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huh?

how the heck did he slap a truck?

i mean i was trying to stop the Truck before i hit him but he ran towards the truck and slapped it... HE SLAPPED THE DAMN TRUCK AND I WAS IN THE TRUCK!!

HOW TE FUCK DO YOU SLAP A TRUCK AWAY???

anyways i should be dead or all this crap is some crazy dream ...

probably te neighbors downstairs were smoking marijuana again and it slipped into my bedroom again ...

nah

anyway were am i ??

last time I had one of those dreams i saw John Cena doing his iconic" you can't see me" while doing what looked like saitama's sidestep move ....

around Gaara .....

during the damn chunnin exams...

well I'm in some kind of colorfull place like those screensavers were all the colors just float around and mix and all that ...

guess they really are smoking again....

hoh now everything is shifting? like a spiral?

and it's pulling me in?

wait I'm getting sleepy and...ZZZZ

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"indeed she is pregnant Razevan Lucifer-sama" servant

" tsk a halfbreed" Razevan Lucifer

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I'm so screwed... if my memory serves me right that guy was vali's father right?

in fact that would mean i could be valí Lucifer that guy has some sick potential .... and a shity childhood hope I'm not his brother or something....

anyway if I'm right and I'm in DXD then i have to get this crazy bastard to not beat the heck out of me because of his inferiority complex...

so i have to convince the madman of my father and his even crazier father...

and stop em from hitting mom too...

how do I fucking do THAT??!?

also I'm already four months old dude do you have to get the damn servant to check every 3 damn days? i mean come on!!

poor servant sucks to be him ....

though it probably sucks to be me more...

also apparently next month he will check if i start showing signs of possesing the clans power , cause i have tons of demonic power befitting my status as a descendant of Lucifer .

also from what I've heard from the doctor/servant/mage?? at the 5th month is the earliest that a devil baby starts showing signs of possesing their clan's signature power though it's rare since normally it happens shortly before or after birth and in rare cases till they are older.

though this just shows they posses said power not that they can use it.

so perhaps he hasn't decided of getting rid of me because he wants to know if i have that potential??

then when he finds out that i have a sacred gear and Wich one it is he'll lose it ....

though i guess this mage/servant isn't good at that type of magic? so he can't find out? perhaps the fact that Rizevimu ain't here for the past months is the reason since he only left this guy and some random servants from what I can tell from between my naps.

speaking of na..zzzzzz