14 Shit-Man
Well, hello there Mr, CEO, or should I say senior Shit.
What's going on!
Noting much we are having a party, and you just happen to be the entertainment. Today, we are going to show the world what happens to child abusers.
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Speechless, are you? That's ok we understand saving your voice for later is a good idea; after all we have such fun in store for you.
What do you want?
Well I need to feed my family, how about you tell me your banking information?
Of course! Just let me Go home, and I will wire you the money when I get there!
Is there something at your house? That you need to open your bank account?
Yes! My account information is there I do not know it by hand! Please just let me go!
O Mr, shit you been a bad boy; liars should meet their friends and talk about the truth. Do you see this bucket? What's it filled with?
Yes! The bucket is fill with shit! Get it away from me please I'm a germophobe!
You should not talk about your friend that way, I'll leave you with your friend for a little bit hopefully, they can tell you to be more truthful.
Please no! Wait! Comeback!
Don't worry I'll be back soon! Have a nice chat with your friend!
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Son, why not beat it out of him?
Simple it would leave marks all over his body, and besides he might like it.
Besides I'm going to post this, and show the world what happens when you cross the line.
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O my Mr. Shit you made a mess, you should of used a trash can or a bucket if you wanted to vomit, did your caretaker not teach you manners?
Don't worry I'm a forgiving person; I'll even poor this bucket of cold water over you.
Please let me go! I swear I'll wire you the money!
Sir? Do you smoke?
No! Just let me out, please, I want to go home!
Don't be in a rush sir here have a smoke, I had this cigar made just for you, it's a one of a kind!
Please no! It's filled with shit!
I told you, its not a good idea to insult your friend...
I'm sorry sir! I mean my friend is inside the cigar please let him out!
Don't you worry your friend is willing to sacrifice himself for you. I'll just light this up for you and let you enjoy the sent.
Please no! Your hurting my friend!
[As he speaks I shove the cigar in his mouth, and tape it so it can't be taken out]
Your right if you don't smoke it your friends sacrifice would be in vain. Do not worry; enjoy the cigar. I'll be back soon!
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Dad, mom do you im a good person, I gave him a present and everything!
Michael if you want, I can give you that for your birthday.
That's ok dad. I don't wana burden you with such a gift...
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Hey buddy, glad you enjoyed the cigar. Let me remove this tape for you, serving others is a blessing you know.
What do you want please let me go!
Sir, the truth will set you free.
Ok ok! You win the account information is My Full name and the password is childabuser666.
Sir you have 200 million in cash that's not very safe, and this account is in the Cayman's.
I have some work to do be back shorty, if everything works out you should be able to leave soon.
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Mom everything is set, have you shorted Coach?
Yes dear, me and your dad can quit working after this.
That's great mom!
I have some business to take care of got to decide how to spend this guy's money.
[calling Kyle]
Hey Kyle what you doing?
Just finishing studying about to stay playing league, why haven't you been on lately?
Ahh, I been studying.
I'm going to ace the exams.
You're that motivated huh?
Yep! Kyle you still into the hacking scene?
Yea, still got some contacts what you up to?
Contact me on a secure line and I'll explain.
(Explains situation to Kyle)
What the fuck Mike! Are you insane! Fuck you! Good job! Bastard! What in the hell! You dumb motherfucker! You BBC lover!
You done?
Not even close, you made him smoke a shit cigar!!! What the fuck!!!
Your done?
Fuck you, yea I'm done. Send me the account info ill spread the cash around donate to some good people blah blah. Moving this much cash cleanly is not easy, sense this money is insanely hot! This case is all over the media, and when this comes out no one will want this cash.
I'm going have to pay out 50m, I'm sure you do not care, and there is no way for you to keep this it's too risky you would just end up in bars.
Thanks pal.
Good luck Mike, you in the deep end; I hope you know that.
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Hey there buddy! Time to go! We do not need you anymore for the party, but say hi to your fans! Farewell shit boy!
Thank you! Thank you sir! (I'm going to kill that fucker)
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How the hell! He cleaned me out! The banks can't stop the transfers my money is gone! My company is ruined and the cops are looking for me! What the fuck! Everyone in the world knows me as the shit-man the friend of all the shit, people are even making video's saying goodbye to their poop just to troll me!
Great, now I'm about to be arrested too, and its for child abuse! I'm never getting out of jail! I'm going to be a bitch for life! No!!!
