Dragon Ball: Rebirth Chapter 1: Rebirth

Author: Just a heads up this being will go beyond the dragon ball universe and is inspired by the story of the true legendary super saiyan

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3rd POV: Our Mc was walking when suddenly he fucking dies.. Yes that's it

MC: Where am I?

MC: Why is it so fucking dark

God: HEY you just died because some weird shit happened on the nerve on your brain

MC: What the fuck does that even mean?!

God: Who knows not like I care since you were just a fat obese piece of shit anyways as he throws his snot

MC: Wow that's fucking rude who the hell are you?!

God: I am the "God of Reincernation"

MC: You seem pretty weak for something that great

God: shut up kid or I won't fucking reincarnate you

MC: REINCERNATE? you should have told me that sooner.

Apologies for my rude behavior earlier sir, it wasn't my fault you were being retarded

God: tsk this kid is an asshole thought by the "God".

If it weren't for that perfect retirement plan I want I would've voided and ignored your wishes and reincarnate you as an ant kid but I don't wanna be fired.

MC: Oh? So you have bosses huh that's pretty pathetic being a company slave HAHAHAHAHA so much for a God of reincarnation

God: tsk fuck you I'll fucking kill you

MC: I'm already dead dumb ass

God: tsk you call me a slave yet you people live in a simulation we create and control HAHAHAHAH

MC: what do you mean you created? wasn't that the real world?

God: Ignorant fool you are only a spec living in a simulation made by for our sole entertainment this is the reality realm yours is fake kid

MC: Well not that I care since I'm already dead can you just reincarnate me?

God: Hmmmmm fine I don't wanna see you again

MC: So how does the reincarnation work?

God: Well we can start by informing me which reality you want to reincarnate to

MC: hmmmmmm any reality? does that include anime and Manga worlds?

God: yes and keep your memories of course

and as for your powers we have a shop for skills and abilities.

MC: Shop? does that include certain races Stands and etc.?

God: yes however I am warning you they are not cheap!

MC: Bring it on!

God: alright here's the tablet for the skills you can pick

MC: wait wait what about the currency used to buy the skills?

God: The currency used is good karma meaning the good deeds you did while alive is converted into points and the amount of points is scaled on the scale of the deeds you did.

MC: how many points do I have?

God: hmm let me see, you have 216,911

MC: That's alot right?

God: NOPE! AHHAHAHAHA what did you even do while you were alive? Give a candy to a child? that act alone gives 100,000 points and the fact that you only have double that amount HAHAHAHA you are useless what did I expect from a fat piece of shit!

MC: YOU-

before he could continue he was stopped by the God and said however you can still buy a handful of stuff in there for example a glass of water HAHAHAHAHAH

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Let me know if the way ai write is okay or if i should change it cus it's my first time writing this I assure you this story will be peak and complete unlike others