16 Shameless System

"Well, that was intense, thanks for the help, Mom, dad."

No problem son, but this was quite a present for mom, what about mine?

"I have a cigar for you; don't worry dad."

"That's OK son, those are one of a kind you cannot afford to give them out too often."

"Dad, noting can replace the kindness you have given me throughout life."

"Son, do you want me to put you back where you came from?"

"No! I'll see you later!

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[Calling Mel]

Hey, how was the gig?

It went well mike, we got around 50k people at the height of it all.

How much do I owe you?

Around 40k, if you really intend to give out that extra payment per person, the average attendance was 35k, so the total would be 75k.

Ouch, I guess I don't get a dinner with that?

You can! But, I'd have to make it 85k.

It would be worth a million, if you were really interested in eating with me, such are the dreams of a simple man, it would also piss of your brother.

Hahah, you just gave me an idea, ill set the prize for a giveaway a date with me.

Mel, I'm going to win it now with all this insider information.

I have a feeling you could really win it if you wanted too.

That would be a dream come true, you know I was kinda scared to admit I'm secretly a fan of yours. In a way your my guilty pleasure.

Sure, thing, ill let you dream.

(Does he think I'm stupid? He just used me to do a kidnapping; that son of a bitch! He even has the balls to flirt with me afterwards!)

Ok, I'll send the money over, thanks for everything! It's been a dream working with you.

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Hehehe System it's time to pay up!

{Sure master, you did great super low-key. Not only did you involve a ton of hackers, you got Mel involved what if she dropped your name! She is one of the hottest celebrities do you think she is a moron?}

{Do, I even need to talk about how your "Golden Trio" suspects or knows you did this? Did you toss your brain out the fucking car window, and run it over with a road-roller, only to finish with lighting it on fire?}

{But, that's not all you even decided to make him the internet sensation Shit-Man! How fucking stupid are you!? I know your just 17, but god fucking dam you sure as hell broken in the head.}

{I wish I could penalize your dumb ass let alone give you a reward!}

Can you stop now system? I get it...

{Fine, I sorta feel bad, Mr, Shit for brains. You can have 5 points as a reward.}

Fucking system, how do I level up?

{You have to exchange points into experience, it works like this, sense you started at level 5 the next level will only cost 1 point, after that each level will cost twice as much as the next, so 1,2,4,8,16,32}

Yea, I get it that's such a fucking scam! I'd never make it past level 50!

{Well some quests would give you exp it's just that your so fucking bad at them there is really no point in telling you about that part.}

{Master sense I seen a few cultivators, I been able to make a decent guess at to level-stage levels. 1-10 is a first stage, and 11-21 is stage two while 22-32, and so on} {As, I said this is a guess and could change as I get more information, also your not really level linked sense you can buy spells and such, if you ever learn how to get system points.}

I see that you're an asshole, that's it from henceforth, I shall call you asshole!

{Sure, thing henceforth you shall be known as Shit-King!}

Ok, I take it back.