29 Moving in to a wrecked Town

"Who are you?"

"I'm the devil..."

"Really, who are you?"

"I've already told you, I'm the devil... Lucifer Morningstar? The King of Hell? Satan? Is that going over your head or something? Are humans here more stupid than the previous world?"

Death and Ayane facepalmed at the sight of Lucifer arguing with the shop owner. Well, they couldn't actually call it an argument as it was a one-sided one anyway but Lucifer made it look like it wasn't.

Lucifer looked at the confused face of the tall black guy and said, "Hey, where are the inns here?"

The owner then looked at him in confusion and said, "Huh!? Why are you asking me? You could've just asked a random person outside and they could've just told you!"

Lucifer uncaringly shrugs his shoulder and said, "My wife went inside this store so I followed her. And unfortunately for you, you're the owner of this fine establishment so I'm asking you. Where are the inns here?"

Before the owner could even respond, Ayane interjected, "Ummm, Lord Lucifer? I know where the inns are..."

Lucifer then looked back and forth between Ayane and the owner and said, "Oh... this is kind of awkward."

The owner then gave Lucifer an annoyed look and said, "Yes, yes it is. And it is also very annoying. So can you please get out if you don't want to buy any of my stuff."

Death then grabbed Lucifer's hand and smiled at the owner and said, "Thank you for understanding my idiot of a husband," and then tried to drag him towards the door.

Lucifer resisted Death's pulling and looked at the shop owner seriously and said, "Hey, can you show me what the currency here looks like? We actually don't have any money on us right now. Don't worry, I won't steal anything from you."

Lucifer quickly added the last part when he saw the shop owner look at him with suspicion. After contemplating Lucifer's words, the shop owner nodded his head and said, "Sure, and don't you dare call me with a hey. My name is Erhard! You better remember it."

After processing that someone said such words to him, Lucifer looked like he wanted to murder Erhard who was searching for some copper, silver, and gold while being restrained by Death.

A few seconds of trying, Lucifer finally stopped as he realized that if he did continue then it would not be good for the 'plot' and Erhard still had use for him.

When Erhard finally fished out the coins, Lucifer was looking at him calmly while Ayane was hiding behind Death who looked like she was contemplating life.

Lucifer quickly snatched the coins from Erhard's hands who immediately shouted in indignation and started to examine it. After examining it for a few more seconds, Lucifer finally gave it back to Erhard and created a pouch of gold coins that was the same as the one he was inspecting.

Erhard and Ayane looked at Lucifer in shock while Death looked at the pouch in dissatisfaction and said, "Make two more and we're set."

Erhard's and Ayane's jaw dropped at her words and it even dropped to the floor when Lucifer did exactly that. Erhard then said, "WHAT!?! You're gonna break the economy with that power!"

Lucifer looked at him lazily and said, "I don't care. And Ayane, please hold on to this," as he handed the three pouches of gold to the dumbfounded Ayane.

He then looked back at Erhard and snapped his fingers which in turn made a piece of paper appear in mid-air. Erhard then grabbed the piece of paper in front of him, as Lucifer clearly wasn't taking it, and noticed that it was a letter.

Erhard then gave Lucifer a questioning look and started to speak but was beaten to it, "Give that to a kid that's wearing a weird outfit. The outfit is green and he should have a companion with red hair."

Erhard wanted to ask a few questions but couldn't as Lucifer and his companions disappeared from his eyes. He then looked back at the paper and saw that all the words that he saw earlier disappeared and thought that it must be just for the kid with the weird outfit.

He then shrugged it off as it would be too troublesome to think about it more and decided to leave the paper on the counter and went towards the back.

As Lucifer, Death, and Ayane reappeared, Lucifer surveyed their surroundings and noticed that they were in some kind of ruins. But the ruins didn't look too old, maybe a few years or months old. He surmised that this was actually a town before it's destruction and could only think of the tanuki girl's town.

