16 The Beginning

15 minutes later, at the same strange location.

"Plak... Plak... Plak..." Trevon heard and felt something painful on his right cheek.

"Where am I? Am I returned?" Hazily he saw a silhouette. "Who are you?" His mind was still fuzzy.

"Good question!" The silhouette was happy. "Prepare for trouble," the silhouette jumped.

"and make it double." Trevon finally realized what silhouette in front of him. [It was that Rabbink.]

"to unite..."

"STOP!!! STOP it!!! Please!" Trevon didn't want to see the long sound effect stage again. He just wanted to go back now. Seeing once was great, seeing two was too much. He wanted nothing more with this powerful and strange Rabbink.

"Aih... You are no fun." The Rabbink said. It kicked a pebble from God know where. Trevon had completely crawled all the strange area. He hadn't found a single pebble before.

"I give up Elder Rabbink, Master Rabbink, God Rabbink. Please just allow me to go home!" Trevon was totally devastated.

"I can't open the gate." The Rabbink said.

"What?" Trevon shocked. [I was trapped here? Just with this crazy Rabbink? Why didn't I get trapped with Margareth or Cecillia?]

"Hey! Who wants to be trapped with you?" The Rabbink complained. "Those girls are even with other men right now."

Trevon almost cried now, even this Rabbink attacked his only delusion. [I better die, I wish to be transmigrated into Qing Shui. Here I came beautiful harem!] He thought. Trevon tried to jump into the chasm, he could clearly see everything with the light around him.

"Do not try anything funny!" You had a better chance to win 100 lotteries in a row rather than obtaining a chance for transmigration or reincarnation. "Perhaps some saints might have a tiny extra chance, but you? No way. I have read your past. Only God knows how many rabbinks are your victims? Wait. I know that number. It was exactly 1.356 rabbinks. Based on your current karma, I calculate the next life, you will be a virgin pig."

Hearing the virgin pig, Trevon stopped. [D*mn*t! A Pig? And a Virgin one on top of that? What problems that I had done?]

"That is the wrong question." The Rabbink suddenly spoke. "What problems that you hadn't done?"

"Please stop this! I still want to live." Trevon said. [This life is far better than a pig. I have to enjoy this life to the fullest first.]

"Well, it was the same in my eyes. GWAHAHAHA!!!" The Rabbink laughed. The Rabbink was counting something using its materialized hands.

"What are you doing? How could you materialize things so long and so many things at the same time?" Normal rabbinks couldn't do that. Their materialization was short. Those rabbinks could only materialize 2 things at the same time.

"I am a God Rabbink. Do not put me in the same level as those cute rabbinks! I am the most handsome Rabbink in the universes. The Master Rabbink. I am counting your universe laws, rules, and limitations created by its God. That brawny lad creation was a bit messy, too many arts, hm..." The Rabbink continued his profound look.

[D*mn, pretending to be cool! You are too amateur for this.] Trevon thought.

"WHO ARE PRETENDING?" the Rabbink felt insulted. "I will stop looking for the way back to your universe then."

"Wait!!! You know the way back? Is what you called my universe Redwood City?"

"Just shut up! You don't want me to miss the return coordinate into a forbidden location, right?" There was a smirking smile on the small rabbink mouth. "Well, the Dead Forest would be good. Gwahahaha!"

"Please don't joke! Trevon knew about the deadly Dead Forest. Like the name, everything inside would die. There were numerous skeletons there. It was one of the top 5 dangerous forbidden locations in his continents.

"How about Eternal Night Pleasure House? That is a good place." Trevon suggested one of his favorite places.

"OH... You want to be sent to Little Brother Eating Spider nest in Killia Plateau?" the Rabbink smirked.

"No... No... Just return me back to Redwood City." Trevon turned pale. [Anything other than my little brother!] He screamed in his heart.

"Well... I am just a good person." Another light ball appeared.

"Thank you. You are definitely the most handsome Rabbink." Trevon was very happy. He didn't care if he needed to lick any foot right now.

