1 Waking up Crazy

Michael was walking down the street, leaning on his 64-year-old cane. Seeing a little girl, he played with her. His pedophile's heart jumped for joy. He planned how to capture the girl and decided on using a black van.

"What a shit game, I don't want to be a pedophile! I even named the MC after myself..."

Mark and Kyle looked at Michael and slowly distanced themselves from him.

"Fuck you guys, I am not a pedophile."

"But you named him after yourself."

After Michael made his avatar run into a few cars and off a building, killing it a few times. He stole a black van, embracing evil. After all, if he brought the van, they could trace it back to him.

He found his target, a van belonging to a little old granny. He walked into a store and got a mask, he did not want the world to see him while saying "fucking bounty system."

The granny left her van and entered the store. Michael used a hammer to break open the van and entered. He felt stupid because he never put on the mask...

[Dumb player, suffer a loss of 10 points for being recorded breaking and entering.]

"Shit."

Michael restarted the mission and wore the mask this time. He waited for a moment and saw the cute little granny walk back with a gallon of milk. Thinking to himself, "this is just a game thank god I did not have to wait too long."

The granny entered the van and placed the Jug on the seat next to her. She looked back, and saw the broken glass, and said, "Dam kids."

The guys were watching Mike play and commented: "This your first time doing this?"

"Nope, I'm your father. Ever hear of time travel?"

Kyle said: "Fuck you."

"I'd kick your ass, but I have to focus."

Mike waited for the granny, and when she arrived home, he attacked her.

"You're a big bad man."

"Don't you have a grandma?"

"Yea, so what?"

"I'd recommend you shut up. I might have a thing for it. Sense, I have had a taste for killing them."

Now he had the van he drove. He saw the 'cute' little girl and said: "I'm Alex, pleased to meet you miss Richardson. The company had issues allowed me the honor of escorting you home. The little girl called her mother and asked her to confirm.

After her mom to confirmed, she entered the van.

Michael asked the little girl if she wanted to do anything today, or if they should drop her off directly. The little girl smiled and said: "I want Mcdonalds!"

"Well, it is out of the way. Is that ok mistress?"

"Yes, just go."

Michael took her near a Mcdonalds near his employers' warehouse.

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"This game is creepy, let's go to the bar."

"Ok."

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Mike and the guys talked about the game, and a man with a pink shirt saying gay pride walked up to them.

"Little boy kidnapping little girls is not nice."

"Fuck off, you fag."

Everyone looked at Mike and his friends and cracked their hands.

"Looks like you went too far, little boy."

The gay man and his friends attacked Mike, while he attempted to run away, they hit him on the back of his head.

He later woke up in a hospital and heard a voice in his head. Michael woke up and gazed at his surroundings. He was stunned because of the needle in his arm, but after noticing the rest of the environment he relaxed. He looked outside the window, and deduced he was in the hospital.

"A few people have level signs above their heads, what's going on?"

After moving his sheets, he heard.

A system call out to him and say.

{You dumb ass you haven't kept fit in years. Dealing with a level issue sucks, but it shows up if you or someone else gets injured. Just gain a level and you will be fine. It should not be a big deal unless you go to a negative level.

My cultivation is stage 1 part one huh, sounds kinds simple. And, it seems someone poisoned me when I was younger.

Cultivators are weak. There's too many names and stuff like that and different cultivators address it differently I can't keep everyone happy so let's keep it simple.

It's not like this is a novel and I need filler content...

Yea, I hate that shit why go so in depth? With fake shit, like it adds meaning to your work, but I have a feeling you do that, anyway.

{Ehh to an extent later in cultivation you will have a few choices to make, such as a light or dark path. but dark and light are not good and evil. If a devil fights an evil God is the devil terrible? Can't the devil just be like human fighting the world and doing what is just?}

That's deep man, I thought you're just meant to tell me all the cool shit I get from you at this point.

{Yea, I can do that if you what but your memory is only 5 so you would forget half the stuff I tell you..}

"Screw you, shitty system."

{Just because you are my "master" does not mean I will kiss your ass. You are my bitch!}

"Whatever nothing is free in life I am sure you have your own aim. If you do not bug me, I don't really care."

{Well to be honest there is likely a quest you have to do for me, but do not worry you will probably be rewarded for it, its not a big deal, I'm just like you in a way living life I guess sorta like an AI, to be honest, I'm not sure. Perhaps I will get more information if you level or unlock me. I do not know it's not like this is a novel and I have all the answers at the start.}

"I get what you mean so far I have a few stats like, wisdom, hit-points, and memory. Its cool how they work like any normal rpgs. Wisdom is how good I understand things, hit-points is how fit I am, and memory is how fast and how much information I can learn."

"Looks like I can unlock more stats. System what's that for?"

{Ehh I don't know, maybe it has something to do with the choices I spoke about earlier, or maybe this is a novel and we have a shit writer.}

"Hahaha hilarious partner."

{So, dickhead what are you going to do now?}

"Not sure it seems likely id have to take time to think about it. it's dark right now I guess it's nighttime?" {Yep master it is 4 am right now?}

"Oo cool theirs a clock too!"