Filler

Author's notes: So usually I update once a week on saturdays and sometimes rarely twice. But I didn't this time because a friend of mine gifted me Divinity 2. Literally spent the past week just playing it with him in my free time.

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SOME RANDOM TIME IN THE PAST

"A blunt that even an angel from DXD could enjoy without possibly falling." I muttered out loud in thought as I paced back in forth in my lab.

Theoretically, it should be possible considering anything and everything is possible when it comes to the multiverse. However that would require me to understand things like the physical and the spiritual make up of an angel. Not only that, I would need to have an in depth understanding of the holy energy in DXD.

Unfortunately I won't be able to do that without either using my heavenly gaze from my past life, or just straight up dissecting an angel. Which I can do neither at the moment. Insane me could probably do it, hell he would have fun doing it. But unfortunately I can no longer rely on having drunken sprees to do things. As for the cultivation skills that I could use, I'd rather stay away from things related to past life.

"Which means, I will need help." But who could possible help me with something like this? What kind of bastard would probably have an in depth understanding of angels and holy energy in general?

"That's it!" an invisible lightbulb flickered on above my head.

Taking out my phone, I moved to the H section of my contacts and tapped on Hessian's name. However I was immediately put to voice mail. "Tsk" Clicking my tongue and decided to just go to him myself.

Getting into my truck, I left to find the one guy I knew who had a penchant for dissections.

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SOME OTHER UNIVERSE

Within a dimension filled with gilded cages, a portal opened up as a white truck landed on the ground. Exiting the truck, Gold glanced around the dark landscape. The only sources of light were from softly glowing flowers and blue souls inside the cages. Gold noted the amount of death he felt in the area.

"Wonder how he made these flowers glow in a place with this much death energy." Gold mumbled as he inspected the flowers. This place was undoubtedly an underworld where no life should be permitted, yet a living plant was capable of growing in such an environment. He shook his head and moved away despite his curiousity, he was here for a guy's expertise.

"You are tresspassing in my domain. Those of the living have no place in the underworld, speak the reason for this intrusion and I may just allow you pardon." A powerful yet tranquil voice reached him and put him on full alert.

Gold felt his own soul go cold for a moment before a golden light enveloped his body in response. He looked towards the direction of the voice and saw a twin-tailed girl with blood red eyes and golden blonde hair. She donned a red cloak with gold trims over a black dress. However the first thing he noticed about her was.... she was pregnant.

Her eyes were narrowed at the recognizable sight of divine power that came from Rhongomyniad. "A god? Regardless, why have you intruded on my domain?" Skeletal spirits began appearing around the area, surrounding Gold.

"Greetings Goddess Ereshkigal, I am Gold Aversis. I don't mean any harm. I'm only here to meet with Hessian for some business." he put his hands up to show that he meant no harm.

"Is that so? Well my husband isn't here at the moment, I'll tell him you stopped by when he gets back then."

"It's fine, we Aversis can actively feel each other out as long as were in the same multiverse. And right now I can feel.... what the hell am I feeling from you...?" Gold blinked in confusion as he looked at the Goddess's obviously pregnant midriff.

Aversis are capable of feeling each other out through the Will of Aversis that are melded to each of them. The Will of Aversis does not spread even if someone else were to take in Aversis blood or bear an offspring of an Aversis.

Which is why Gold was feeling incredibly confused at why he could feel the Will of Aversis coming from the Goddess's belly. "Why does it feel like it has even more..." Gold widened his eyes in fearful realization. He felt that the kid in there had as much Aversis Will as all the 280 Aversis.

He quickly manifested his lance into his grip before flying straight towards the pregnant Goddess with the intent to kill. Golden light bursted from his being, forcing back the Gallu spirits that tried to block his path. Gilded cages shifted into spear-like projectiles, only to be struck aside by weapons launched from golden portals.

Gold's expression was one of fear, desperation and determination. Ereshkigal's expression hardened as if she expected this. Gold found himself forced down and restrained by underworld laws.

"MERELY A GOD AND YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH TO STOP ME?!" Gold's voice distorted in pitch. A formerly majestic tattered robe appeared as the laws shattered to pieces.

A golden road erupted from his position, overwriting the underworld in it's path. A golden shift in the universe was beginning to come forth, only to be halted in the face of the highest peak.

In front of the endless golden road, the highest mountain rose in opposition. With golden rays spewing out from his eyes, 'Gold' looked up towards the mountain. "Nameless fool! Do you truly believe you can stop me from killing that thing!?" 'Gold' roared towards the resplendent eyes above the clouds.

"Golden idiot. Perhaps I would have reservations if this were the past, but currently you are not 'one'. No, in fact you are split in three. Let alone killing my child, you would find it difficult to even survive if I were to make a move."

"You realize that 'child' may very well be the end of us all if it grows up! Do you really think the others will not find out!?" 'Gold' exclaimed referencing the other Aversis in the omniverse.

