1 Prologue
Within the last 2 years since I was 4 again I have faced off against goblins, mutated cats, elementals, giant roided up cows with 6 packs and half naked floating humanoids of both male and female gender.
But today I face the stuff of nightmares within these catacombs as I roll around on this filthy dungeon floor....
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MILLIONS OF SPIDERS
dear the being that ROB'd me of my last life what kind of evil would allow this.
'FUCK FUCK FUCK' screaming in my mind
I would have said it out loud if a spider didn't try to crawl inside of it earlier when I did. And to make matters worst there are giant spiders everywhere in here, if I ever get a legend told of me it would probobly be something along the lines of 'The man who killed millions of spiders' because there are literal giant sacks of these things in the ground that explode spiders if you don't smack them fast enough.
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Well it's been 2 years since i've been ROB'd but apparently i'm 6 now. Kinda weird for ROB to just spawn me in at 4 after he killed me to win a bet against some other god.
On the bright side atleast I get 3 wishes out of it, still pretty damn salty though I was having a nice day before getting ultimately crushed by a plane with conveniently nobody onboard but I digress.
Unfortunately I didn't get to pick the world I started in so I tried to throw in some hints in one of the wishes.
1. Wished to be a 'baddass swordsman/shinigami'
I was hoping ROB would get the hint and send me to bleach but nope the second I can see anything all I have on me is a katana and a necklace with the word 'AVERSIS' on it so I guess that's either my first or last name from my parents. I just named myself 'Shiro Aversis' because Aversis just sounds like a stupid first name, I couldn't even think of any last names that rolled off the tongue.
2. Wished for infinite 'Energy'
Now this he actually questioned me on and I just said, fact is I don't know where i'm headed so if I ask for mana and get sent to something like Naruto where chakra is everything then I'd be pretty screwed in the end he made me choose 2 sources of 'energy' max so I went with Mana and Reiryoku/reiatsu while praying that I didn't end up in DBZ or Naruto.
3. Lin Fan's survival set: Eternal Ancient Imperishable body, Blood Sea and Mythical Parasol Tree
Probobly due to the trauma that I still had about my death I just really didn't want to die again. If I can't win against someone then I could atleast make sure I survive at all cost.
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Currently I'm just rolling around on the ground killing thousands of these little demons with pure bodyweight since it's more effective than stabbing them one by one with my sword and fists.
I found out I had a system and was pretty happy about it but then I took a look at the options and least to say I was disappointed.
[Status]
[World travel] (LOCKED)
[Food and Drink]
[Messages](1 read)
So far the greatest option is food and drink, I honestly wouldn't have survived these past couple of years without it. Everything that spawns from it just tastes like heaven!
The status didn't have anything like levels or stats like the gamer it just showed me what I had like
[Name: Shiro Aversis]
[Age: 6]
[Race: Human, Shinigami]
[Soul: Indestructable]
[Soul Bound Items:
Zanpakuto(sealed)
Mythical Parasol Tree]
[Body: Eternal Ancient Imperishable body]
[Reiryoku: ∞]
[Mana: : ∞]
[Spells: None]
[Skills: Blood Sea(level 10)]
System Review: Third True Magician who spends most of the time as a punching bag
Which is bull$%#! I mean come on that review doesn't give me enough credit, I am basically unkillable.
SQUELCH
HAHA ALL THE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE DEAD I AM THE EXTERMINATOR!! I swear I should get some kind of title or perk for this.
RUMBLE
Oh right there's always a boss whenever you kill enough things.
Turning my head to look at what landed behind me I see a...beautiful girl?
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with a spider ass and legs behind her regular human legs.
"I don't mean to be that guy but... isn't it uncomfortable walking with 2 different sets of legs?" I said as I curiously eyed her appendages
"HUMAN SCUM YOU DARE INTRUDE ON MY LANDS!?" She spit out with venom laced in her voice as she shot webs from her backside at me
I dodged as some of it got on my hand as my face scrunched up
"Okay I really need to know is this a form of piss or secretion? because if so, gross"
And that is how my days generally goes, lots and lots of killing and moments that make me want to vomit.
