1 Chapter ~ 1: Death & New Life

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I've never been a hero. Sure, I've helped people out. More than most, and most of the time I was getting paid to do it. But it was always the helping people move kind of help, nothing visceral or risky. So color me surprised when I found my body moving into action when the truck was bearing down on the small girl crossing the street wanting to pick up her stuff Bear.

' The light was red, buddy. This is all your fault. You got us all into this situation!' A little voice in my mind yelled at the truck.

The world slowed for me, and while springing into action I had the opportunity to regret my decision. There was just barely enough time to push the small kid out of the way, but no chance of getting out of the path of the speeding vehicle once I'd put myself in it.

' Was she worth saving? Was her life worth more than yours? More than ours?' A much deeper venison of my voice asked me. His voice was calm like the ocean,' Do you feel like a Hero yet?'

... Maybe. But, the dice have been cast...

' I'm going to die.' A soft voice in my head said. His voice was already at peace with what I[W̸̤̆ȅ̷̫̀] did. It left no room for regrets.

' Here lies some dumbass, killed by jumping in front of a truck.' A Jokester venison of my voice sighed out,' Oh well... At least I[W̸̤̆ȅ̷̫̀] saved someone. That should amount to something at the very least.'

" I lived a good life." Drowning out the voices in my head, I smiled. I truly have. Great parents, great family, and a good amount friends and I didn't die a Virgin. So yes, I lived a good life. A life better than most.

*BAAAM!*

' The sky sure looks more blue today...' These were my last thoughts as darkness took me.

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" Huh?" Blinking my eyes a few times, my view change.

Surrounding me are many and I mean many kid toys. It was like the person who bought them didn't know what they wanted and just bought the whole store.

" What... What Is happening?" A very soft kid boy voice left my mouth.

In a matter of seconds, my mind came up with the best answer: I[W̸̤̆ȅ̷̫̀] have been Reincarnated. I blame the thousand-plus fanfics I have read.

... What? You got a better answer?

Hmph! Okay, tell me!

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Oh, so you don't. See? That wasn't hard to say.

" Alright... I'm going insane."

'I̶̬̼͚̾̂̓n̵͇̥͑s̵̤̣̔a̸͓̯̪̓̿͐n̸̗̑i̷̭̔͐t̵̨̢̺͠y̶͚̚̚͝ ̶̣͛I̴̮̍s̶̤͕̟̅͐̕ ̸̹͎̪̓͂͝A̵̩̯̦̋ ̷͔̲̒̓G̸͔̫̥̍͂i̴͕͆͗v̷̡̾e̴̻͆͝n̵̝̦̖̒̽͠' A new voice told me in a deeply disordered voice that sounds like billions of voices jumped together.

" Schizophrenia can be a bitch sometimes, yeah?" I asked myself with a bitter chuckle.

' Yeah, it can. But we're used to it, aren't we?' A soothing voice told me. His voice heavenly In nature.

' Oh! it's a new guy!' The Jokester's voice happily yelled out.

' Find out if he likes anime!' A nerdy venison of my voice yelled out. His voice echoed like he was somewhere far away.

Pressing a hand on my temple, I sighed out," Yeah. I'm used to it." It seems not even death could get rid of my Schizophrenia.

" Who are you talking to Honey?"

Hearing the new voice that was not my own, I looked up and blinked my eyes. Standing in front of me is an extremely beautiful young woman In her early 20s with midnight black hair and bright hazel eyes that shined like the most beautiful gems I saw. She wears a luxurious black dress with purple gems imprinted on the ends of the dress and black high heels.

" Mom?" Like I was programmed to say this, my mouth moved on its own.

' OH! She's hot!'

' Hot Mama alert!'

' Is the Daddy dead? I don't mind having her on my own!'

' KILL! KILL! KILL HER! KILL!'

' BEND HER OVER! BRED HER!!!'

Upon seeing her, the voices became louder and louder. Even the much darker voices appeared.

" Who else Honey~?" My new Mother giggled, as she picked me up. Her rather busty chest acting as a pillow for my side.

" Where are we going?" Again, I was programmed to say this - I asked.

" Your gonna play with the little Gremory of course, while we big a*dults drink some wine." She answered, kissing my cheek.

If I was still an a*dult I would have blushed. But alas, I didn't blush at all in this child's body. On the contrary, her kiss made me feel rather happy and warm inside... Like a Mother's kiss.

' Oh fuck! I'm In DXD!' Another part of my life thought in shock. I'm in some Low budget Hentai world with big flying lizards that can blow up Japan if they wanted to!

'... Where has my good karma gone?!' I asked myself, truly hating this world. I only read past the Riser arc, so I have no idea what's happening after!

" Have fun, my little Magus, ~"

Without knowing it, I was put down in front of a two-year-old Rias Gremory, as my Mom left the room.

' You traitor!' I yelled at her as she smiled at me.

I[W̸̤̆ȅ̷̫̀] have been betrayed at the highest order!

" Cookie?" Two-year-old Rias Gremory asked me, taking me out of my thoughts. Her face in a big happy smile.

" ...Sure."

Sighing, I accepted the cookie and hummed as I bit into it - in surprise," Umu! These are good. Who made these?"

" Some old man with really shiny red eyes gave them to Onii-chan." Two-year-old Rias Gremory told me, eating a cookie herself.

*Drop...*

' Oh boy... I really-really hope that It's not who I think it is.' I gulped to myself.

I read enough fanfics to know where this is going!

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