FUCK THAT'S A FLAG!
[New mission]
[The way of an Ugly Bastard
While the protagonists save the world, a fat man fucks their women~
Objective 1: Ejaculate inside Yuuna Yunohana in front of Kogarashi Fuyuzora.
Objective 2: Ejaculate inside Lala Satalin Deviluke in front of Rito Yuuki.
Objective 3: Ejaculate inside Sayo Hitsugi in front of Arashi Mikami.
Objective 4: Ejaculate inside Kaguya Shinomiya in front of Miyuki Shirogane.
Objective 5: Has not been unlocked...
Objective 6: Has not been unlocked...
Time limit: No time limit
Reward: Lucky Gacha Ticket, Resurrection Ring, World Access Key, Skill Upgrade Ticket
Punishment: No punishment]
... I should cut out my tongue to stop raising flags...
The fact that it is a mission without punishment gives me a bit of peace of mind, but if I follow the logic of web novels, the resurrection ring is a very dangerous flag…. Now I am worried.
I put my worries aside and looked at Yuuna and Kogarashi who was looking at me with expectant smiles making me feel like trash. I really hope I never have to complete that mission.
"Now go back to your classroom, if Mafuyu asks tell her that I have assigned you a punishment according to the situation and you have reflected on your actions, try to pretend that you are sorry or something like that" - I am mentally exhausted and it is only the first day of class…
"Excuse me principal, I have a question" - Kogarashi looked like a curious child. - "Do you and Kirisu-sensei have a close relationship?"
"What makes you think that?" - I asked in confusion.
"You call Kirisu-sensei by her name without honorifics..." - Kogarashi scratched his cheek awkwardly.
"Ah, well, my greatest wish is to achieve an environment where all people feel accepted and there is no discrimination ..." - I started spouting random nonsense. - "And to begin with I am trying to act more casually with the teachers, in this way the difference in status will not make sense and we can all get along ..."
Since the people I live with don't care about things like honorifics and using surnames, I forgot the Japanese custom of 'san', 'kun', 'chan' or the fact that Japanese people care a lot about calling each other by surname in place of names.
Come to think of it, I once read that one of the causes of the increase in depression in Japanese society is due to lack of human contact and social distancing… Maybe my random bullshit isn't really a bad idea.
"A place where everyone is equal ... Sounds wonderful..." - Yunna began to smile with a dreamy look.
I wonder if I can make a society where communism works.
Putting my stupid thoughts aside, I finished talking to Kogarashi and let him go back to his classroom, I also spoke to Yunna and promised that later I would visit the hot spring inn where they both live so that Shaku will teach Yunna to control her abilities, besides, I want to meet the rest of the residents of Yuragi-sou (hot springs inn), especially the cat girl…. It is not a fetish!
When both teenagers left my office I smiled a little. Unlike Rito, I like Kogarashi as the lead despite being a dense jerk with Lucky Pervert.
I selectively decided to ignore my new weft armor, I'm definitely not going to think about that.
I felt like I did a lot of work for today and I deserved a good lunch. The good thing that my body will always be that of a fat man is that I can continue to eat without worrying about calories, I hate diets.
