1 Sent to Hell.
(A:N I have some experience with writing, so hopefully this chapter isn't too bad.)
Word Count: 1485
I died, big surprise, right?
No? Well that's to be expected, you don't even know who I am.
My name is Archimedes Sinatra, before my demise, I just graduated from high school, and took a vacation to Florida with my family.
During a tour of the everglades, I fell out of the boat, and was then mauled to death by a crocodile, or maybe it was an alligator, I couldn't really tell since I was being murdered by it.
But that's all in the past now, about 8 minutes in the past to be exact…
In these past 8 minutes, I have discovered the meaning of life.
Life if meaningless, it's just an endless cycle of torture, and to be honest I'm happy to be dead.
The room I was currently sitting in was empty, except for a laptop on a desk in front of me, everything also looks like it's been passed through the grayscale filter, including myself.
The laptop was idling on the command prompt, but it was empty, and I couldn't change programs or type anything.
But while I was fiddling around with the laptop, something finally appeared in the command prompt.
'Hello Archimedes Sinatra, you have been randomly drawn to be reincarnated, your location, appearance, and abilities will be randomized.'
'Other than the 'Audience' watching we will not interfere any further, thank you for your cooperation'
"…"
'It's this kind of sick joke? They choose the guy who doesn't want to live anymore for reincarnation?!"
But my complaining was suddenly stopped by me appearing in a different room
There was a large mirror with nothing else in the room, but looking at my reflection, it wasn't me, but it copied every movement made.
''So this is my randomized appearance, I thought I would look like a character from ark…'
I was about 6'1 or so I think, it's hard to estimate, but I'm definitely slightly taller than my past life, and I was 5'11.
My hair was a short brown, I looked like i at least lifted weights twice a week, hazel eyes, sharp jawline.
Well it's a little better than my old body, I do look a lot more handsome, but I'm just thankful I don't look like some custom character creator monstrosity.
After a bit, I noticed there was another laptop behind me on a desk, that appeared without me knowing.
Attempting to move around, I stumbled on myself, so far the only action I did was slightly move and stare at myself, so I wasn't used to my new body proportions.
Turning around, but slower this time, I checked what was on the screen of the computer.
Again, the command prompt was the only thing open, but there was already text on the screen this time.
'Hit Enter to proceed, you have 7: Minutes 32: Seconds remaining before automatically proceeding to next stage.'
I decided to take the extra time to get more used to my body, first I slowly walked around, moved on to jumping jacks, started jogging in place, and finally ran in a circle, then I suddenly appeared in the next room.
This room was the strangest of them all, it was a large room with nothing in it except for three buttons spaced out, and large displays above each of them, and an even larger above the rest in the center.
I was about to press one to see if it does anything, but the large screen flickered on.
The screen had the words 'Choose a side!' written in bold, I was confused, since that's the only thing it showed, but the other smaller screens flickered again, and each screen showed different text this time.
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SCP Foundation
2000 Containment Credits.
05 Access to all SCP Foundation Records.
One Starting SCP of your choice.
Deducted Credits for not containing anomaly.
Start Area: Hidden Site-(?)
Gift Package: ???
Containment Points, for every Anomaly successfully contained. (Multiplier 3.0x)
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'SCP Foundation?! Wasn't that supposed to be fake?!'
"And what the hell are Containment Credits? I don't remember that being on the wiki."
As I was attempting to guess what the Hell, Containment Credits do, the large screen that was above the smaller one's flickered to a different screen.
'Containment Credits are utilized in various ways by the system, and are very important.'
'What the hell, that doesn't explain much, and it can hear me?!"
"Uhh, Mr. Screen, why am I here."
After a very patient wait, the screen still didn't change, either it was ignoring me or it only answered questions about the other teams.
While I was tempted just to hit the button to get the hell out of here, it's probably best to view the others before I make any rash actions.
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Chaos Insurgency
Start with 1000 Capture Credits.
Anomalies can be sold.
Start with Cap of Neglect (SCP-268), Bell of Entropy (CI-1), Illuminati's Confession (CI-65).
Start Area: Abandoned City.
Gift Package: ???
Points for every SCP captured. (Multiplier 2.0x)
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I get a lot less points for picking Chaos Insurgency, but I get SCP-268, one of the SCP's I'm really familiar with, it was mentioned on the SCP-268 article it was stolen, so I guess it fell in the hands of the Chaos Insurgency.
(SCP-268 Explanation)
And I get the handy ability to sell Anomalies, does that mean I can sell Keter's?
I don't know what the Bell of Entropy does, I only saw it mentioned in an article about the Chaos Insurgency, it's supposed to be highly destructive.
The last one I never heard of, but the name is interesting, other than that, the Credits are below average, and the starting area is mediocre, but there were two things I was still confused at.
The multiplier is higher than the SCP foundation, and the fact you get credits differently.
"Hey Mr. Screen, why are the name of the credits different? And-"
Before I could finish, I was cut off, and the screen changed.
'Credits have different names because you get them three different ways, every week a random SCP spawns anywhere in the world, your goal is to capture, contain, or destroy it, completing your goal you will get be rewarded credits, and those credits will be multiplied by your team's multiplier, depending on which team you are on, points will be deducted for not completing the goal.'
'That make's some sense, and I'm guessing since the Screen mentioned destroy for the last objective, the last team is probably GOC.'
And I was correct, as I tilted my head towards the last screen, the final team was revealed
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Global Occult Coalition
Start with 3000 Destruction Credits.
You can't use anomalies.
Start Area: Military Base.
10% Shop Discount.
Gift Package: ???
Points for every Anomaly destroyed. (Multiplier 3x)
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With all this talk about the 'Shop' I just had to know what it does.
"Mr. Screen, what does the shop do?"
'You can buy Enhancements and Abilities from the Shop, if you're Chaos Insurgency, you can sell anomalies for credits.'
"I see, thank you, Mr. Screen."
So pretty much, SCP Foundation, and the GOC, sucks ass.
If the random SCP that spawns, is a Keter, I'm fucked, I'm basically going to have to establish the real SCP Foundation, since I'll be up in my ass with anomalies in a few years, and I'm not knowledgeable enough about SCP's to pick the ultimate one that solves all my problems.
The GOC, is better, except for the fact that I can't use anomalies, of course I get points in the shop, but what if I can't destroy an anomaly, or it's just too dangerous to do so.
Finally, the Chaos Insurgency, the first benefit is I start out with 268, so it will be extremely easy at the start since everything will ignore me, I don't have to contain any anomalies, cause if they're too hard, I can just sell them, other than that fact it has the lowest multiplier it's the best one.
Moving over to the middle button, I slapped it, and I disappeared, big surprise, it was another room.
The room was empty, except for another fucking laptop, I'm getting sick and tired of all these random rooms!
Approaching the laptop, I was just hoping to get this over as fast as possible.
'Congratulations, you have completed the entire process, you will now be reincarnated, after supplying you on the information of the world you will be sent to.'
'Supplying Information : High School DxD'
'Supplying Information : Basic SCP Knowledge.'
All I could do is pull my hair in agony, as I watched the story and history of the world in my mind, and then have the description of every, single, god-damn, SCP, listed to me.
I fell to the floor, my face pale.
"I KNEW, I'M BEING SENT TO HELL!"
I screamed before disappearing.
.end
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