Seeing that Lucifer was absent-minded, Death just ignored him and started to walk around the wrecked town and tried to find the largest house around. Ayane quickly followed Death as she saw that her master was not really in the right state of mind as he kept daydreaming.

After a few minutes of thinking, Lucifer finally decided that he would make this town his base and went towards where he sensed Death and Ayane were. He then raised an eyebrow as he looked at the house Death picked when it was in his vision.

Wasn't that the same size as their home in the Marvel Universe? Well, not exactly size but the plot-size. He shook his head in amusement as he looked at Death who was waiting for him to fix the house, "Why couldn't you do it? Can't you alter reality too?"

Death gave him an annoyed look and said, "Just because I'm a very powerful being doesn't mean that I can alter reality to my whim."

Lucifer looked at her in surprise and said, "Huh, I thought that all beings who are omnipotent can alter reality."

Death raised an eyebrow at him and said, "Nigh-omnipotent Lucy. I still have the word 'nigh' beside my omnipotence. If I were truly omnipotent then I would have tried to understand how my sibling can create life."

Lucifer then tried to open his mouth to retort but was beaten to it, "Yes I can create life but it couldn't be created with my body. I could only create life with my powers. There is a clear difference. I always wanted to give birth and that's why I want to have children of my own."

Lucifer closed his mouth and turned towards Ayane and asked, "Ayane, I think I remembered reading something in a novel about giving your egg cell to a woman so that woman can have a child situation. Want to donate your egg to Death here so she can experience giving birth and all that shit? I can actually make that child ours if I make Death give a part of her soul and uhhh, blood? to the fetus so that the child can be the son/daughter to us three..."

He then looked at their reactions in amusement as he saw Ayane's face turn red while Death started to ponder his words. Lucifer then laughed at the thought when their child does find out about their lineage. It would be funny as hell!

Death then looked at Lucifer seriously and asked, "Would that be considered cheating?"

Lucifer considered her words and said, "Hmmmm, no I don't think so. As you're the one being fuck here not Ayane. And it would still be your child as we'll mix the child with your blood and all that shit. So the child would be 1/3 angel, 1/3 human, and 1/3 whatever you are..." He then finished his sentence with a smile.

Death then looked at the embarrassed Ayane and then towards Lucifer and said, "We'll see... I'll think about it. And if Ayane does accept then it would be better. But I think that we should let Ayane here be more comfortable with us as we basically kidnapped her from the castle."

Ayane widened her eyes at Death's words and quickly said, "Ummm, Mistress Death, I'm actually not bothered being here... but could I still think about the baby thing? I don't think I'm ready to be a mother as I'm still 17 years old..."

Death immediately turned towards the shocked Lucifer and said, "Lolicon..."

Lucifer looked at Death with clear annoyance in his eyes as he said, "I am not a lolicon! And she does not look like a loli!"

Death then looked at the embarrassed Ayane carefully and then turned towards Lucifer and said, "Oppai Lolicon..."

Lucifer looked ready to blow up at her words but contained himself and just ignored her and started to fix the town to relieve some stress.

Whilst fixing the broken town, Lucifer stopped what he was doing and said, "The Devil fixing a town as stress relief... what has the world come to?"

He then shrugged his shoulders and continued levitating the materials that he just created to finish fixing the town. Lucifer then went back towards Death and Ayane who were relaxing and cleaning respectively.

Lucifer looked at Ayane weirdly as he didn't know where in the world she got the broom from. He shook his head and proceeded to make furniture that should belong to the modern era. He now doesn't care about doing any chaos than he did when he first arrived in the Marvel world as his actions were still made by a kid.

After making furniture that would make anyone in the world feel jealous, Lucifer went straight to bed, leaving two women that were conversing among themselves.

As Lucifer woke up, he was quite surprised that Ayane was sleeping on the bed he was sleeping on. But it wouldn't count as weird if Death was in the middle of them, right?

