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Rrrrrrinnnngggg! alarmed the school bell. It was lunch I cleared my trash and entered the bathroom to freshen up. Wow my luck is so spot on. Right then Flash and his goons barged their way into the toilet. "Wassupp nitwit, forgot about my daily allowance MOM!," droned flash into my hands. I roared with laughter in my head thinking what a tiny little speck he was to me and how with a single finger of my hand I could put him in so much pain. He grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and hauled me to the nearest bathroom. He shut the door with so much force it ringed in my ears. He raised his hands and it came crashing down on me. Just when it was about to smash my face into smithereens I shouted energia. His hands slowed down and I snapped my fingers and a small streak of lightning shocked flash but his reaction was slow and I was not able to enjoy it instead I took the most disgusting decision in life. I dived straight into the toilet and i could see balls of colourless water flowing over another and it was same as traveling through that transmission tower I moved at supersonic speed and went to a main pipe and exited to another pipe. I swam straight up and saw brown like balls surrounding me as they came from up there. I wished it was not what i thought it was and held my breath and swam upwards. Something real disgusting was awaiting me. I swam straight into the rear end of someone in the toilet bowl. He sprang forward clutching his peaches and running shouting the toilet was haunted. I jumped out and regained my humanoid form. I shouted energia and i was back to normal but I stinked off urine water and poop and was drenched in it. I ran in circles in the toilet till the water evaporated and stomped out of the toilet in victory. Okay wow you might be thinking wow you are awesome and all that but that's not what happened. He punched till my nose was chutney and i had a enormous stomach ache. I know, I know i should have beaten him up but that would risk my life. Villains would use my mom and everything would go hay wire.