1 The Beginning
A/N: All the characters and places belong to Kishimoto… except for the ones that don't.
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Chapter 1- The Beginning
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
That son of a bitch of a brother shot me! Me, his flesh and blood! Why?! Why?! I was always a good little brother to him. I did all the shit like teasing him, pranking him, getting him trouble with our parents when I caused the problems.
…..Okay maybe I was a little assholish BUT that's not a justification to murder someone, much less his BROTHER!
THINK! THINK! WHY?! There has got to be an explanation for him to have shot me.
WHAT?! What did I do?
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(FLASHBACK: Just before being shot)
"Y-You bastard, you killed my wife! D-Die!Die!Die!"
*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang*
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
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…..Huh….. But that's still not a good reason to have killed me! That bitch was cheating on him! He didn't even let me explain myself!
But where the hell am I? This isn't a hospital room, they have white sealing, dull surrounding and shit like that. All I can see is BLACK.
I can't even move and I don't hear or see anything. There is no feeling or feedback from skin whatsoever. What the fuck is this place?
Wait a sec….. I have heard this kind of situation before.
…..GOT IT! This kind of thing happens in self-insert fanfiction where MC gets ROBed.
…..I am dead, aren't I?
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MotherFuckingWhoreSuckingCuntGivingSonOfABitch! Who is the galactic cock monarch who put me here? I swear t-
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(After 5 minutes of swearing and eventually calming down)
Okay. Okay. I am calm. I am calm.
Breathe.
Breathe.
…..I can't breathe.
Great! Just fucking great!
Wait….. Can I even speak?
How do I even find that out?
Right, l-lets just try to scream till my voice becomes horseshit. If it does then congratulations to me, I can speak if not then FUCK ME! cause I am talking inside my head. Okay…..
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HEELLLOOOOOOOOOO! HEELLLOOOOOOOOOO! HEELLLOOOOO-
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(Indefinite time after shouting)
So, the good news is that the experiment worked but the bad news is that it turns out I, in fact, can't breathe or speak and I am pretty sure I don't have any organs or body whatsoever.
GREAT! Just great! Can this get any worse?
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(Indefinite time later)
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(Indefinite time later)
*Bzzt*Bzzt*Bzzt*Bzzt*
'WTF' was the first thought that showed up in my mind when I heard the buzzing sound (How am I even hearing this without any ears? Or was there something wrong with my experiment? …..Thought for later), then I saw (Again I don't think I have any eyes so how the fuck am I seeing this?). It sounded like those old televisions that didn't receive any signals.
Looking around I found the source of the noise. It was a red notification box…..
W-Wait is that how I get my Gamer Powers? That is what happens in fanfictions, right?...
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Right…. Moving ON! What kind of Gamer Powers will I get?! Hehehe, just the thought about them makes me giddy inside.
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[Puny Mortal, by The Decree of Elder Eldritch Gods, those who have resisted the Plane Of Death for 7 Zxtw (A time measurement for the Elder Eldritch Gods) without succumbing to madness, total memory wipe out or total annihilation of the existence of soul will be given 35 years of new life in another Universe that is not your own. After this term is up, one of the Gods will come personally to reap your insignificant existence. After the collection, you shall become the slave of one of the Gods for the entirety of your miserable excuse of existence and serve those who are above you. The term limit can, however, be reset if you can leave the current Universe and go to another Universe on the condition that the Universe which you are fleeing to must have the equivalent or higher 'Average Power Level' than the one you are leaving.
The time limit resetting benefit is placed so that you may hold HOPE for longer life, but don't bother because it will be torn down one way or another. There aren't many Universes which have people or technology for dimensional travel and those that do have them, you will have a very small chance of being born there. And even if you have been born in these Universes, the chances of you succeeding in UNIVERSAL JUMP is almost nil.
Yes! Struggle and entertain us for that is the only value your pathetic existence will amount to.
Don't for a moment think that you are special in any way possible for being bestowed this opportunity. You are an insect compared to the Eldritch beings and even a special insect is always that, an insect.
There have been many insects before you and many shall follow after you.
You will live only for our entertainment. Your coming life will be our show for entertainment.
A struggle-free and powerless life will be boring. So thus by activating Clause 17 of Article 12, Section A, Sub-section D which states that- "Lives of puny mortals is 'show' that is only allowed to exist for our entertainment and what is life without struggles and some power. So, some manner of ability will be granted to our upcoming slaves to have them entertain us." of The Decree. You will be bestowed with a unique ability that may or may not be useful in the Universe you will be going to along with the 'Guidance System' (which will help to manage and keep track of your granted ability).
There are 6 Rank of abilities-
Basic - If you received this, then you are unquestionably fucked up side-ways no matter where you end up.
Common - If you received this, then chances of your survival is the same as you of bending backwards and sucking your tiny dick.
Uncommon - If you received this, then congratulations because your chances of survival being the same as winning Mega Million Lottery i.e, 1 in 302million.
Rare - If you received this, then you have a decent chance of survival.
Epic - Congratulations your chances for survival are looking better than ever.
Legendary - You will be the fuck-master of galactic destruction and no one will ever be able to fuck with you (not literally, only figuratively. We don't care what you do in bed).
