1 First Day

My first day at Dragon's Ed! Today marks the day that I start learning how to fly Dragons! I wonder what kind of dragon we'll be learning to fly first! Ice? Fire? Earth? Maybe Sky? Or maybe... Lightning!

BOOM

That must be one now! I turned, looking for the dragon. I turned and was greeted by, not a dragon, but a huge fat man. Wait where's the dragon? Is it behind him? Is it outsid- BOOOM. Ah, now I get it... He burped. He burped so loud he shook the earth. How is even possible. How. I looked around at my fellow classmates. They all looked like they were thinking the same thing.

"HELLO." He boomed, his was voice so loud I think people in the next village heard it. " I AM YOUR INSTRUCTER FOR DRAGON'S ED. YOU WILL LEARN EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FLYING DRAGONS IN THIS COURSE ABOUT FLYING DRAGONS." Wait... what? Did he really just say that? " HERES HOW YOU MOUNT A DRAGON." He said leading a small, lean air dragon out to the hill. The dragon laid down and he mounted the saddle. I braced myself as I saw him getting ready to speak. " NOW WITH EMOTION. UP!" The dragon tried to stand up. It couldn't. "UP I SAID." The dragon fell over and the instructer fell along with him. We watched as the instructer rolled down the hill, unable to stand up. As he fell he yelled, "CLASS DISMISSEDDDDDDDD!"

Is it too late to drop out? Yeah, already paid. This is a scam.