"Regardless, it is still my child and I will not make the same mistakes as the past. What do you have to fear? Fear is not like you, is this the result of your own failures?" 'Hessian' taunted hitting a sore spot.

"..." 'Gold' turned silent for a moment before releasing a grunt as he allowed his golden path to disappear. In response, the towering mountain vanished along with it.

"Now, how about we help each other out?" The white haired man who was currently 'Hessian' smiled.

'Gold' snorted. "Help? You believe I'm as insane as you to gamble away our existence like this?" he shook his head.

"You are not exactly in a favorable position yourself at the moment. Normally we would be split in two, yet you have somehow split in three." 'Hessian' said in slight surprise as he referred to him being split with Gold, Insane Gold and Huangjin.

"I have done what I can. Watching the two butt heads like brats is exhausting but I am nothing if not patient." 'Gold' sighed out.

"Fear in itself is not a bad thing. Without fear, there is no courage." 'Hessian' remarked

"Enough, do not speak of what I've already understood. What are you offering?" 'Gold' asked, believing that 'Hessian' had something worth offering to stop him from attempting to murder his offspring or informing the other Aversis.

The Nameless Immortal Xu Jin and the Golden Eminence Huangjin conversed for about a day before finally turning back into themselves.

"The hell just happened?" Gold groaned as he rubbed his head.

"A deal between us happened." Hessian smiled as he was merged with his other self, thus he knew the contents of said deal.

"Ugh, my head feels like it's splitting open."

"Enough whining, what did you come here for? Also, stop trying to kill my unborn children in the future." Hessian rolled his eyes.

At the reminder, Gold looked at him for a moment. "I hope you know what you're doing. If it grows up, all of us are going to die and I mean permanently." he shook his head.

"Anyway, I need your expertise about angels and holy energy to make a super blunt." He got back on topic.

"Oh, that's easy." Hessian waved as the location changed to what looked to be a heavenly realm filled with angels... that were all female for some reason.

"I knew you probably dissected one before." Gold grinned as his suspicions were correct about his alternate dissecting an angel before.

"Nah, I've got an entire religion of angel monster girls. If you use their 'essence' from when they climax, it should be able to stop angels from falling." Hessian said a matter of factly.

"Wait... you have a religion?" Gold blinked

"Yep it's called Hessianism. Would you like to convert?" Hessian held out a pamphlet advertising his religion that seemed to be filled with sex filled monster girls.

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BACK IN CURRENT DAY

*Cough* "Before you all begin your meeting, I'd like to just offer you a product that I will be selling in the future! I hope you would all partake in this and recommend it to your associates." Gold casually ignored the prior outburst and took out his supply of Elder blunts.

"As for the representatives of the church and angels, I understand that while it is not an outright sin-" He was cut off by the sound of a hand slamming on the table.

"We'll take them all!" Gabriel exclaimed with such seriousness that was overshadowed by how cute she looked during it.

"Sister it is frowned upon..." Michael attempted to talk his sister down, only to be met with the angelic equivalent of a puppy face. As Gold said, while it's not said to be a sin outright, it is frowned upon and there was always a chance of falling.

"You do not have to worry, I have a special version specifically for angels! Through the use of a secret holy ingredient, you will absolutely not fall guarenteed!" he said with complete confidence. He had experimented with his alternate Hessian Aversis von Schweinorg in recent days.

He passed out a special elder blunt to each of the big shots at the table. He had not only created them using an elder scroll, he had also extracted some of the essence from the 'Root' of the Nasuverse. Before he left the Nasuverse he had made a copy of it into a special multiversal container and chucked it into his gate for future use.

It is just unfortunate that he was unable to enjoy it himself since he wasn't capable of getting high or intoxicated at the moment.

"Is this safe?" Sirzechs eyed the magically pulsing Elder blunt 2.0 in his hand.

"How did you make this anyway?" Azazel eyed his blunt in interest as he attempted to figure out how it was made.

"That's a trade secret, and do not worry Lord Lucifer. It is safe, and so the meeting will go normally. The main effects shouldn't kick in until an hour until now. You could say it's a slow burn." Gold said as Hessian had showed him a method to delay the trippy effects until later to increase enjoyment.

Michael eyed the blunt hesitantly as Gabriel seemed to be trying to figure out how to use it. Serafall had already lit hers with absolute trust in Gold.

Around the table, everyone was staring at what was happening in silent shock. Who goes to a meeting between the three factions just to sell drugs? Apparently Gold did.

"Miss White Dragon Empress over there. Would you like to try one as well?" Gold winked as he offered one like a door to door salesmen.

"... This is stupid." The genderbent Vali stated as she stared at the blunt being offered to her with an odd expression.

"Well don't knock it till you try it." Gold chirped as he shoved it into her hands

With that, the peace meeting between the three biblical factions began with all the bosses having a blunt in their hands.