Click the PROCEED button to get your ability.]
[PROCEED]
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WHAT. THE. HELL?! SLAVE?! ONLY 35 years?! INSECT?! What is this shit? I didn't sign up for this SHIT! Give. Me. My. Gamer. Powers and send me to High School DxD so I can have my harem. What is this? This didn't happen in any fanfictions that I have read! And is this thing trolling me! What the fuck?! My life is on the line and this thing is trolling me. Who the hell designed this program?
And damn, these gods are ruthless. Not even letting me keep the illusion that I will be alright in the future.
…..What do I do now? Proceed and live my life constantly in fear of death and God knows which Universe I will end up. And what's up with the condition on resetting the term limit. Leave some loopholes, assholes.
Where will I even end up in? I mean, I know about some popular anime shows and some games but not all of them. And I'm guessing that it will not give me any choices.
And then there the choice of just staying here with this fucking red box in front of my face!
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Eh, fuck it….. let's do this shit and get this over with, even if I end up somewhere where they don't have dimensional travel method at least I can live my life to fullest till my term as slave starts.
Just thinking about slavery is giving me chills and I. Don't. Like. It. One. Bit.
…..Let's just get this over with.
I swear I will at least get laid with 200 different women before I die! ALL HAIL BARNEY STINSON!
Wait…... will I be even born as a man?
...Meh, will have to do with Yuri love if I will be reborn as a woman. I mean it's hot in porn….
And because I'm not gonna get fucked up by a man. NO SIR!
Let's get over this already.
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{[PROCEED]}
{Selecting ability at random…}
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{Ability Selected}
BIOLOGICAL IMITATION
Level: MAX
Rank: Rare
Potential: A+ Class
Description: Can duplicate biological imprint of different sets of power of another person in you if you can touch said person once.
Takes 2-14 days for assimilation of powers in you.
Doesn't emulate the subject's experience with said power.
To make master level use for imitated power, training time for said power will be 21 times of the original user. Usage of said power will be required at least once per 35 days or said power will be lost forever (Special means can be applied to bypass the second condition).
Consequence: While using the imitated ability, hair colour changes from real hair colour to white, the sclera(white part) of eye changes to black, iris(black part) of eye changes to red and there will be some red veins visible in the black sclera and some red veins even extending outside of eyes and onto the skin near the eyes.
[A/N: Just imagine the changes of eyes that appears in Ghouls in Tokyo Ghouls or just look at the cover image of the story.]
During the assimilation process, the user will be unable to do anything and will experience the pain of some measure that will be directly proportional to the Rank and Class of ability. User will also need to stay conscious during the assimilation process otherwise the process will fail.
The time for assimilation will also be directly proportional to Ranks and Class of said ability.
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Huh, not bad. I make do with this.
But why does it have to make me turn into EMO EDGE LORD?! Every time I use my powers, everyone will know when I am using them. Note to self, buy glasses and bandana to hide the aesthetic change if possible.
Or let's just say bye-bye to subtlety.
And then there is that thing about pain and being and temporary paralysis thing….
Fuck it. This is the problem for the future me.
Now I just have to make it someplace which will have some form of biological powers…..
But there is at least a bright side!
Almost every Universe of anime and comics I know have those.
HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
I've hit a MILLION DOLLAR JACKPOT!
But if I end up somewhere that doesn't have them, then I'm fucked.
…..I do wonder though….. If this ability is the "Rare" Rank, what will Epic or Legendary be?...
God, just thinking about it is making me feel jealous!
It's okay, calm down, calm down, no need to be greedy. Let's see what we can do with this first!
Shit….. Will I be able to even handle the pain…... Thoughts for Later.
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Click [PROCEED] button to start the process for Universe and Universe selection.
[PROCEED]
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{[PROCEED]}
{Selecting Universe at random…..}
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{Universe selected}
NARUTO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
Click [PROCEED] Button to start your new life.
[PROCEED]
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Shit.
I had hoped they would send me to canon universe, but I guess I'm not that lucky.
Wait…... Doesn't Kaguya have the ability for dimensional teleportation? I guess I have some luck left. If she is still in the AU.
But she is the Final Boss! Sasuke and Naruto combined with the power of 6 path sage(or whatever his name was) were barely able to defeat her.
That means I have to stronger them combined, and only then will I have a teeny-tiny chance of even defeating her. I will not have 14 days to have her power assimilated in me and even if I can assimilate it, then I will have to train them too.
No…..I will have to defeat her myself without her power or with Naruto's and Sasuke's help…
Assuming of course if they are still in this BULLSHIT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
And I will need to have Kaguya revived and since this will an AU. So I might have to help the Akatsuki if they exist…
If not then I will have to form a new Akatsuki….
Great! Just Great! God, what has my life become?
…..At least there is one good thing about this, THIS UNIVERSE'S POWERS ARE MOSTLY BIOLOGICALLY RELATED!
HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!...
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(Approximately 5 minutes after cackling like a maniac)
Wait a sec….Will I even be in the same timeline as Naruto?
…..Let's just get this over with.
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{[PROCEED]}
{Starting your new life in.. 3….2….1….0}
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TO BE CONTINUED…
