1 1: Killed by a flower pot?

"Li fan what are you rushing for?" A sixteen year old youth in a school uniform shouted across the halls as he watched his friend rush towards the exit..

"Rushing my ass, issth just released a new chapter, are you trying to kill me?" The rushing youth shouted back, not even daring to look..

"F*ck, I want to read it too, but why are you acting like the chapter is gonna disappear?" The other youth didn't bother to follow Li fan as he only watched in silence...

"If ms.yang asks where I am just tell her I have diarrhea and have to go home.." Li fan shouted across the hall as he turned around, he then turned the corner and exited the school doors as he held his brown bag.

"Damnit, if it wasn't for school I would've been able to read light novels everyday, I hate this world" Li fan raised his middle finger towards the heavens as he continued to angrily rush out the school yard...

For a split second the sky seemed to turn slightly dark as it rumbled..

Li fan was a sixteen year old sophomore at his high school, despite so he was different from most of the students, he lived alone, he didn't know who his parents was, the only reason he had continued to live till now was due to the money given by the government, yet it was only enough for 3 bags of instant ramen daily, the only thing that kept Li fan living in this crappy world was his love for webnovels, he had read so many wuxia and Xianxia novels that he would sometimes even dream about being a cultivator, only to wake up with cold sweat on his head.

Li fan rushed towards a corner store at a fast speed, his bag still in hand, this corner store was relatively quiet without many customers, but there was a lot of food displayed in shelves..

Li fan slowed down his speed and instantly grabbed a huge pack of ramen noodles, it was atleast half the size of his body, this pack held atleast 30 ramen packs in it..

Li fan placed the huge pack of ramen on the cashiers table..

"Li fan, got back already?" The middle-aged man at the cashier table raised an eyebrow, he was accustomed to Li fan coming everyday, but to think he had already finished a huge pack he had bought only a few days ago..

The middle aged man didn't say anymore as he checked out the pack of ramen "that would be 250" the middle aged man said..

Li fan didn't even blink an eye before grabbing all the money in his wallet and placing it on the table, he then grabbed the ramen pack and rushed out the door.

Li fan smiled away as he caressed the ramen pack, it wouldn't be a lie if he were to swear that he had only eaten ramen his whole life, at first it tasted good, but he had eaten so much that now it tastes no different from water.

Swoosh!!!

A brown object descended below the clouds at an incredible speed as it dropped towards the city, if one looked closely it was a small flower pot, in the middle of the flower pot was a small white plus flower that radiated a strange multicolored light..

Li fan raised his head as he heard the booming noises of the wind, seeing the falling flower pot he thought this was punishment form the heavens for cursing them..

He ran at his fastest speed trying to dodge the pot, yet the pot seemed to twist and turn in his direction as he moved..

"F*ck I'm really gonna die" Li fan shouted, as he finished that sentence he blacked out and fell lifelessly onto the ground..

The white lotus flower slowly lifted off into the air before jumping between Li fan's eyebrows and disappearing..

A lotus flower appeared in the middle of his eyebrows but then disappeared.

He had really died...

....

Somewhere far far away in the sky, a thick layer of yellow clouds floated above the white clouds of earth, on this cloud was a small floating mat, and on this mat was a young girl, she released an air of elegance and superiority, yet at this moment she seemed to be flustered and disturbed as she nearly pulled out her hair...

"No, no, no, I killed a human, mother nuwa will definitely lock me away for thousands of years" the young girl nearly cried as she imagined her fate...

"I better destroy his soul before it appears in hell, Old man ox will definitely ask why he died so early" the young girl disappeared from above the cloud, she then appeared before a large river that flew around earth, thousands of white orbs could be seen flowing across this river, these were souls of the dead...

"Damnn I hope he doesn't reach hell soon" the young girl rushed as she examined each soul as they slowly sailed across the milky and floating sea..

"W...wait, where is his soul?" The young girl seemed to be heavily disturbed as she floated in space and thought for a second..

"Did that flower destroy his soul as well?" The young girl said, she knew how hard and profound items form heaven were, she wasn't surprised at all, instead she was happy, no one would know of her "accident" that had killed a mortal..

"Phew, I better return to my palace or mother will notice something, but first I should erase the presence of this mortal man" she waved her hand towards earth and Li fan's body disappeared...

The young girl then smiled before she happily skipped across space and towards and unknown direction...

...

Somewhere far far away in the Milky Way galaxy, on a huge planet atleast 50 times the size of earth, on a small mountain top in a rundown shack, a youth with long white hair laid on the bed as he continuously twisted and turned in pain..

The dirty bed sheets on the broken bed were covered in cold sweat as the youth raised his head at a fast speed, causing him to smack his head onto a wooden plank before becoming unconscious again.