15 Chapter 15: Splat!!! A Juicy Finish
"So what is this Juicy combination attack exactly??" Maya asked.
"Heh you two ever play baseball before?" Ken asked
"GRAAAAHHHH!" The Monster screamed
"Ken, what are we doing!" Jane yelled
"OK you two! In Baseball it really comes down to one thing! The battle between the Pitcher and the batter!" Ken yelled
"What is he talking about Maya!" Jane said
"I've got it! Follow me Jane!" Maya said
Maya and Jane maneuvered through a slew of slime attacks. Dodging swiftly under the huge globs of purple slime, it was like someone had turned on a giant blender and forgot to put on the lid. After a few minutes,they were on the opposite side of the monster.
"Maya on my signal hit that monster with your strongest ability!" Ken yelled
"What? We tried that!" Jane yelled
" Just c'mon!" Maya yelled, grabbing her hand.
"Reeeewww!"
The slime monster sputtered out hundreds of tiny blobs blocking their path.
"There's so many! And we don't have enough damage to kill them!"
" Batter up!" Ken screamed from across the dungeon.
" Ok! You got it!" Maya yelled "Atlas! Knock on of those blobs to Ken!"
"Roger" Atlas answered
"Smack!"
Atlas whacked a tiny blob monster sending it flying across the dungeon.
As it flew it cried out a tiny baby shriek, shedding tears.
"Awe… their actually kinda cute…" Jane said.
The tiny blob drifted towards the ground nearing Kens position.
Winding up his sword like a bat, ken smashed the tiny blob sending it flying into the air.
SPLAT!
The tiny blob smashed into the ceiling, splattering all over the dungeon. A tiny purple drop landed on Jane's shoulder.
"Juuiiiccyyy!" Ken yelled
"Eewwwww!"
"Atlas my man! Keep em coming!" Ken yelled.
One by one, Atlas sent the little blobs over to Ken who splattered them all over the ceiling. Within moments the ceiling was leaking heaps of purple guck.
"Eeww!" Jane shrieked. " How are you ok with this!" She said to Maya.
"Better than being eaten by that thing!" Maya cried.
Jane looked back at the ugly creature as it dripped with purple goo.
"Good point."
" Alright guys! Now it's time for the grand slam!" Ken said winding up his sword
"Ok, I get the plan, serve up the little blobs to Ken, then using his sword he knocks them to the ceiling and they die from collision damage, but how the hell is he going to hit this huge thing? His omega blade is still on cooldown!"
" I don't know!" Maya said " but in this situation what choice do we have but trust him!" Maya yelled
"Trust him?" Jane said, confused by Maya's words. She of all people knew Kens chaotic nature, how as he supposed to trusted in situations like these?
" You may act all cold and make fun of Ken, but it's clear your the one who understands him the most! Deep down you really like him don't you!" Jane jived.
"No I don't!" Maya said fighting back. " I just know how his mind works, regardless of how twisted it is!"
"Hey you too we don't have all day!" Ken yelled.
"Ok on three we use our ultimates ok!" Maya said
"Ok!" Jane answered
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" Cyber Blast"
"Wolrd Breaker! "
The two attacks collided sending the huge slime monster flying
"Ok Sexy Babe, according to my experience if I hit a giant slime like that with a normal attack, his momentum will go through it correct?"
"Correct"
"And of I mistime for my special move, he'll just squash me to death… is that also right?"
"Correct!"
" So what is the best move to use to smack him onto that ceiling!!"
"None!"
"Whhhhattttttt" Ken yelled.
"None of your current moves will succeed in doing that master, Omega cyber
Slicer is the only attack that can carry the monster that far"
Ken readied his sword as the huge monster drifted over his head.
"Well, judging by how far I need to hit it, let me atleast pick an attack that will knock it upward!"
"Cyber Slicer!" Ken yelled
Using all the strength he possessed, Ken's Cyber attack dented into the giant blob, forcing it up into the air.
"Hahah! Alright!" Ken gloated "See Sexy babe what did I-"
"KEEENNNNNN!" Maya screamed "It's coming back down!!!"
"WAHTTTTTTT!" Ken screamed
"If you don't do something soon it's going to squish you to death!"
Thinking fast Ken ran over to Jane.
"What are you doing standing next to me!"
Ken look at Jane, grinning like he was up to no good.
"Don't even think abou-"
"Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay!" Ken yelled jumping onto Janes back
"What the hell are you doing!"
"Fly me upt to the blob!" Ken ordered pulling on the back of Janes Pig tails.
"I;m gonna kill you!" Jane said
"WWOOOOSSHH!!"
Turning on her rocket powered suit Jane blasted off, closing in on the blob
"RAHHHH!" Ken yelled, slashing the giant blob.
