Druidic Reincarnation

It's one thing to get into an argument with your bestie. It's a whole other thing to be reincarnated into another world because of a boob punch powered by the interdimensional rage that all short people seem to contain. Ridiculous, right? On the bright side, at least she woke up as a blob... Huh. Maybe not so bright. Ok, just keep moving forward, right? Cuddles with a deity were nice, but why was she reborn as a ( ͡° ‿‿ ͡°)?!