1 Prologue
"Haaah" As a sigh was let out in the hot humid room in the summer.
"..." Mc? stared at the ceiling of the room. Pondering what to do He continuously flapped the fan vigorously as beads of sweat drop from his body.
"Goddamn hot!!!" He complained.
"God! why on earth does, the earth feel like in hell?!?" As he complained in the unbearable temperature.
"It's just global warming" A mysterious voice sounded through the 'MC?' head.
"???" MC? looked around the room, as He was sure that he was alone in the room.
"Damn, now I'm having hallucinating from the heat." He continues to flap his fan, as he feels tired.
He slowly closes his eyes from the drowsiness, falling asleep.
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"He...hey..Hey bro, If you don't wake up I'll give you painful back shots."
As the MC slowly opened his eyes, He found himself in a very bright ceiling, and a cool air blew past him.
He looked around and found a muscular man in white clothes, sitting at a tea table.
"Who are you? It seems like you kidnapped me". MC questioned the man with a straight face, not caring if he was kidnapped or not.
"Oh, I didn't kidnap you." The person replied calmly.
"You invited yourself into my domain, boy."
"Huh?" MC tries to remember he was in his room sleeping.
"Pretty sure I remembered I was sleeping in my room, and I don't recall having a sleepwalk."
"Precisely, this is my domain, or your kind call it afterlife." As he sips from his cup.
"Huh? I'm...so I'm dead?" The Boy was dumbfounded.
"If that's the case. Are you God?, Are you going to reincarnate to another world and give me cool-ass powers?" He asked excitedly.
"Why don't you come and join me for a tea first" God gestured to the tea table in front of him.
"Alright" MC walked towards God, he then took a tea cup and downed it empty.
God looked at him with surprised eyes and thought 'Who the heck down a tea? Well apparently him I guess.'
The MC coughs violently and almost chokes on the 'tea' that God offered.
"Dafuq?!?, did I just drink?" The boy complained as he looked at God with an annoyed expression.
"It's My tea, Boy" He replied while smiling at the Mc.
"I don't remember tea tasting like that, what kind of concoction did you put in it?"
"Oh, it's just some Gains... Some protein powder... And a little bit of some protein powder. And a drop of Ichor from a high god." God nonchalantly replied with a big smile on his face.
"What?!? That's not tea. That's just a protein shake with some... God's blood?" The boy looked at God with a tired expression as to what he did to God.
"That's why I called it My tea" God smiled at the boy.
As the Mc gave up, pursuing the idea of having to argue with God.
"Anyway, how did I die?" The boy curiously asked, still couldn't find an answer on how he died in his house and could only arrive at the conclusion that someone broke in and killed him.
"Oh~ you died from hyperthermia," God replied to his question.
"Haaah?" confused at how he died in a boring way. Not from the infamous Truck-kun, getting pushed at the train tracks or getting robbed and shanked to death, but to a FUCKIN Hyperthermia?!?.
"I know, I know. You're going to ask how? and why? And the answer is that your room was so hot in fact that you were having a stroke as your organs failed to function properly, WHILE you were sleeping." As he felt pity for the Boy.
The Mc did not like what he heard from God.
"Well, either way, you're about to have the choice of getting reincarnated into another world with or without your memories, and as a bonus from dying that way ask anything you want for your second life as long as it's reasonable." He said in an attempt to cheer the Boy.
"Oh? Alright," He excitedly thought of some things he liked.
As someone who watched a decent amount of anime, and as someone who played games, such as gacha games like Genshin Impact to Honkai: Star rail, given the chance he can ask for anything reasonable.
"First, is that I want to keep my memories of course." He wanted to experience the cool anime powers with his knowledge.
"Second, I want to be reincarnated into an anime world." Like who wouldn't want to be in an anime they have watched?
"Third, I want a convenient system, that gives random rewards ranging from the animes to the games that I have watched or played in my lifetime." He wanted to wield the powers of the god of anime by his side.
"Fourth, grant me the calculation ability like accelerator from 'A certain magical Index'." He's edgy but he has the insane calculation prowess that I have heard or seen in anime or the real world.
"And Lastly fifth, make my appearance as someone like in a background character, make it so that nothing can sense my presence or something." I like being strong, but I don't want to stand out, It attracts trouble in my mundane life.
"Alright, I can grant you the first, second, third, and fifth, as for the fourth one needs to be adjusted by your brain capability."
"Alright, acceptable I can already how overpowered his calculation is." The boy accepted.
"Now first things first, Let's roll which anime world you would like to reincarnate to." He smiled. As he snapped his fingers, a big wheel appeared. That contains several anime worlds.
The Mc looked at the wheel and found some anime worlds he recognized and some he wasn't familiar with. As he prayed that it wouldn't land on a world that's like Attack on Titan with their huge ass naked titans, or Highschool of the Dead as he found a post-apocalyptic world boring.
"Now, would you like to spin it? Since it's going to be reincarnated into that world."
As asked the Boy. The boy then nodded as he spun the wheel.
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As the wheel spun for 2 whole minutes it finally started to slow down.
And stopped at the World of Highschool DxD.
Mc: 'I mean it's alright, like what bad could it be?' He rated the Highschool DxD world decent compared to the other worlds that were on the wheel 6.5/10.
As He only watched the 4 seasons of anime and only read some of the light novel before he dropped it.
God: "Highschool DxD, Huh. As long as you have enough power you can do anything basically in that world."
"Now then let's pick a system that you want."
He pulled out a list of systems and randomly chose what he wanted to give to the Boy.
And found out that there is currently only one System Authority left at his disposal as he forgot to take out the System Authorities from the other dead reincarnators that he had sent.
"Ah, well There's only one System left that is available for me to give you." He then gave the Boy the 'Random System'. As He hesitantly gave it to the Boy.
This did not escape from the Boy's view and asked.
"What with that look of yours?" Confused as to what this system he got.
"Well, it's just that, this System in particular is... Well, you know weird..."
"Why though?, Is it like the ones that try to control you?" He knows some Systems are downright questionable.
"Well it's not that bad, it's just... Well either way you'll find out."
He knows that the system could be either Good or Bad since it sometimes gives impossible missions with a short time limit, and the worst part about it is that the missions can't be turned down, and the penalty is always 'Death', and the rewards are all randomized.
"Alright? So what now?" He cautiously wondered what kind of system that he received from God.
"Well, that's all about it I'm going to reincarnate you now to the world."
He stopped worrying about what would happen to him since he wouldn't see him any other time soon in the future.
God then snapped his fingers and the Boy started to disappear in a flash sending him to the Highschool DxD world.
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As the Boy left, God started to wonder if there was something He forgot to do, He then thought...
God: "Oh shit!" He then remembered, as he smiled and scratched his head.
"I forgot to cleanse his soul after he drank My tea... Well, I guess that's that, it is what it is. It's no longer my problem now since already sent there he's no longer in my territory."
-Prologue End-
(A/N: I've revised this chapter to be like in the later chapters as people don't like, the way that I wrote like when I just started writing. and I agree with them.)
PS: If you're here for a serious story, then you ain't getting it here. this novel is nothing more but for shits and giggles. As I put anything that comes to my mind into this novel in a way that makes sense... somewhat at least. well unless I forget something.
