92 Drink Me Potion And Eat Me Cake

On the night, after he closed the shop. He decided to create the drink me potion and eat me cake. It was an unique thing to sell, so he was very interested in that.

He even forgot his main goal. He went here just to take advantage of the time difference and catch the vegetable stealer, but.. He forgot about that completely. Fortunately, the recording from surveillance cameras could be seen at any time.

George looked at the book weirdly. How the hell could he get these weird things? Buying them all?!

"Uhh.. A.I. What's a buttered finger?"

「Ding! An ingredient in pishsalver. Appear to be severed fingers twice the size of average fingers, cooked or preserved, presumably in butter.」

George once again twitched. How the hell will he find it by himself! He will buy it of course.. "How much is it? Uhh.. One potion requires two buttered fingers, while it doesn't have any other use... Umm.. for now I'll buy ten of it!"

「Ding! One buttered finger costs around fifteen thousand Credits, so 150.000 Credits had been taken from your account!」

Then George looked at the list once again. "Uhh.. worm fat? I don't think I know how to extract it.. BUY A kilogram of it!"

"Wishful thinking?!" He sneered. "I'll buy it too! How the heck will I found it? By mashing people's brain? Eww.. that's really gross! BUY one can of it!"

"Urine of the horsefly? I only know normal horse and sea horse.. BUY.. Uhh.. A liter of it, I guess?"

"Coins from a dead man's pocket? So.. I need to steal coins from a corpse?! Ahaha.. that's my last occupation before I came to Zhenqiu!" He reminisces his days in the bottomless cliff. But fortunately, when he went to Zhaohao to grab more wither skulls.. He found a lot of corpses with copper and silver coins. Thinking that it didn't account much, he just stored it aside in his "junkies" storage ring that he stole. "I think I could use them.. Lucky! I hope that storage ring could be considered as a pocket tho!"

For extra measure, he asked the A.I. for verification. And the A.I. said that it could be used, so George didn't buy any coins from a dead man's pocket.

With all of that, he could make a few drink me potions. But.. he decided to continue his shopping for the ingredients of eat me cake. He only needs a tongue of blowfish.

"Tongue of blowfish?! A TONGUE OF A FREAKIN' BLOWFISH?!" George facepalmed to that. "Do fish even had a tongue?! Why do I remember that when my goldfish ate something, it just swallowed everything to it's throat?!"

With a twitching face, he bought ten of these blowfish tongues. He didn't even know whenever it was real or not, he could only say.. Welcome to the freaking Wonderland! "Whatever.. Alive in Wonderland.. I don't care anymore.. I only came for the effects!"

Then he looked at the ingredients for making the eat me cake. "A pinch of fungus?! What kind of mushroom do I need? Wait.. is it spore? What they meant is spore, right?" It was very weird. Why would someone say a pinch of fungus? It could be a crushed dried mushroom or a spore. And a pinch.. Means that it must have been a powdery substance. "Ahh.. Even if I know about it, I don't have any of that! I'll just buy it then!"

He bought the fungus from the shop, and it looked powdery as he was expecting. "Is it just powdered dried mushrooms, or is it a spore?!"

「Ding! Trademark secret!」

"..." Fine.. Even if know about it, I'll probably too lazy to create it by myself... You know.. I'm the type of person who liked to watch DIY videos on youtube and never do any of that because I'm too lazy to do it. And in the end, I'll buy all of it in the shop!

"I think I have all of it.." George rechecked all of the ingredients, to make sure that he didn't miss anything. "If that's it.. Let's make it then!"

With a normal witch cauldron, he placed the ingredients one by one.

"The first one is for.. making uh... Pishsalver, a.k.a Drink Me Potion from Alice in Wonderland!"

A pinch of worm fat, Urine of the horsefly, 2 buttered fingers, 3 coins from a dead man's pocket, 2 teaspoons of wishful thinking, and Saliva.

George carefully added them into the witch cauldron. Until he noticed the last ingredients. "Ugh.. saliva? Seriously.. I have to share my saliva to everyone?! Ah.. whatever! Alice herself drunk this potion, right?! It means.. she drunk unknown person's saliva!! Sh*t!"

George was grossed by this, but even so.. He wanted to sell it too! These two things are very good and over powered thing. The pishsalver is good for infiltrating, while the upelkuchen is good for destroying things, as your body will literally turn into a giant.

"Every good thing had their drawback! I just hope that no one knows about it!" George finally added his saliva to the concoctions after he gets rid of his hesitation.

"T- this is a pishsalver?! Is it working tho?!" George looked at the potion with complicated feelings.. He also contemplated whenever should he try it or not. "Ugh.. maybe I'll make all of it first! I was just wondering how will the upelkuchen will turn out. Is it already with frosting and decorations? Or should I decorate it by myself?!"

In the end, he set it aside first and make one of upelkuchen inside his witch cauldron.

Two cups of flour, One cup of sugar, A pinch of fungus, Worm fat, Tongue of a blowfish, Pinch of thyme, Three coins from a dead mans pocket, and Two tablespoons of wishful thinking.

He slowly added them to the cauldron. He didn't hesitate this time around, as there are no questionable ingredients.. Wait, nope.. all of it sounds questionably ridiculous!

Just thinking about the ingredients made him almost puke. George definitely won't tell anyone about how to create it. "It would be a nightmarish experience, especially if he or she have ever used this two.. erm.. I don't even know what to call them... Potions I guess? Nah.. what should I call these two items?!"