From the momentum of the hit the giant monster moved a foot in the air.
"How about this!"
Ken struck the monster again barely moving it further then he had hit it previously. He repeatedly slashed the monster slowly working his way towards the ceiling.
"Ken!" Maya yelled "At the rate you're going your plan isn't going to work! By the time you reach the ceiling the momentum won't be fast enough to do damage!"
"I'm not giving up!" Ken yelled hacking away. "That's just not how I do things!"
As Ken fought the monster his sword began to glow with a blue cyan light.
"Omega cyber blade is off cooldown" Sexy babe said
"How? It hasn't been two hours?" Ken yelled
"Every successful cyber attack lowers the cooldown by 60 seconds." Sexy Babe said "And since you just landed 120 attacks, the cooldown is refreshed.
"Alright!" Ken yelled "Jane put me back on the ground!"
Jane skydived, taking Ken to the ground. Ken slid across the floor, gaining his traction as the huge monster fell from the sky covering him with its shadow.
"Raaaaarrrrr!" The Monster yelled
"Omega blade Mode" Ken yelled. His sword grew into it's giant size, nearly matching the size of the monsters.
"Alright you oversized jelly bean! I hope you like sandwiches because I'm about to turn you into Jam!!"
Maya and Jane covered their heads, waiting in anticipation.
The monster fell, landing directly into Kens range.
"OMEGA CYBER SLICER!" Ken yelled.
Ken smacked the giant monster with the tip of his sword, sending it flying. As it flew through the air hundreds of tiny pint size blobs flew off it, leaving a trail behind it.
Boooom!
The monster crashed into the ceiling literally turning into a paste. As the thick jam liquid fell from the ceiling one last human size glob landed in the center.
"What in the hell!" Ken yelled
Sitting in the sludge ball was a man. He scratched his head nervously as the girls approached him.
"Wait there was some creep inside of the monster the whole time! What the hell! You were trying to grab our asses!" Maya yelled.
"Ladies…. " The man said nervously " I was just doing my job, I was only pretending to be a monster"
"You really think you can fool me with that shit! When I have him as a best friend!" Maya said pointing at Ken.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Ken aid.
"Ladies… listen I'm a developer for this game there's no need for violence if you want I could-
" Develop this!" Maya screamed kicking him the balls.
"And this!" Jane said punching him the stomach.
"Hehe" Ken laughed "I told you a pirate never shared his booty!" Ken yelled.
Maya and Jane, spun around vexed with Kens statement.
" So just where do you get the idea that we're your booties!"
" Relax…. Hehe it was just a joke!"
"Atlas!"
"Desmond!"
"Yes Masters!"
"Help Ken find his so called booty! Authorization of all weapons are permitted
"WAIIITTT! WHY DO I BEAT THE BAD GUYS JUST TO GET MY ASS BEAT EVERY TIME! IM BETTER OFF LETTING THE BAD GUYS WIN! JUST ONE TIME CAN I GET SOME LOVE! SEXY BABE HELP!"
"Sorry master" Sexy babe said chewing on some popcorn. "You haven't unlocked my combat form yet, Besides I find this event to be rather…. juicy you say?"
"Even you Sexy Babe!" Ken screamed as Atlus and Desmond pummeled him. "Where the hell did you even get popcorn!"
(back in Nautica city Jin and ASAP were still deadlocked.
"So, do we have a deal? One billion cyber dollars in full all delivered immediately to your account."
Asap smirked, and then shook his head.
"Sorry Jin, but thats not enough."
"You've got to be kidding me, thats the biggest payout Cyber force has done Byfar, with a billion cyber dollard you could own your own planet. Or in your case, buy another one."
"Sorry, but for this Job, I was offerec nearly 50."
"50 billion cyber dollars?"
"THats right"
"Cyber Force one, the biggest guild in the world with colonies on over 20 planets is worth around 100 billion. Your telling me someone offered you half of that? It couldn't have been a guild then, it must have been a national."
"Sorry, but I can't disclose information about my client, they are very how would you say, developing a great interest in Ken.
"THe Developers of the game?" Jin said. "Thats who's after Ken?"
"Thats right, this situation is way more engaged than you could ever believe."
"Ken" Jin thought. "You've really gotten into some shit!"
"Ladiesssss" The creepy man inside of the sludge said with his eyes rolling around. "How could you do this to a developer?"
"What in the hell? Did you just say Developer?" Jane asked. "What the hell are you doing here!"
"This is a special event dungeon, and as such all of the Bosses here are Developers! It's a celebration of th 10,000 players, gathered here in Nautica City."
"Man, things just get Juicier and Juicier." Ken said whirling his sword. "I'm so glad I got out of the boring real world and came to this Cyber one! Things are so much more interesting!"
