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"What kind of confession is it then?" Aizawa Sensei asked, glaring at me like I was the one that flipped the desk but some reason it just wasn't bothering me anymore. The way they always made me out to be the villain barely even phased me, not with Deku literally in my lap and more than willing to protect me or defend me. The fact that he couldn't understand what was being said just doesn't matter, at least not right now.

"So Deku and I made up and are friends again," I smiled like the smart ass that I am only for Aizawa Sensei to activate his quirk but since I'm not using mine that hardly means anything. His capture scarf on the other hand was a different story, I watched it carefully as it lifted into the air. 

"You don't say? And can you elaborate on how the sudden heart to heart happened?" He was practically growling but Deku just hugged me tight to him. Maybe if he grabbed us together in the scarf it won't be so bad? Considering I wouldn't be alone?

"Well a lot actually but where to start?" I frown thinking and see our teacher relax at my willingness to answer. 

"When?" He asked and I nodded happy for the answer, his scarf going limp again. 

"Sunday, we were in a big fight catching villains. I believe you would have gotten the report by now?" I waited and he nodded when he seemed to think back on the reports he had received on us. "Well Deku and I were fighting, the villains not each other," I rolled my eyes at Kaminari and Kirishima who only giggled in response to being caught. 

"We saw a threat that the other didn't and protected each other but there was one that we couldn't so instead Deku was hit by a quirk." Thankfully Aizawa had relaxed and his capture scarf was no longer doing it's crazy, I'm moving all by myself and I'm going to tie you up just for thinking thing anymore.

"Turns out it was a language disrupter making it to where Deku can't understand common spoken languages, it lasted for about a week so today would have been the last school day it affected him." I held up my hands when his scarf went back up again. 

"The only thing wrong with Deku is that he needs interaction and after how he grew up that's only understandable," I look away avoiding the look of curiosity on his face but went on otherwise.

'Deku do you want me to tell them why you just flipped a desk? I need to tell them something,' I whisper and he groans. 

'Not really?' I nod and he curls back up in my lap. I look back up at our homeroom teacher. So long as he grabs Deku and I it should be fine. I will be fine. I have to be fine.

"I am here!" All Might walks into the room sees Deku in my lap, his desk flipped over and everyone otherwise frozen. "Nope I'm not," He turns to walk away only for Aizawa Sensei to catch him in his scarf. 

"Oh no you don't, you knew about this didn't you?" He questioned All Might who looked back at me and Deku before turning back to Aizawa. 

"I have never seen those two boys before in my life," Before somehow slipped out of the scarf and out the door again. I roll my eyes and Icyhot is out right laughing his ass off. He was going hysterical, not able to breathe and it's funny watching him and I just couldn't help joining him, slowly at first and then full uncontrollable laughter. It didn't take long before Kirishima joined in and then Kaminari and one by one everyone was laughing except Deku, who couldn't understand what anyone was saying, Iida and Aizawa Sensei. Present Mic had joined about half way through. 

Aizawa Sensei just looked around and kind of gave up returning to his sleeping bag in the corner. It ended up taking several minutes before we could stop and by then All Might returned with Nezu in tow. 

"So can someone tell me what was so funny?" Our principle asked. 

"Icyhot started it," I smiled happily. Deku was still sitting in my lap facing me. I think he fell asleep. He got a lot more relaxed while I was laughing. 

"Sir it's just that All Might literally claimed to have never seen either Bakugo or Midoriya before in his life, and at this point we all know that Midoriya is his secret love child," I couldn't listen anymore I snorted and nearly died laughing at that. I was laughing so hard that even Deku was trying to get me to stop but I just couldn't. When I could talk again it wasn't without tears in my eyes. 

"I can't wait to tell Aunty Inko and Uncle Hiroshi that Deku isn't actually their son. Or I guess he isn't Uncle Hiroshi's son? It's kind of hard to claim he isn't Aunty Inko's considering he is almost a carbon copy of her." I started roaring in laughter again at the concept. 

"Wait, you've met Midoriya's father Bakugo?" Icyhot was staring me down but it was just too good, I couldn't stop laughing. 

"Of course I have just because he does business in America a lot doesn't mean he skipped out on them. He is a well respected man who works hard. He comes home several times a year just to see them and by extension my family too." I'm still crying from laughing so much. Deku is smiling oddly at me and I tell him what Icyhot said. 

'No, how many times do I have to tell you? No!' Deku was bright red in the face looking directly at Todoroki who couldn't understand a word being said but everyone got the gist anyway. All Might was not his Dad. Throughout the whole rant I just couldn't stop laughing and in came Hound Dog. 

"Uh?" Was all he said and he saw me in tears, still laughing. 

"Take a seat, at the rate this is going I'm going to die and I'll need a witness," I tell him motioning to the teachers chair that no one was currently sitting in. 

"Actually I think I will," he sat down and pulled out a notebook and pen as Present Mic caught him up on everything. 

"Fuck Icyhot I didn't know you could joke. I needed that like you couldn't believe." I was still laughing and Deku was still fuming in my lap. 

"I can second that analyst," Hound Dog agreed but I just ignored him. I didn't even bother trying to wipe away my tears at this point knowing that more would just spill anyway. I was gasping for air and Deku on my lap was not helping but the one time he was about to get off my lap I held him to me. 

"So Midoriya is not All Might's secret love child?" Icyhot asked confusedly and I went over the edge again. I couldn't even bring myself to translate for Deku and only pointed at Icyhot. 

Deku hopped up out of my lap and was cursing in Wonder telling him that he was, 'a stupid idiot for holding onto that after all these years. How many times do I have to say no?' I fell over on the floor clutching at my sides with both arms trying to hold myself together. 

I hear All Might clear his throat and look up even if I was in tears from laughing so hard. "For the record I am not Young Midoriya's father. If I was I would have given him my name." I was starting to calm down but that just sent me over again and eventually Vlad King and several of his students came in demanding to know what all the noise was about. 

"Looks like they finally tamed the beast of class A, look he is in tears," Monamoa laughed but at the moment I just couldn't give a damn. 

I hear Nezu clear his throat, "All Might I'm sure that you would be willing to take a DNA test to clear your name? I of course already know that Midoriya was your student before you came to UA to teach but now that you have been accused like this?" God I'm going to die! I was slamming a fist against the floor trying to gain control and keep my sides from splitting but it just wasn't happening. 

"Wait All Might was a mentor before coming to UA?" Vlad King asked and I was rolling again. Deku was still shaking Todoroki and cursing him in Wonder which was cute, adorable and an all around proud moment for me. All Might was sheepishly trying to find the correct way to answer while Present Mic and Aizawa were just watching and Hound Dog was taking notes. 

'Help! I can't stop! It hurts!' I croaked out only to have Deku respond. Oops I try again. "Help it hurts, I can't stop!" I'm in pain at this point and as much as it hurt I still couldn't stop laughing. 

I hear Deku curse, 'Fuck!' which only sent me further into my personal world of torture by making me laugh harder. Deku ran off dragging Kendo back and motioning at Monamoa and then at me and then at his own neck. The next thing I know Deku is sitting me up and then blackness. Sweet, sweet relief as the cool darkness covered my mind. 

*Tick*tock*tick*tock*

I wake up to a clock ticking on the wall. What happened? I don't have an old analog clock in my room. I slowly opened my eyes, wincing as pain shot through me. Fuck my gut feels like it's been through a meat grinder. I squeeze my eyes shut trying to block out the pain shooting through my skull. I feel like someone bashed my head over and over again. 

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