1 you knows I don't

naani subah bed se uthta hai aur brush karta hai phir Ghar ke bahaar jaata hai naani ke Ghar ke kuch door saamne ek ladki kaam kar rahi thi uska naam Renu hai naani usko dekh kar muskura Raha tha tabhi naani ki mummy uske paas aayi aur boli

mummy:-pasand hai woh

naani:- (hadbadaate) aaa.kya kon?

mummy:-renu

naani:- kon Renu

mummy:-jisko tu dekh rahaa thaaa..

naani:-kon dekh Raha tha me to nahi dekhraha tha 🤔😕

mummy:-mujhe sab pata hai...

naani:-(gharse jaate hue) aap bhi na mummy

mummy:-(jara jor se ) Shaadi ka rishta bheju Kya (muskuraahat)

(ek buddhi aurat mummy se kehti hai )

buddhi aurat:-kya hua dewi

mummy:-kuch nahi woh bahubali hit ho gayi

buddhi aurat:-heeen?🤔🤔🤔

(naani chootu ke paas jaata hai chootu mobile me game khel Raha hota hai)

naani:-oye chall

chootu:-kahaan? oh tu batayega to nahi kaha challna hai...chall

(naani aur chootu dono raaste par chalte jaate paas me kutte ghoom rahe hote hai chootu mobile me dekh kar chall Raha hota hai aur naani saath me chal rha hota hai😣)

naani:- Oye tune avengers 4 dekhi Kya

chootu:-haa

naani:-aur Deadpools

chootu:-haan

naani:-PG waali ya R rated

chootu:-(mobile ne dekhte hue ) me PG kam hi dekhta hoon

(chootu ko thokar lagati hai to naani uske sir me tapli(hit) maarta hai aur kehta hai)

naani:-dekhke chal andhe

chootu:-ab b,b b b b b Kya kiya tune mere sir me

naani:-haath maara

chootu :-haath nahi kuch aur maara tune current laga mujhe

naani:-nahi re mene to sirf aise haath hi maara

(naani phir tapli maarta hai )

chootu:-ab,b,b bbbb b aaah phirse current laga Kya maar Raha hai tu

naani:-acha?... mujhe lagta hai pura din mobile me dekh dekh kar Tere dimaag me locha hogaya hai

chootu:-hmmmm...jara phirse maar to..

naani:-pakka?

chootu:-haan

(naani chootu ko phirse sir pe maarta hai to chootu ko phirse current lagta hai phir naani ek ladke ko bulaata hai aur uske sir me maarta hai to usko bhi current lagta hai)

to be continued...