He quietly got up and started to do his daily routine and started cooking breakfast when he was done with everything else. He decided to eat as he knew that there was a human living with them now and she needs food to live.

Lucifer quietly made the food while thinking, 'Wait, why is Ayane actually here? Wasn't she from a Hentai that I read when I summoned a phone from my previous world? Heh, that was some good shit...'

He then heard footsteps behind him but ignored it as he knew exactly who was running. He heard the chairs being moved and the table being set but still ignored it as he focused on cooking.

After he was finished cooking breakfast, Lucifer swiftly placed all the food on the table as he another pair of feet walking towards the table.

He then looked at Death walking towards him and Ayane and said, "Would you please hurry? I don't think I can take Ayane's drooling anymore... she looks very disgusting at the moment."

Ayane quickly 'drank' her dripping saliva and embarrassedly covered her face. Death only chuckled at her reactions but still quickened her walking as she was quite hungry too.

Lucifer looked at Ayane seriously and asked, "Ayane, how come you have a name that differs from all the people here in Melromarc and look exactly like someone I know from another world? Even your name is the same!"

Ayane looked at Lucifer sadly and said, "I am a descendant of the Shield Hero before the one that was summoned previously. That is why I have a Japanese name and must look like someone from the different world you spoke of."

Lucifer and Death looked at Ayane in surprise and talked mentally to each other as Lucifer said, 'Hey Honey, you don't think that Ayane is actually the granddaughter of the MC of Overflow, is she? But that wouldn't make sense!'

Death gave Lucifer an equally confused face and replied, 'I don't know... maybe the Ayane from Overflow came here with her brother? But that makes equally no sense.'

They then turned to a happily eating Ayane and back to each other as Lucifer asked, 'How come you know the Hentai Overflow?'

Death widened her eyes at his words and stuttered a little, 'T-Th-That's none of your business Luci!'

Lucifer smirked at her and replied, 'Oh? So you like watching some Hentai too, huh? But how come you know my password?'

Death rolled her eyes and said, 'Ha, you actually thought that your password was that hard to figure out? It was "SexyDevil", how do you think I didn't know that with how narcissistic you are?'

Lucifer widened his eyes in protest but was beaten to it by a really small voice, "Ummm, Lord Lucifer? Mistress Death? I don't think you two will have something to eat anymore... I kind of ate everything..."

Death and Lucifer turned to Ayane and noticed that the plates were cleaned off of any kind of food and were left barren and Ayane's face had what looked like ketchup to them. Lucifer was shocked by how much Ayane could eat as he made breakfast that could feed 3 fully grown men.

Death ignored Lucifer's shocked look and said to Ayane, "Don't worry too much Ayane, we don't really need to eat to live. Lucifer only made that much because he thought that it would be quite rude for you to eat alone."

Lucifer opened his mouth to protest but was beaten by Ayane who said, "Thank you so much, Lord Lucifer!"

Lucifer could only smile wryly at how cute Ayane looked and decided to let it slide. He then looked at Death who looked very triumphant and said, "Why don't both of you go back to the capital and go shopping? I'll just stay here and play the piano."

Ayane looked very confused at the moment as she didn't see any piano or whatever that is yesterday and said, "Ummm, Lord Lucifer? What's the piano? And how come I didn't hear you mention anything like that yesterday?"

Lucifer looked at her horrified and said, "What!? You don't know what a piano is?! I'll have to-"

When Lucifer started to walk towards Ayane, Death quickly grabbed Ayane's hands and said, "I really appreciate it honey. Thank you! See you later, byeeee!" before teleporting away.

Lucifer looked at their previous places and chuckled in amusement, "She really doesn't like it when I ramble about my beloved piano, huh? Whelp, I'll just have to ease my mind from any of those thoughts and-"

A loud boom could be heard a few miles away from him but it still interrupted him. He then looked at the direction with irritation and said, "What is it now?"