13 Joe

Wassup bussies.

I'm Joe, Joe Gordon.

I am literally just a figment of Joel's imagination, so I can do whatever I want without getting in the shit. The other day, for example, I saw a guard who was looking particularly bored, so I just went over to him and came in his mouth. LOL 😆😆😆.

So, Joe, Joespeh, Jimmin, Huh!? If yk yk. Anyway, being inside Joel's mind makes me feel emotions that no being should have to feel. I've seen things, "I'm the Joker Baby". Imagine that but with an Iguana, you don't want to imagine it, I know, but that's what he does, that's what he has to do because that's all he has to think about, and what happens if he doesn't have the Iguanas? What happens to me? His mind will be empty and he will go insane, more insane than what he currently is, and thus a better version of me would come along, I'd still be here though, so it'd just be awkward, and I can't deal with that.

So, yeah, Joel is still in confinement, I'm still harassing unknowing guards, and when I do, it gives me a right good chuckle, they usually go "shit, fuck, bruh, oh no, there's cum in my mouth." And that's that, it doesn't last long, but it's funny anyway.

Do you want to know what really grinds my gears? The Jewish community.

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