12 Prelude to Adventure and Face-Slapping

[Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep]- Nanomachine/Technology speak

Reese's Retreat Day 2: 7:30 A.M.

But before stepping through the portal Emilio remembers something quite important "Wait if I'm going to be learning martial arts from the get-go while my progress will be astronomical I still need something to base on as well as something to keep track".

Emilio then goes into deep thought thinking about the many resources he could gain in order to comprehend martial arts more easily then one thing comes to mind nanomachines son.

Emilio then diverts his portal to the world of nanomachine specifically a timeline where at the point Cheon Yeo Woon was about to receive the nanomachine injection he had already died from his wounds.

Murim League Territory 10:00 P.M.

A portal appears near a clearing where Emilio then exits the portal and hides behind a tree before waiting soon Cheon Woon is ambushed by his attackers all it took was one stray punch and Cheon Woon's lungs collapsed after one of the assailant's fists landed center mass.

Soon the attackers leave the area knowing their mission is over and a couple of minutes later a portal opens up with a futuristic-looking young man appears.

The young man proceeds to check the body before sighing and saying "Well this is a problem but it matters not I can just find another timeline" Not even a couple of seconds after saying this Emilio makes his move.

In a couple of seconds, Emilio dashes at the man and freezes him using his gravity manipulation, and approaches him in order to grab the injector and which Emilio then placed in his inventory.

But before leaving the young man asks angrily "Why?! Why are you doing this?" Emilio answered back with "Here's the thing it's not you, it's me more specifically my lack of skill that these nanomachines will help to give me a leg up on the competition"

But then the man laughs at Emilio before shouting "That's it! You idiot the injection is modeled after my family's genetic makeup the machines won't even work for you so this is pointless".

Emilio then simply looks at the man before saying" Your right it won't work right now, but later well I'll keep you guessing on that".

Emilio then returns the injector or at least a copy of it before opening up a portal and saying " Thanks for the info smart guy and in all honestly I probably won't even remember you and neither will you" Emilio then proceeds to delete this event from the young man's mind and steps through the portal.

Reese's Retreat Day 2: 9:00 A.M.

Emilio after exiting the portal takes out the injector for the nanomachines and manipulates reality in order for the nanomachines to work for and be absolutely loyal to him due to the advanced nature of the nanomachines it looks like pure technology in a vial after fusing with other versions of itself.

Emilio then proceeds to inject himself with the nanomachines and soon after he can feel a presence in his mind and then hears a voice that sounds like a certain machine from Portal.

[Nanomachine Version 100 Downloaded… Initializing/Initializing Complete Hello User would you like to play a Game?]

Emilio then immediately regrets his decision as he remembers this voice taunting him when he played Portal and he was so happy to fire this thing into space at the end but that matters little now.

[This unit has little to do with subject GLADOS and only assumed this voice to make the transfer and subsequent conversations more comfortable]

Emilio then proceeds to ask his new mind buddy about its functions

[ According to initial scans all processes are working at 100% capacity and are ready to aid the user in any way possible as long as the user has energy within his body]

[All abilities unlocked- Information Transfer(Structural Analysis/Tracing for you FATE fans), Invisibility, Underwater Breathing, Emergency Defense Mode, Battle Simulations, Increased Audio/Visual Quality, Self-Regeneration, and Mistake Analysis]

Excited at the prospect of learning more martial arts Emilio quickly says" Okay firstly nano set designation user to Chief and nano designation to Cortana and change voice patterns to mimic her voice from my memories". (I Like Cortana from Halo Sue Me)

[Voice patterns recognized and changed: Well hello Chief, you new around here]

Emilio then had a mini nerdgasm and responded with "Cortana I think we are both new around here but that matters little first we need to discuss the point in time in which I should go to the universe of ATG" Cortana then responded with [ Orders recognized and acknowledged options should be in front of you as a HUD}

[Time Recommended: 1 Year Before Canon Begins}

[Locations: Floating Cloud City, Wood Spirit Realm, Cursed Phoenix Village, Brahma Monarch Star Realm, Dragon Realm, Illusionary Demon Realm, Abyss of Nothingness, One of the Four Sacred Grounds, Divine Phoenix Empire, etc.]

[Before deciding chief I would recommend finding the other sacred artifacts, especially these: Mirror of Samsara, Sky Poison Pearl, Primordial Life and Death Seals (with Li Suo's soul), Heaven Punishing Ancestral Sword, Eternal Heaven Pearl, World Piercer, Evil Infant's Wheel of Myriad Tribulations, Primordial energy, Untamed Divine Marrow, Divine Fruit of Absolute Beginning, Divine Water of Life (In order to ascend past Divine Master Realm).]

Emilio then considers this and then thanks Cortana for her input and says "Well Cortana let's begin with some simple martial arts" Using his creation abilities Emilio creates a large computer screen and starts playing long kung fu videos and starts doing basic katas.

A couple of hours later Emilio can be seen in his training yard and in a surprising turn of events his adapting body with the essence of the adventurer and the nanomachines Emilio can be seen performing moves that are shaking the ground and causing air blasts with every graceful bodily movement.

Soon Emilio pauses and says with a smile "I know Kung Fu" and is immediately brought back to reality by Cortana with her saying [I do not want to want burst your bubble chief but we have a universe to save from a murderhobo rapist protagonist]

Emilio then pauses and says "Of course, Cortana Scum Che must be stopped before he abandons more women faster than absentee parents trying to escape paying child support".

Emilio then opens a portal to the Primal Chaos and walks in not before saying "Cultivator life here I come, let the adventure begin". Emilio then disappears to places unknown

(Just to let you guys know this isn't going to be a system with the personality she is just a guide and an easter egg and a bit of a personal desire of mine. Don't judge me let me dream!)

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