ch.8 - attack of the clones pt.2
AN:
NAVI: sorry for the delay my friends! I lost internet connection FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK! MY FUCKING INTERNET PROVIDER CUT MY CONNECTION BECAUSE APPARENTLY I DIDNT PAY THE BILL FOR THIS MONTH! BUT I DID AND THE PROBLEM OCCURRED ON THEIR SIDE! BUT I STILL GOT TO SUFFER NKT BEING ABLE TO ACCESS INTERNET FOR A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO DROWN THEM IN CREAM CHEESE AND CHOKE THEM UNTIL THEIR UGLY LOOKING FACE TURN BLUE-
IAN: Stop! stop! stoop! you don't need to complain to our readers like that! shit head! you're gonna scare them off! BREATH AIR!
Navi: *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* haaah
Ian: you good now or what?
Navi: yes I'm good now. anyways please enjoy todays part my friends. sorry for the rant above. that's all again, please enjoy.
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Naruto shook his head, and chuckled. " If you think that small threats such as that would make me back down then you're oh so utterly wrong. Stop being stupid, It's like you're not a copy of me."
With a wide sinister smirk, the clone taunted. " But you are stupid."
Naruto, with a smirk equally as wide as the clone replied. " I was. "
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He dashed towards the still clone and chucked a kunai at it but just as he expected, the clone deflected it with one of the chains behind it.
He ducked when he felt something hurled towards him at great speeds and a fraction of a second later, a golden chain sailed above his head. He grabbed it and then pulled as hard as he could.
The clone that sent it was lifted from his position and thrown towards the ground at great speeds. But just as he was about to hit the ground he managed to send the second chain and embed it on the ground. The clone then willed the chain to curl around to cushion his fall. He's successful and just as he's about to taunt the original. A kunai penetrated his chest. Causing him to pop.
' one down ' Naruto noted dodging five consecutive lashes of the chains from three clones. He dashed to his side and he heard a whirling of shurikens from behind him. He tried to get out of the way but it was futile as two shuriken got embedded on the back of his shoulder and one graced it, leaving a slash wound before hitting the ground. He looked behind and saw three clones. He quickly dashed away to put some distance between him and the clones.
" You guys are actually serious?! " He asked, perplexed. He thought the clones were just playing around and we're not actually serious but he's dead wrong.
" Of course we are, you've been treating us like we're lower than you for the past two weeks. And frankly, we're getting kinda tired of it. So now, be ready to face us because. We. Are. Revolution." The clone declared, combing back his hair. The other clones also landed behind him adding a flare of dramatics to the effects.
' ohhh no, they picked up the delusional part of me and Navi. This is bad.' Naruto scrunched his face, resisting the urge to face palm and groan. ' I'm cringing just by watching them! '
He frantically looked around, trying to see if someone else was watching this unfold. He froze, realizing that there's ANBU watching him and they would most likely report this embarrassing moment to the hokage.
Now he doesn't really care what other people think about him but… this? If other people find out about this he'd find it hard to look them in the eye.
" Hey, stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! stopppp!!!!!!! Please stop acting like a chuunibyou?! Please stop it, there's ANBU watching us!" He tried to stop them but it was a futile attempt as the clones were dead set on beating him up if that means that they get to eat his food. Too bad he didn't want to forfeit the only pie of pizza that he cooked today.
" We are one, remember? I am you, so that means you're a chuunibyou deep inside you too. And trying to stop us now is futile, unless you're willing to part with the pizza and you agree on our terms and conditions we won't stop. Unless you defeat us, we will continue to rebel against your command."
" Tch" he clicked his tongue. ' you know what? Fuck this shit. I'm beating them to the ground.'
" If I pummel all of you to the ground, would you stop?" He asked.
"""Yes""" the clones answered simply in unison.
*Sigh* Naruto sighed and readied his kunai, he held two of them, one on each hand. He crouched down and leaned forward, his arms semi outstretched. The cut that he got earlier also started healing as a thin smoke appeared on the wound.
He summoned four chains behind him and covered them with his chakra. Although his chakra control is still quite mediocre, he's able to do things like this with very minimal trouble. The only downside is that he's constantly burning an outrageous amount of chakra by doing so.
The clones too, readied themselves and spread out to surround Naruto. All of them seemingly unaware of the presence of a certain blue haired, lavender eyed heiress that was watching him.
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Hey! Ian here! I was the one that wrote this outro or whatever, because my dumbass brother forgot to include it and also couldn't be bothered to make a unique one. I got tired of his repeated outro or whatever so I decided to edit this part that he's going to post so it's kind of unique and new.
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