"I can't just give this to you." The Rabbink eat the ball.

"Hey! Give me that ball!!!" Trevon almost got the ball before it was eaten.

"You need to complete the first lesson before you got the rewards." The Rabbink said. "Do you want to join the class, Trevon?"

Trevon got goosebumps. As far as he remembered he had never given this Rabbink his name.

"How do you know my name?" He asked. "Are you a secret fan of me?"

"Who are your fans? I just calculate thing. It is easy for Master Rabbink. Gwahahaha."

"What class?" Trevon asked. [I can go home after completing this class, right?"

"History class. It won't be long. Just 3 hours are enough." The Rabbink prepared some machines.

"I don't like history. How about biology class? The one that talked about anatomy. I am the ace of the class."

"No. This machine is ok. Now kowtow before me if you want to become my pupil!" The Rabbink ordered while he looked into the far horizon.

"What kowtow?" Trevon wondered. [This Rabbink was too obsessed with Kowtow. I am better dying young than Kowtow to a rabbink. I promise to not become your pupil.] He sat on the floor protested.

"Don't be like that! Even that hulky man, your God, kowtow to me the first second we met! You are lucky to get the chance." The Rabbink complained. It had never been this low. After seeing those fascinating effects with motivational soundtracks, most people would quickly kowtow to know their way back. This was the first time someone coming closer, twisting its check, and pulling it. What is more humiliating, this man didn't even want to be its next pupil.

"Hey! Come one, I am a busy Rabbink. I still have to write some words before sleeping." The Rabbink complained.

Trevon still sat. How could he have his face in the future if someone knew that he had kowtowed to a rabbink? He would beg, cry, licking feet, and really licking real feet, but never to kowtow. For people in Heavenly Phoenix kowtow was a very big thing. Only to your master, to your ancestor, and to your ruler you could kowtow.

"Hey, come on!" The Rabbink frustrated. It still had a long way to the target word count.

"Please! Just kowtow a bit! The previous man also kowtowed to me!" The Rabbink pleaded. It truly didn't want to add more time to this, the rental fee for those lighting effects would eat royalty income. Yet, it still hadn't set any bank setting in its account.

[If he didn't learn about how to use these cheats, how can the story move? No reader would read a story, where its MC died inside an unknown location because he doesn't want to kowtow to a rabbink. At least I just need him to sign some royalty sharing contract.] The Rabbink decided.

"..."

"Fine, I will give a sample tutorial. There are numerous out of school study groups who gave 1-month free trial. Just pay me the kowtow if you are happy with the service!" [D*mnit I can't believe I have a free sample. I will use the IAP system with gacha lessons the next time. I might get more money per user that way. Gwahahaha.]

"Ok." Trevon agreed with the condition. There hadn't been a service that had made him satisfied. He was the master of finding faults. [No, only Margareth, Cecillia, and those other beauties could make me satisfied. HweHweHwe.]

"..." The Rabbink turned angry. "I can read your dirty mind."

"Sh*t! Can I have some privacy?"

"No, there didn't even exist any privacy organization in your world! Here is the contract before you can join the lesson. Just sign with your spiritual aura here if you want to go back!" The Rabbink pointed to a space below the long sentences on the paper.

"What is this?"

"Just sign there! I am busy! You are just a trial user." The Rabbink complained.

"OK! OK!" Trevon quickly sent his spiritual aura. "Done."

[Gwahahaha. He didn't even read the term.] The Rabbink laughed in its heart. "Ahem... OK, start wearing this!"

"Is it safe?" Trevon asked.

"The contract number 12.365 point 3. The Creator didn't have any responsibility if the user losing anything during the service duration. Including but not limited to life, wife, money, body part, and so on." The Rabbink pointed to a small text inside the long contract.

"What?"

"Just use it if you want this orb!" The Rabbink took the ball from his mouth. "This is your ticket home. Gwahahaha."

[Yikes, there is some saliva on it.] Trevon complained.

"Hey! This is for preservation purpose only." The rabbit stood up for itself. "Now, wear it!"

Trevon wore the strange glass-like artifact. He saw a scene happened.

"A long time ago in a universe far, far, far, far, far, far away."

"There was nothing at the beginning." A voice appeared.

"Until a light appeared."

"Feeling alone, The Light split itself. Creating a companion, The Dark."

"The Light decided to make things, he called the process creation."

"The Dark saw that, and he took those things, he called the process destruction."

"Someday, The Light creates the first life, he named the process birth."

"He birthed numerous different creatures."

"The Dark felt The Light didn't need him anymore. With jealousy, he took those creatures away, he named the process death."

"..." So many scenes appeared. One thing the light did, the dark did otherwise. One civilization appeared and disappeared, another replaced it.

"Every time The Light created a civilization, The Dark would come and destroy it."

"The Light felt the sadness of losing his beloved creatures. So he decided to create a creature who could help the light to create more universes faster than what The Dark could destroy. The dark was lost, he didn't know how to create creatures like The Light."

"The Light called this new creature The Creator. The Creator went into various parts of the endless sea of universes. It helped weak poor little creatures made their own universes. The people, who are blessed to be the maker of the universe, are called the God! Now it is your turn, young padawa..., erm... young hero! With you may The Light be!" The show finished. Trevon took the artifact from his head. A motivational song was played.

"Plok... Plok... Plok..." The Rabbink materialized multiple clapping hands. "What a beautiful slideshow! I spent 10 hours on PowerPoint for this." It cried. [This should work, right? I even use the motivational song used for those motivational seminars.]

"Hey... So that you mean you are looking for people to make a new universe?" Trevon asked.

"Bingo, you are correct!" Multiple confetti were materialized. "Duar... Duar... Duar..."

The Rabbink continued, "Congratulations to be picked by this Creator. You even haven't paid the kowtow to me." A materializing hand hugged Trevon shoulder. "Now, we should start with lesson 1 - The Complete Dummy Way to Manage Your Own Universe: Even Donkey Could be a God, so You Can!"

"What title is that? Didn't you just tell me that I only need to finish the history lesson?" Trevon complained.

"What? You have no interest to be a God?" The Rabbink asked. It looked very surprised. There had been several cases of rejection in the past, but it was very rare.

"Yes. It seems to be too troublesome. I just want some happy time with Margareth and Cecillia. HweHweHwe." Trevon smiled happily.

"Fine. The course is optional. The previous user also didn't do it right away. But where he is now?" The Rabbink seemed to think very deeply. "Ah... He died on the first chapter. He should read the introduction at least. No worry! I will greet you once in your piglet form. Gwahahaha."

"Hey! Is this a threat? What happened to the previous user?"

"No. Just a reminder! The previous user was a powerful cultivator who found the ring on the meteorite. Unfortunately, he was too careless after he returned back into your world. A sudden forced mission appeared, and he was attacked by some mutated monster. He should look around the area first before returning. Finally, he was robbed by a bandit. An unlucky end of an unlucky boy. If only he did some lessons before, he might not end that bad."

[So, it was connected with the meteorite? I heard a bit about this in the rumor before. Perhaps father went to the Redwood forest because of this. Who would imagine I get the meteorite treasure from a gambling box?]

Master Rabbink with the hopeless expression looked into Trevon. "That's why I said you are lucky to obtain the ring. You are hopeless anyway. I just regret that I haven't got the 1.265.365th kowtow."

"Whoaa! There had been 1.2 million people who become a God?"

"Wait? Do you think being a God is an easy process?" The Rabbink complained. "After the first order from the Light, I, the only licensed Creator in these endless universes, had been graduating exactly 1.367 God." Multiple hand clapping was materialized.

"I am the best creator in the headquarter. Number 1 of 1. Gwahahaha."

"Wait? There is only 1 creator all this time? Only 1.367 from over 1 million something people?"

"Hey! Do you think God grows on cabbage? Wait! I have to give you the Newbie God Pack after the history lesson."

The Rabbink seemed to look for something in the darkness around. "Not here. Is it over here? Find it!" It threw a box to Trevon.

[F*CK!] It was directly thrown into Trevon face. Yet nothing happened.

[Congratulations for obtaining Newbie God Pack.]

[Do you want to open this?]

Trevon was no longer surprised. He had heard the same voice from the one before. [This female voice sound great she must be beautiful.]

"Yes, she is. She is a famous seiyuu from my world."

"So, her name is Seiyuu." Trevon didn't know that it wasn't a person's name. "I love you Seiyuu!"

"Fine, just answer the question!" The Rabbink was dissatisfied. Trevon took almost 2/3 of the chapter and he hadn't done the tutorial. [It seemed this would be one of the longest chapters. I should cut this into 2 or 3, right?]

"Yes." Trevon answered.

[Congratulations! User obtained Trouble Calling Lightmeter aka Troublemeter]

A long red pipe 30 cm long appeared. It appeared in front of Trevon so suddenly. Trevon was not prepared to accept it. It fell into the ground.

"Gwahahaha. No need to worry! I have changed the material for this treasure. There had been too many Troublemeters destroyed after falling the first time. They are reinforced with God level glass unless all your universe Peak Divine Rank 4 warriors attacked with the full attack, it won't be destroyed. Gwahahaha."

"Bang... Bang... Bang..." Trevon tried to smash the so-called troublemeter into the ground. Of course, his effort was futile.

[D*mn, he is so backward.] The Creator Rabbink thought.

"Wow, this is really strong!" Trevon felt happy. He had lost all his treasures and he got a powerful one at that. "I like this."

"Wait until you hear its effect! You will love it more." The Rabbink smiled. "It is useful for calling trouble earlier. You can also use it to check when a trouble will appear. It will also give you a warning when a big trouble come. Pretty useful huh?"

"Calling Trouble?" Trevon surprised.

"Yes. Since you are on the path to becoming a god, you need to pay a huge price of Karma. Being a God is a very good karma, you need to get some big troubles to balance the karma." The Rabbink answered.

"You seem to have read AST. Don't you wonder why the hero gets into troubles here and there? That is to balance his karma. Also, you have done too many bad deeds. There will be many more balances we need. This Troublemeter will warn you when a big trouble will appear. This definitely will be useful for you."

"F*CK! I don't want to become this so-called GOD!" Trevon tried to give back the Troublemeter, but it kept returning back to him like it had its own spirit. [D*mn it! I already loved my life. Why do I want troubles? Why do I need to become a God when I am already the unofficial god of Bluestar?]

"This is a God Rank treasure, of course, it has a spirit. It is already yours." Master Rabbink said. [This is why I didn't like to teach those cultivators. They all live in backward places after all.] Trevon even had tried to throw the Troublemeter into the chasm.

"SH*T!" Trevon had spoken so many bad words in this few days. "I don't want to become a God. Please take it back! Could you?" He just didn't want to get into big troubles like that dude Qing Shui. [If it is only the joining part, I would love. Why do I want to get in trouble whenever I just enter a new place like him? Just a bit of walking and people screamed that bow to me or die.]

"You don't want? Unfortunately, based on the contract you can't return any but not limited to items, service, trouble, or any other things, that you will receive." The Rabbink pointed to another part of the contract.

"The Hell with this contract!" Trevon grabbed the contract. He tried to tear the contract, Failed. He tried to smash the contract, Failed. He tried to step the contract, Failed. There wasn't even a scratch on the contract.

"This is a Creator level treasure! Unless you are a Creator you couldn't destroy it. Gwahahaha."

"You are a Creator, right? Majestic Rabbink, please destroy this for me!" Trevon begged.

"Yes, I am. But the contract prevents me to get any lawsuit from you. It also gave me the royalty for your story. Even if you can't be a God, at least tried to die a glorious death." The Rabbink tapped Trevon back.

"For example, try to fight a dragon, enter the most dangerous forbidden ground, saving a princess from million enemies alone, or fighting against your eternal rival. Those ends should be popular enough, even if you die." The Rabbink started to materialize a counting money hand.

"STOP!" Trevon was afraid of a dragon or forbidden ground. He would rather find another princess who didn't need saving. He also didn't have any rival, he was the king of the young master in Bluestar. [Why should I brave those dangers?]

"It is not should, it is destined. Gwahahaha." The Rabbink laughed. "Look! I need some royalties for the treasures invested in you. Even the effects before were all rented."

"Why do I get picked? I don't want all of these." Trevon almost cried. If he got a similar experience like Qing Shui, he would be killed on the first 100 chapters at best.

"Look! I was looking for a candidate through this universe, the ring was the key. Do not fear, there is a 0.1% chance you could be a God." The Rabbink said. "There are also numerous benefits to becoming a God, trillions of people are even fighting for the chance. You won the jackpot."

This jackpot didn't even lift Trevon morale.

[What should I say?] The Rabbink started to ponder. [The previous warrior is better than this kid, but he died on Chapter 1. I bet this kid won't last even half-chapter if he wasn't in the town.]

"Pst! I will tell you the greatest benefit! Come here!" The Rabbink acted like a drug dealer. "Complete the first Divine lesson, and you can create your own Margareth and Cecillia. No! You can even create multiple Margareth or Cecillia. Imagine that! A harem full of Margareth and Cecillia."

There were stars in Trevon eyes. He started to imagine those.

[This is easy. Gwahahaha.] The Rabbink added more fuel. "You can even change cherry to papayas." Master Rabbink really meant fruits. It believed it would trick bad kids like Trevon.

[F*CK! Hell yeah!] Trevon was motivated. Of course, it was his little brother who was.

[Do I need to turn this low? Selling teenager porn?] The Rabbink pondered his writing career. [The show must go on; this kid wouldn't survive that long anyway.]

"Now are you in the team, Bro?" The Rabbink asked. "Just call me Master Rabbink, and you are on the path to those harems that you can't even imagine. Have you seen the beautiful golden elves? Or the super sexy crystal fox demon?" He added more temptation.

"Yes. Yes, Master Rabbink." Trevon was sold. He wanted to become a God. What were the dangers in front of those harems? [What are that golden elves or crystal fox demon anyway? They seem to be beautiful.]

"Wait. I will give the photo of the current holy priestess of golden elves and the current queen of crystal fox demon of your universe." The Rabbink took out an artifact. A paper came out of that machine.

"What is this artifact?" Trevon asked.

"No need to know." The Rabbink said. [There is no way this backward young man knows printer, right? I don't want to give him Modern Technology Knowledge Lv 1]

"WOW!!!" Trevon screamed after seeing the first picture. The woman in the picture was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Even his own grandmother was not that beautiful compared to the woman in the picture. She looked young, pure, and shining. Even those words seemed to be an insult to the woman. There were many different types of female beauty and this woman could be included in every category. Yet, she would get a high ranking in those categories.

Trevon was about to grab that piece of paper when suddenly The Rabbink materialized a hand to stop him. "NO! NO! NO! This is the reward to complete Lesson 10, Gwahahaha!" He took the picture first.

Another paper appeared, this time another picture appeared.

"OOOOOHHHHH!" Trevon got a nosebleed before he felt blank. While he was a virgin, he was a veteran in this field. This was the first time he got a nose bleed. It was even only a picture, not the real person.

"Wake up, Brother! I didn't know you had that weak heart." The Rabbink fanned Trevon.

"WOW! Who is that woman?" Trevon was surprised. There was that bombastic woman alive in his world. [Her curve is the perfection, also that face of hers is very beautiful.]

"The first is the golden elves and the last is the demon fox."

"The last photo is your reward to complete Lesson 20." The Rabbink smirked. [If you can live that long for sure.]

"Master Rabbink, let's do the lesson!" Trevon was fired up. [The history class was only this long, I will get those 2 pictures soon. HweHweHwe.]