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The magic on the flyer activated, reverse-summoning Rias behind Issei. God (RIP) bless the DxD universe. She was easily the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. Crimson hair fell like a velvet curtain down her back. Blue eyes set in a blemish-free face looked at me with interest. They were almost captivating enough to keep my attention away from her buxom body. Almost being the keyword there. She was a work of art. A physical representation of the goddess Venus. And to have her attention focused on me sent my blood pumping through my veins. Thinking quickly, a plan of action unfolded in my mind.

"Miss Gremory," I bowed minutely. Issei jumped and turned around. He had missed the summoning entirely. He stuttered out something unintelligible, but I tuned him out. My eyes were locked in a staring contest with Rias, as she seemed to be assessing my worth. Her lip quirked up when she didn't find me wanting.

"If it's a place to stay that you need, I may be able to provide," She said, replying to a question that she definitely wasn't here to hear.

"I wouldn't dare impose myself upon your hospitality." I was really pulling this posh junk out of my ass. Yet somehow it slid into place in my persona like a second outfit. I was projecting a regal aura without realizing. Rias realized though, and her interest increased along with her desire for me.

"Nonsense," Rias practically purred. "I insist."

Yeah, she has ulterior motives. But that's ok. Because so did I. She thinks she'll be getting a new peerage member with even more potential than Issei. And she probably will. I didn't have any objections to joining her peerage, if only because by that time she'd have my mark on her. Issei will probably still end up being reincarnated by Rias, or by Sona at the very least.

Things moved rather fast after that. I agreed to crashing on Rias' couch. Issei was sent home, still babbling and stuttering. Poor guy. He was definitely going to be traumatized by this whole night. I'll have to ask Rias about devil therapists. Hell, her whole peerage could use counseling. She tends to collect broken people. I'm probably broken too, considering the first thing I did after being kidnapped was set a crazy fallen angel on fire and Bind her to me.

Rias teleported us to her apartment. She apparently owned the whole building. Probably a gift from her insanely powerful siscon brother. I didn't see any of her peerage. I could sense one person each in the other apartments on this floor though.

Rias didn't waste any time before dragging me into her bedroom. She shoved me onto the bed, and started removing her clothes. My brain blue-screened.

"Don't get the wrong idea. I sleep naked and there's only one bed in the apartment," Rias said. She blushed and covered her magnificent breasts with her hands. Seemed like a flimsy excuse to try and seduce me into joining her peerage, but I didn't care. Normally I love tsunderes, so her act probably would have gotten me in the mood, but I was completely done with today. I closed my eyes and laid back.

I didn't open my eyes when I felt Rias climb into bed on the other side. My kidnapping kept running through my mind's eye as I went over everything I knew from the ROB's and their hints. I was an out of context problem. Check. I had powers. Check. They were overpowered. Probable check. I was a pornstar now. Check. My dick and whoever I was fucking were going to be broadcast all over the multiverse. Another probable check. I would never see my family or my previous life again. Check.

The changes to myself and their implications kept me from sleeping. I didn't realize how tense I was until I felt Rias shift and cuddle up next to me. Her sinfully soft body adhering to my side caused me to relax. My body tensed up in other ways, but my mind finally started to ease up. I absently applied my pattern to her skin as I went over the positives of my situation. I was in an ecchi harem anime with meta knowledge, power, and access to girls I'd fantasized about for most of my life. I kept Rias' devotion and loyalty low. Only raising them enough to make me seem more interesting and desirable in her eyes. I eventually fell asleep with Rias hugging my arm like a body pillow.