2 A strange dude

Something strange happened to me today. So, first of all, I was born and live in Italy, specifically in Palermo, Sicily. You're going to say, "What do I care about?" ... and you're right, but it seemed right to say it. Today I was going shopping, stepping on the sidewalk, I was quiet, I looked ahead. At some point someone calls me, I turn around to see who he was. A man sitting near a door, on the ground there were newspapers with a statue of Padre Pio coloured with gold on it. He calls me and asks me how it looks. I say, "yes, very beautiful." He goes on to tell me the whole story: he found it broken, ruined, takes it home and fixes it, adding the missing pieces and paints it. At the end of her story, she tells me, "It looks ugly. Do you think it's beautiful?."I glared at him. To be polite, I say, "Yes, really beautiful. Congratulations." He goes on, "Ah better. I did it for a friend of mine. I'm giving him a little gift. It took me a month to do it." At that moment, I was thinking "what do I care about?!" He keeps asking me, "But do you think he's going to like it." He was making me spin my balls. "Obviously. If he doesn't like it, smash it in his head". Finally, after 15 minutes, he let me go. YES, FINALLY!! I'm not even telling you that as soon as I turned the corner, I sent him to fuck.

this was my experience today. Very strange. What about you??