30 Queen of Ostriches
Lucifer looked at the direction here the boom sounded and wanted nothing to do with it and continued onwards to his beloved piano. When he finally sat down, he caressed the keys in delight and started to press one of the keys but another explosion interrupted him.
He then looked at the direction of the explosion in irritation but still ignored it as he turned towards the piano again. He started to play the piano beautifully as he listened to the song 'I Don't Like Mondays'.
But whilst he was in the middle of the song, another explosion sounded off. Lucifer looked at the direction of the boom with clear annoyance and said, "If you fuckers create another explosion again then don't expect me to create any sort of trouble with you guys!"
Lucifer then started to ease his mind and clear away all those thoughts about killing whoever was interrupting his piano time. He then slowly moved his hands towards the keys but immediately stopped as another explosion sounded off.
His hands then started to tremble as his facial expression turned ugly as he turned towards the direction where the boom was created and said, "Alright! That's it!"
He then swiftly went towards the front door and unfurled his wings and started to fly towards the direction of the explosions. Lucifer then flew leisurely as he wasn't in any kind of hurry and arrived in front of the cause of the explosions in a few minutes.
He looked at the cause of said explosions in surprise and irritation and said, "What do you idiots think you're doing? Causing explosions that could be heard from miles away is very irritation when one wants peace and quiet."
Lucifer looked at Artemis, Zoe, and Fitoria in anger and said, "I was in the middle of playing 'I Don't Like Mondays and you idiots interrupted me! What in the world is so important that you two idiots are fighting, huh!?"
Artemis looks angered at Lucifer's words but Zoe quickly restrained her. Fitoria just looked at Lucifer in indifference but one could see the surprise in her eyes as she looked at Lucifer's Angle wings.
Fitoria looked at Lucifer more intently and thought, 'Is he a Filolial too? But a King? Where was he all this time if he has already accumulated this much strength?'
Lucifer looked at Fitoria intently as he noticed the angel wings on Fitoria's back and deduced that she was the Queen of Filolials as he knew that there weren't supposed to be angels in this world, aside from him of course.
He then ignored the angry goddess and the kuudere and turned towards his daughter who was restraining said angry goddess, "Zoe, would you be a dear and tell me what the fuck is going on here?"
Zoe stopped holding Artemis once she finally calmed down and turned towards her father and said, "Lady Ar-, I mean Artemis here angry at the little girl over there when said little girl called Artemis a liar when she was told that Artemis was a goddess. This, in turn, caused an argument between the two and they proceeded to have a one-sided fight."
Lucifer looked at Fitoria's crumpled and dirtied dress and frowned as he turned towards Artemis who was frowning at him, "Oi! Are you a child? How in the world can you beat up a little girl just because you were called a liar?"
As soon as he finished his words, sweatdrops appeared on Lucifer's face as he thought, 'That was kind of hypocritical of me... I would have done exactly that if I were ever called a liar to my face.'
Artemis scoffed at Lucifer's frowning face and said, "Shut up you damn pig! I don't care if she is a maiden, no one tells me that I am not supposed to exist!"
Lucifer looked at Zoe questioningly and said, "What happened exactly?"
Zoe looked at the expressionless little girl and said to her father, "She said to Artemis that she shouldn't have existed as there is only one god and that she was too weak to be a goddess. She was also questioning Artemis on her identity as a Virgin Goddess with how skimpily clad she was."
Lucifer turned towards Artemis' tank top and short skirt and thought, 'I actually agree with Fitoria on this one Arty... how in the world did you even get those clothes?'
Seeing Lucifer look at her clothes, Artemis quickly said, "This was a gift from one of my hunters, okay?!"
Lucifer shook his head in disappointment at her and said, "You shouldn't beat up a child just because her deductions looked like the truth to her. With how little clothes you are wearing, I am actually not sure if you're not looking for a man's attention just to beat him up because he was ogling at you."
Seeing Artemis look away, Lucifer looked at her in shock while Zoe sighed in exasperation and said, "Unfortunately, that is what Artemis was planning to do."
Lucifer sighed in frustration and turned towards Fitoria who was silently listening to the conversation and cleaned her. As soon as she was cleaned, Fitoria gave a small hint of surprise on her face as she inspected herself.
Lucifer turned around and said to the group, "If you three troublemakers want to follow me then do so as I'm not opposed to having more residents in my mansion. And yes, you are free to come with us, Fitoria."
Fitoria looked at Lucifer in shock as she has never introduced herself and followed the three due to her curiosity.
Sensing Fitoria follow them, the group silently flew towards the Morningstar's new mansion in silence as Lucifer was still infuriated with Artemis, Artemis was still mad at Fitoria, Zoe was trying to hide Fitoria from Artemis' gaze, and Fitoria looking at them emotionlessly whilst running.
After a few minutes of flying and running, the group of four finally arrived at the newly rebuilt town. Lucifer then walked towards the only mansion in the town and motioned the others to follow him.
Artemis, Zoe, and Fitoria silently followed him as an awkward silence befell on them. Lucifer noticed the awkwardness between the three and couldn't help but chuckle in amusement.
He then opened the door and was surprised to see Death and Ayane already there waiting for them. Lucifer then walked towards Death and said, "Death, honey, what are you doing here so early? I thought that you arrive a little later with how you took Ayane over there to shopping."
