Cleaner ? Curse You! ------- Chapter 2
I woke Up To Hundreds of messages . In my eye sight . I thought i was being drugged ! What was all of this nonsense I swished my hands Infront of my face as to try to remove all of this nonsense from my eye sight .
When all of a sudden a sharp pain came from my stomach and then the sharp spin traveled all around my body through out my body .
It stung so badly . It hurt me so bad but it was not as excruciating as that headache I had a couple hours ago .
You might be thinking . How could You just be sleeping in the middle of the road ? Well let me tell you. I am living in the slums were it is usual for people to see crack heads and nit bags just sleeping In the middle of the road after taking heroin or meth or whatever that substance they just took was . I did not want to know .
I stood up and started walking to the alley I build my little tent in . I did not mention this before but I managed to find a construction job that was paying me informally it was a lot better than those other jobs but weren't as good as the drug carrier ones but I wasn't as stupid to believe the gang members as I knew what they would do . They would bait children , poor and the needy into holding drugs for them . Once they had the drugs held for them they would make some one they knew to Rob that person and blame it on the child , poor person or the needy and make them be indebted to them until they paid up but by the time they paid up . They would be too involved into the gang business and either lose their life or having to kill others . So of course I didn't join as I wasn't foolish.
Thankfully I found this job or I would have resorted to that male stripper job that I saw which I did not want to do as it would even though good paying . Would be embarrassing .
The construction job paid me 300 dollars a week which was enough to meet my needs but . I could not buy a house as my ' Father ' Blacklisted me from taking any jobs that included paying formally and Also buying a house . So I Had to settle into this tent were I live.
Where do I put my money you ask ?
Well simple I lift up a brick (which is on the ground) that is under my tent dig around for a little and pick my money or place my money there . I would move it every time Just to not get robbed . And buy necessities . I have been living like this for two years now and I have saved a lot of money
Twenty Thousand , Three Hundred and Four Dollars to be exact . I decided that I would bribe the bank cashier and give them 10 Grand to open a bank for me under a different name .
It worked and I named my self ....
Astro , Astro Kaleel .
I then went to the local government branch and signed up for an Id , social security number and Passport under this name and it also worked but I had to slip the Receptionist two grand to let me make my name that .
I had only Eight Thousand , Three Hundred and _____
{User has completed necessary steps to unlock system awarding points and setting up class.}
~User Select a Class~
-Hero-
-Villain-
-Cleaner-
What?
{User has completed necessary steps to unlock system awarding points and setting up class.}
{ Select A Class }
Have I unlocked that System That I saw before on my television That those
'Board Users '
Have . ???
I can Become one of them.
My heart Racing
I had to rub my eyes a few times because. I couldn't not believe them . They must have been playing a prank on me. Will a prank show host come out of no where and spoil this dream come true. I looked around and only saw the local Nit bag and crack head
IT WAS REAL, All of it was REAL!!!!!!!
Urhh
Let me Think while I walk to my tent .
I don't want to be a villain . And I don't
want to be a cleaner as that would be so boring I would have to " Clean For A Living "
I stopped in my tracks and Selected - Hero -
{ Hero Selected }
{ Contacting Main System }
{•••}
{Main System Denied Entry To Hero Board}
{Please Select Another Class}
-Villain-
-Cleaner-
Was this a Glitch?
{No , This Vi-- System was made to with stand all glitches and bugs will be fixed every two nanoseconds after being found .}
{ It seems That You Cannot Choose Hero }
{ Please Select Another Class}
Well - Ok. Urm I'm still not sure . The Cleaner is a definite no go but Villain is also a Risk.
Well You Only Get Risks from Rewards .
Or was it the other way round?
It didn't Matter
I selected
-Villain-
Would I become one of those master Villains
Like that kerJo
{ Villain Selected }
{ Contacting Main System }
{•••}
{Main System Denied Access To Villain Board}
{Please Select Another Class}
-Cleaner-
I couldnt believe this , was this really a prank ?
Will I really have to become one of those Cleaners . Become those who fix up the mess of those Heroes and Villains after their battle around the city or state.
I was forsaken from the start to pick a class That I wanted to
{Cleaner Selected}
{Contacting Main System}
{•••}
{Main System Denied Access to Cleaner Board}
{ No class left to select}
{System Is Now Contacting Main System}
{•••}
{ Situation Resolved }
{ User Will be able to roll a slot machine to get a class }
{ Probability Of Each Class }
{ Hero Chance of Rolling 75%}
{Villain Chance of Rolling 33.999999%}
{Cleaner Chance of Rolling 0.000001%}
Suddenly a little slot machine . That Appeared a but cartoonish appeared Infront of my eyes .
However , Childish it looked . This Slot Machine Decided on My Fate.
I rolled it.
- Rolling •••••-
Suspense kicked in
- Rolling •••••••-
My Blood Boiling , My back riddled with Sweat . If I Didnt get Hero there was No chance I would get Cleaner . And I would be able to be A Villain .
I couldn't get cleaner right
- Rolling End -
{ Press Here To See Results }
{ Pressed}
{ You Have Received }
{ He_-#-£ !}
seeing The first two letters of hero my heart eased but the little glitch I saw when it turned into
{Cleaner!!!}
*Title Unlocked*
- The No Luck King -
*Title Description*
After A Billion Tries Nobody Has Been able To Roll Cleaner . Not Only That But Abandoned By Their Family Definitely Deserves the Title!
You Have No Luck . Meaning Your Luck Stat will Forever Be 0.
*Title Buffs*
You Are A King . Currently On Your World there Are only 4 Kings . You are now The Fifth . You Have No Luck but Have Luck There
King Boost - 5,000x Exp On Undead Monsters
+56,000 Stat On Luck
+56,000 Stat On Vitality
Kings Do Not fight . They Have subjects To do That for them . You Can summon The dead . You are the only King That Can Do this .
Due To the Dead Also having No Luck!
People Who Have A Lower Level than you will always be submissive!
If You Have The Highest Level As A king on your Planet You Become A Emperor . As for After that . It Shall be Unlocked Shortly
King DeBuff -
May Not Attack Other Kings Directly or Indirectly .
Must Complete A Daily Task Every Day. If Not Completed . King Will Have to Run ....
...
+ Hey System. +
{ I Am Not system }
+ What Are You Then +
{ ••• What do you want }
+ F**k You +
{ F**k You , Go Die in A hole . Your Family Left You. Your Parents forgot about you. And you Brother Looks Down On You }
+ Wow +