12 Chapter 12: Juicy Booty
Ken looked up at the giant snake shaking in his boots.
"So I got swallowed by a snake... and now I'm in a dungeon inside of that snake's stomach that happens to be full of snakes," Ken said shaking his head "I wonder what would happen if one of these snakes swallowed me? Is there a dungeon inside of them as well? Wait… What if there an endless cycle of dungeons and sna-
GYYAAA!
The snake threw a bite at him. He swiftly dodged away just in the nick of time.
"YOU IDIOT!" Maya yelled "You never stop and think! I know whatever you were thinking about couldn't have been intelligent! Stop screwing around!"
"Hehe My bad" Ken said scratching his head
"Somehow, I've gotta kill this thing without getting hit a single time! Or, I lose my billion dollar sword!" He said, shaking his head. "How do I get myself into these situations?"
The snakes head flashed red as it began to attack again
"So If I weapon guard here" Ken said blocking the snakes attack "You should be open!"
[Ken HP: 45/1890]
"Cyber slash! Cyber Slicer!" Ken yelled hitting the snake with the combo attack again..
"Ken! Fall back! Its going to attack again!"
"No way!" Ken said smiling "I've got a better Idea!"
As the snake shot its venom, Ken sliced through it and began his next attack.
"You probably weren't designed for players to counter your attacks at close range were you?" Ken said. "Which gives me plenty of time!"
"Omega Cyber Blade!" Ken drew out the huge blade of energy pulsing out of his hands. The creature, still stuck in its attack animation, was defenseless.
"Omega Cyber Slash!" Ken sliced the creature pinning it against the wall"
[LVL 45 Crystals Serpent]
[Health: 2450/10,000]
"And Now!" Ken said, drawing out his dual blade form. "Eraser!"
Ken's two swords ejected from his hands and connected together forming a double edged sword. The blades spun in vortex, creating a channel of air that sucked the creature into them.
"GYAAAA!"
The creature was sucked into the twirling blades, disintegrating into them like a blender. In just a few moments there was no trace of the creature ever existing.
"Juicy" Ken said
[Ken HP: 1890/1890]
"OOWWW!!!!" Ken said
"Stop day dreaming about that chicks boobs!" Maya said smacking his head
"Whaatt! I wasn't… Well now that you mention it they were pretty hugeeeee"
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
"Hrey, whrere trhe hrell is the xp?" Ken mumbled, his face bruised and blistered from Maya's attack "I should have leveled up like 30 times from that."
"Hmm that's a good point! Actually I have no idea" Maya said
"Hey Sexy Babe, what's going on here?" Ken asked
"Special dungeons have mobs exceeding the lvl 30 level cap, since they are designed for level 30 players the mobs grant no exp!"
"WHattttt!" Ken exclaimed "You've got to be kidding me!"
"However, in exchange, very rare items are dropped, and if you are lucky enough a level 30 EXP stone could be dropped."
"Heh, well Lucky is my middle name!" Ken exclaimed "Well my second middle name, Juicy is the first."
"Ken Orobouros" A voice boomed from behind them. "Your luck is about to take a turn for the worst kid"
[Name: Bison]
[Rank: Daimond]
[Class: Lvl 30 Tanker, Level 30 Mechalancer]
[Main hand: Judgement Gavel(Lvl 30)]
[Off hand: Plasmoid pistol (X)(Lvl 30)]
[Health: 26,850]
[Guild: 1999 [Prestiged Member]]
[Spheres :Megashield]
A huge 8 ft tall man with a giant white Hammer resting on his back was walking towards them. His huge boots dented into the snake's stomach that made up the ground of the dungeon, leaving a trail of organics dangling from his shoes. He wore giant white armor, a white cape and a giant white helmet that covered his face. His armor seemed to be futuristic, armed with rocket thrusters on his back and legs. In the helmet was a translucent visor, that from the veal that showed just his eyes, showed that he was African American.
"Who the hell are you!" Ken yelled
"Who am I?" He said, spinning his hammer on his wrist. "I'm yo daddy! And Your middle name is gonna be toast when I'm through with ya" He sand slamming his hammer on the ground
"Oh Yeh? Well if your my dad you're in for a serious ass whooping!" Ken yelled "Time to get you back for abandoning me during childhood!"
Ken leapt into the air drawing out his two swords.
"Cyber Slash!" He yelled colliding with Bison's huge Hammer.
"Ahh so that's it." Bison said admiring his sword "The best damn sword in the universe, but in your hands it's nothing more than a toy!""
Bison headbutted Ken, sending him staggering backwards.
"UOOOOO!" Bison grumbled.
Bison began spinning his hammer around his wrist faster and faster, creating a whirlwind behind him as he swung. As the hammer rotated giant bolts of lightning jetted out from it.
"THUNNNDEEERRR!" Bison yelled jumping into the air "HAMMMMMERRR!!!!"
"Heh" Ken said Bison came down onto him "He looks big and powerful, but he's way to slow, an attack like that could never-"
"KEN! Dont try to dodge!" Maya yelled
Ken dashed under the attack, just missing the side of Bison's swing.
WHAM!
"Hehe Ju u u u u u u u u u u u iiiicccyyy"
He was instantly zapped by an electric shockwave.
"SH I I I I T T T I C C C ANNTT MOVVEEEE"
"Get your ass outta here!" Bison yelled, smacking him with the edge of his hammer.
Ken tumbled across the dungeon crashing into a wall
"Damn it!" Ken yelled "Why the hell can't I dodge his attacks!"
"Ken!" Maya yelled "Bison's class is a Mechaancer! He has AOE Crowd control abilities that stun you! YOu have to block them!"
"OK, So as long as I block I should be OK" Ken said
Bison's Body began to pulse with lightning as he channeled electricity through his body. The pulse ran through to the end of his Hammer, and activating his thrusters, he dashed towards Ken with amazing speed.
Ken raised his guard bracing himself
"THunder!!!!" Bison said. "His health bar began to flash yellow!"
"Ken, that attack is!"
"LARIAT!"
Bison Broke right past Ken's guard, smashing him into the ground.
Ken Let out a loud groan as the Massive man buried him beneath his hammer.
"Ken!" Maya yelled
"Your dead meat kid!" Bison roared Pickin gKen off the ground
Pow!
He delivered a smash to Kens stomach causing him to lurch forward, grabbing his stomach in pain.Bison wedged Kens head between his legs, and flipped Ken upward, pplacing Kens legs on his shoulders.
"Thundeeerrrr!" Bison roared
Ken became electrified, stunned in place as Bison gripped him tight.
Bison jumped into the air, soaring to the top of the dungeons ceiling
"BOMBER!"
BOOOOOM!!!!!
Bison slammed Ken down in a powerbomb filling the entire dungeon with sparks of electricity.
"Juiiiccyyy" Ken said dazed on the floor
"HEHE No one can survive that combo!" Bison roared. "That blade is as good as….."
[Ken HP: 1890/1890]
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! HOW THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TAKE ANY DAMAGE FROM THAT!"
"WHAAAATTT!!!" Maya yelled
"Sexy Babe?" Ken asked
"Master, In a special dungeon such as this, there is no friendly fire" Sexy Babe said.
"What!" Bison roared "The inside of this snake is considered an instanced Dungeon? What the hell is going on!" He roared
"Hehehe" Ken laughed "Told you Lucky was my middle name!"
"You lucky little shit!" Bison Roared "Challenge me to a duel then!" He roared.
"Dueling is also prohibited here," Sexy Babe said. "These precautions were put in the Dungeon to prevent Higher level players from camping the dungeon and forcing lower players into duels."
"WHHHAATTTTT!!!" Bison groaned.
"Hehe juicy baby!" Ken said running off.
"LLLLL!" Maya said sticking her tounge out at Bison. She ran off with Ken into the depths of the Dungeon.
"Shit!" Bison groaned "Now I'm stuck in this Snake's gut, and I've got no way of securing the sword! Asap's gonna beat my ass for this!" He groaned
(Back in Nautica city)
"He, no way that kid is beating Bison," Asap said laughing to himself. "I'm gonna be rich as hell!"
"So that's what this is all about?" A voice said from behind Asap "Is it money you're after?"
"Well shit, what in the hell is the best duelist doing here?" Asap said. "I hope your not here for a fight, I don't fight fair like you duelists do, I'm an assassin after all."
With a snap of his fingers, 5 of his henchmen appeared out of thin air. Armed with cyber pistols and swords, they all aimed their weapons at Jin.
"I'm here for a proposal" Jin said
"And what would that be?" Asap said
"Leave this place, and leave Ken Oroborous" Jin said
"Are you crazy?" Asap laughed. "Why in the hell would I do that?"
"On behalf of Cyber Force One, If you promise to leave at once, I'm prepared to offer you 1 billion cyber dollars"
(Back in the Cave)
Ken and Maya came to a Strange looking Maze. It was a path of organic snake arranged in tall walls that split in multiple directions. However, what was weird about the Maze were the strange openings in the wall that one could walk right through.
"Huh?" Ken said. "Why would anyone go through the maze when you can walk right through it?"
"DOn't walk there you idiot!" Maya said pulling him back. "Its probably a trap!"
"Hmmmm?" Ken said. "Then why is your ass poking out of one" Ken asked focus his eyes on Maya's behind
"What?" Maya shrieked
She turned around and found her butt barely drifting over the open space
"Oh yeh! Now that's what I call a Juicy Booty!" Ken roared
"Shut up you perv!" Maya said, hitting him.
Ken fell to the floor laughing
"You're pathetic!" She said blushing.
"Maya…" Ken said "Tu… turn around!" Ken said
"What so you can check me out again PERV!" She yelled
"Nooo I swear Theres something behind!"
"Can it!" She said, smacking Ken. "No matter what situation we are in, it's all about women's body parts! You never care about anything else! It's because we were in this mess in the first place! What the hell is wrong with-"
Drip!
A huge wad of drool landed on Maya's head.
Shaking with fear, she slowly turned around to find a huge creature hunched over her.
"Juuuiiiiicccyyyy Booootyyy!!" The creature roared
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Maya screamed running away
"Hahah I tried to tell you!" Ken laughed
"Ken Oroborous!" Maya yelled "How the hell do you get me into these situations!"