Death gave Lucifer an unamused look and said, "You do know that I hate shopping as much as you do Luci. I just picked clothes that fitted and looked good on Ayane and left after buying it."
Lucifer then thought back to all the times that they did go shopping and noticed that they did so for a short amount of time. 'Huh, who would've known.'
Death then ignored the surprised look on Lucifer's face and looked at Artemis, Zoe, and a little girl in surprise. She then walked over to them and started inspecting the little girl and looked back at Zoe and Artemis, "How come you two already have a child this big after leaving you two only for a week? And Zoe doesn't have any Angelic physique to give the child."
Lucifer looked at her in annoyance and said, "You do know that Zoe is my child, right? You know, fallen ANGEL Lucifer?"
Death glared at him and said, "Need I remind you that Zoe is only your daughter in a spiritual sense? Her body is the literal daughter of Atlas and that nymph but your daughter in soul."
Lucifer thought about it and nodded and then kept quiet as he looked at Death start to interrogate his daughter. He then watched in amusement as Artemis paled when Death glared at her when she knew that Artemis attacked Fitoria when Fitoria said something that she believed.
Well, Lucifer couldn't blame the goddess. Just because you believed something isn't supposed to exist doesn't mean that you have to call them out. Imagine saying that to a child that was made just because the condom had a small hole in it.
He then walked over to Fitoria and said, "So, Queen of Ostriches... where are your people?"
Fitoria gave him an annoyed look and said, "I am not the Queen of Ostriches but of the Filolials. And they are back in my home."
Lucifer shrugged his shoulders and said, "So you left them?"
Fitoria shook her head in denial.
Lucifer then gave her an unamused look and said, "You're not really much of a talker, are you?"
Fitoria then looked at him dead in the eyes and said, "I don't believe that I favor talking to the devil."
Lucifer raised an eyebrow at that and said, "Oh? How come you know of such knowledge?"
Fitoria turned towards Zoe and said, "She told me when you were talking to the woman reeking of death..."
Lucifer gave her an amused look and said, "She IS Death."
Fitoria quickly turned towards him and gave him a shocked look and said, "You must be joking?"
Lucifer puffed his chest and said, "No I am not as I am proud to say that I married THE Death."
Fitoria looked at Death in surprise as Death, Artemis, Zoe, and Ayane looked at Lucifer weirdly. Lucifer ignored their looks and walked towards the kitchen who was followed by Ayane but laughed a little as he heard Fitoria ask Death, "Are you here to reap all the living beings in the world?"
Lucifer watched in amusement as Ayane looked at him intensely as he prepared their lunch or snacks. It was considered a snack to them as they woke up a little bit late but lunch for the three troublemakers.
He then ignored Ayane's gaze as he continued to make the food in silence. Lucifer then heard footsteps coming towards his direction and smiled when he sensed the girls fast walking towards him.
He turned his head towards their direction and saw Death, Zoe, Artemis, and Fitoria rushing towards him and was surprised to see Ayane swiftly grabbing them and placing them on the chairs.
Lucifer then ignored them and started to place the food in front of Death, Ayane, and Zoe once he was done with everything.
Artemis and Fitoria glared cutely at him at not receiving any and said, "Oh? Do you think you'll receive any sort of food after you guys caused trouble to me and the kingdom? I was actually having fun when I was playing my piano but you guys ruined it with your loud explosions."
Hearing his words, Artemis and Fitoria glared at the other as they thought, 'It was all your fault that I can't eat any of the magnificent food in front of me!'
Lucifer smiled evilly as he watched the two foodies squirm uncomfortably as he placed delicious food in front of them but bounded their hands so that they can't grab any of the food.
'This will teach these troublemakers a lesson...' He then looked amusedly at the squirming of Artemis and Fitoria and started to eat in front of them while moaning in delight.
Death, Zoe, and Ayane looked at Lucifer with sweatdrops on their faces but still ignored him and went to their 'heavenly' food. Once they started eating, all three of them started moaning in pleasure and started gobbling all the food down in front of the poor Queen and Goddess.
Seeing that Artemis was close to crying and Fitoria was already crying herself to tears, Lucifer looked at them in hesitation but steeled his will and ignored the cute but pitiable look on Fitoria's face.
He then turned around and left the two hungry foodies and went towards the kitchen with a happy Ayane who was holding the dirty dishes in her hands.
Death and Zoe then looked at Artemis and Fitoria who were breaking down in depression on the delicious food being eaten in front of them. They then shooked their heads and went towards one of the rooms while Death was leading Zoe.
Seeing their only hope of getting out of the chains walking away, Artemis and Fitoria started shouting out for help to them but were ignored. They then looked towards the other's crying face and turned away in anger at the one they thought who caused all of this to them.
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You people need to vote on My Life as Tadano ASAP! The author said he'd mass release 10 chaps on a single day if he got 5000 votes on that book.
But I don't think the rewrite is gonna happen, guys... I just can't seem to write anything about the intro and all that.
And to all those who said that 'Daemon' isn't the dominant soul in the fusion, I'll tell you this; dude has been fused with Lucifer for over millions of years, what do you expect from him?
