2 The first time in my head

When I was just lying in my bed I thought about my relationship status and I realized I was gay and so I thought what was going to happen so that morning I did not leave my apartment and a Doritos all day while watching comedies laughing and then someone knocked at my door and it was a little girl who was selling Girl Scout cookies and one of the boxes said for the gay and I aggressively rubbed my head and said no thanks then went home