Chunin Exams and Orochimaru

It was the day before the Chunin exams were to start and Naruto was on his way to his "team's" meeting spot. He knew they were starting and that Kakkashi had waited this long to tell them about the exams because he was simply that lazy. Sora had been granted permission to watch with the Jounin Sensei. Over the past two months, Naruto had actually become a little brighter around the other genins. Sakura and Sasuke still treated him like crap although Sakura didn't try to hit him anymore... thats probably because he swore to break her arm the next time she tried. He chuckled ferally at that memory.

He still had his daily lunchs with Hana, which had, surprisingly, led to them napping under a tree more than once. Naruto had a feeling she liked him the same way he liked her but was a little scared to ask. That was just about the only thing that stayed constant over these two months. Naruto could now classify as Jounin in taijutsu, amazing what one can do when they are actually TAUGHT ne? His strength and speed was about that freaky Rock Lee's level. His elemental manipulation... well hes done with that. Although it should be noted that Naruto focused on that more than learning the few jutsu Sora taught him. His Fuiinjutsu training was going well. He would honestly put himself at about intermediate after getting that sealing book with notes on the side by some guy with the initials M.N. He was close to making his Sexy Jutsu: Yaoi Version into a seal for Kunoichi. Granted he had taught it to Anko and Hana per their requests and they would get some of the seals for free. He could dodge all the attacks from Anko, no matter how mad Sora got her, and that was something Naruto was rather curious about. Everyday he would arrive for training, Sora had always pissed off Anko... and yet she seemed to smile all through it. She had taken to joining them for dinner this past week and he could honestly say that he enjoyed her company.

By now, Naruto had reached the bridge for his meeting. Sakura and Sasuke were already there but before Sakura could yell at him Kakkashi appeared in a puff of smoke. However this was highly unusual. It was the correct time for him to be here! His entire team stood in shock and Sakura even tryed to dispel a genjutsu. He eye smiled and said, "Hello team. I have nominated you for the Chunin exams. If you wish to participate then take these forms and sign them then bring them to room 301 tomorrow at 8 AM. Ja ne!" and disppeared with another 'poof' and leaving three slips of paper.

Naruto grabbed a slip, signed his name and said, "Ja ne!" before disappearing in an eletric Shunshin. Saskue was brooding about the 'dobe' knowing Shunshin and Sakura was fawning over the emo bit... I mean Sasuke.

Naruto reappeared just outside of town. He sighed and started to wander until it was time for his usual lunch 'date' with Hana. Surprisingly, Kiba had not yet caught onto their interactions. Naruto was personally a little apprehensive for when he found out mostly due to the fact that Kiba and him used to prank together. He didn't wanna hurt Kiba just to be with Hana but if thats what had to happen then so be it!

Naruto shook his head as he felt a square box following him. "Come out guys. I know your there." He said

Konohamaru and, the now identified, Udon and Moegi coughed out the extra smoke and proceeded to do some strange introductive dance that had Naruto's eye twitching. Naruto had met Konohamaru when he tryed to attack the Hokage and Naruto had watched as Konohamaru tripped himself and proceeded to blame it all on him. Following that, the closet pervet had showed up and pissed off Naruto with his 'Shortcut to Hokage' speech and claiming Naruto was 'filth'. After Naruto had bonked Konohamaru, the kid had taken to calling Naruto 'Boss' and trying to get training.

Naruto sighed, "That was TERRIBLE! You used too much powder, you introduced yourselves, not actually leaving a calling card, and ROCKS AREN'T SQUARE!"

They all looked down in disappointment, "Sorry to disappoint you boss." Konohamaru said.

Naruto shook his head, "Raise your heads guys. Look learn from your mistakes! Work harder if you can't get it the first time. You can do anything you set your mind to... if you try hard enough."

They all smiled brightly and Konohamaru said, "In that case boss, play ninja with us! We will hide and you can seek us out!"

Naruto smiled brightly, "Sure kid I'll give you guys a thirty second head start."

Three "YATTA'S" and they were off around the corner. Followed by a loud "OOF!" and Naruto rushing around the corner to apologize for their actions. As he rounded the corner, Naruto took in two sand ninja's. One seemed to be wearing paint and dressed like a cat, while the other was a female with a battle kimono and four pigtails. The one with the paint (cough makeup cough) was holding Konohamaru while his two friends were on the ground looking scared.

"Hey kid don't you know its rude to bump into someone? Maybe I should teach you a lesson." He said

The woman spoke up, "Kankuro, just leave the brat alone. You don't want to be caught if HE shows up right?"

Kankuro sneered, "Shut up Temari. These leaf are weak! He just needs a lesson." He raised his hand to strike Konohamaru, and just like that he was holding a Haori in his hand.

Naruto set Konohamaru down beside his friends and turned to Kankuro, "You know... Chunin exams or not, I'm sure the Hokage wouldn't like you hurting his grandson. Still, try that with one of my friends again..." He turned to Kankuro his eyes turning into slits and flashing gold for a second, "I'll kill you!" That sent a shiver down both of the nin's spines. The only one who could do that was Gaara. Naruto turned to the tree, "You with the bloody sand! Get down here."

The sand nin's eyes widened and a gravelly voice echoed from the tree, "Kankuro, You are a disgrace to the village and to me." Gaara appeared in a swirl of sand. He turned to Naruto, "You are strong. Mother says to be wary of you." He said.

Naruto cocked his head to the side, "Hmmmmm no idea who this 'mother' is, but she's probably right." 'Hmmm bags under the eyes, crazy glint, sand mastery, sooooo Ichibi no Tanuki?'

Gaara stared for a few minutes before responding, "Who are you?"

Naruto replied, "Naruto Uzumaki and you?"

Gaara nodded and said, "Gaara no Suna. I... look forward to seeing you again."With that proclamation, He turned and left followed quickly by his siblings. If Shukaku was wary of this person then he had to be strong. (funny how the first ninja's to see him as strong AREN'T from Konoha huh?)

Naruto shook his head and looked at the clock, "O CRAP! I'm gonna be late! Seeya later guys." The three children waved goodbye to Naruto and proceeded to play ninja by themselves.

Top of the Monument: 12:02 AM

Hana was waiting for Naruto. It isn't like him to be late for their meetings. She smiled when she saw him running, more like bolting, up the stairs and breathing hard. Over these past two months they had grown close. She could honestly say she liked the blonde haired ball of energy. Even if he got smarter and calmer after the seal was released, He still went out of his way to make her laugh and feel happy. She was wondering why he hadn't made a more... open move on her when it had hit her last night. She remembered their first lunch together and it helped her realize he was either dense or scared. She smirked as he reached the last stretch. She wasn't going to let him STAY scared. If she had to drag him into a back room to get him to open up then by Kami she'd do it!

Naruto smiled a million watt smile and said, "Hi Hana-chan! Sorry I'm late. Konohamaru and the gang wanted to play and we ran into some sand ninja."

Hana frowned, "Your ok aren't you? They didn't hurt you?"

Naruto shook his head, "Nah. I was too good for them!"

She chuckled, "Well come on then, its time for lunch."

He nodded and took his usual spot. They spent most of lunch just chatting back and forth. after about an hour Hana needed to get back to the clinic. However she decided she needed to know something first. It had been on her mind all through lunch.

"Hey Naruto?" Hana asked. She moved her body so she was leaning sideways on her right hand facing him. