1 Chapter 1: Angry and Depress Seiya

Seiya was walking down the street, he just finished the last final exam for today. Seiya carefully crossed the road since it was raining heavily, but suddenly he heard something falling on top of him. So he stops in the middle of the road and looks up, then he saw something that made his eyes wide open. A giant mucus or at least in his perspective, but for the witness of this supernatural incident. They thought that it was a green meteorite, the last thing that Seiya thought was.

"HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS A GIANT GREEN SNOT!!"

In a unknown location, a giant panda was rubbing his nose as he muttered while staring at a floating blue flame.

"Was someone calling me? *Sneezes!* Oh what is this? A human soul, looks kind of tasty?"

The giant panda used one of his paw to touch Seiya 's floating soul. Seiya who just opened his eyes was shock to see a giant paw moving towards him, he tried to struggle and move away but his body wasn't listening to him. But this made him remember, Seiya raised both of his arms only to see blue transparent arms as a flame in his chest was flickering. He only had one thought.

"I'm dead?"

"Oh, how unfortunate, but I don't really care how my snot killed you. Because you disturb my sleep, I might as well throw you down in one of my newly created Omniverse with a random gift then you will become my one of my entertainment."

The giant panda was surprise to see that his snot killed someone from earth even though it should be impossible, but in any case. Seiya was lucky not to be eaten by the omnivore panda god since he love to eat Humans, Seiya didn't even had the time to complaint or ask about what is going to happen to his family. Because he got banish as soon as the panda god finish using a slot machine to get his random gift. Seiya could only shout loudly as he falls towards the newly created Omniverse.

"FUCK! PANDA, YOU BITCH! I WILL BE BACK!"

"Hmmn, your luck seems to be good....A god level physique called True Body Fragrance Physique...Anyway I hope that you will last long as my entertainment. *smirk*"

The Panda God spawned a giant baseball bat and smash the golden ball that contained the True Body Fragrance Physique towards Seiya's Soul. Seiya could see a golden ball falling towards him, he thought.

"Is this my gold finger? hold on, isn't this ball moving to fast?"

The golden ball hits Seiya's soul as it began to fuse with him, Seiya could only pray that his family would move on and have a good life because he was not a filial son which made him depress and angry as he hasn't even graduated yet. A few seconds later he went unconscious as his soul traveled around the Omniverse searching for the perfect fertilize egg that would fit the soul. The Panda God cheered as he scored a homerun, he then went back to his fluffy bed as he took a nap. Before taking a nap, he muttered.

"I hope that you will enjoy this second life of yours...Because this is just the beginning of an eternal fun *hehehe*"

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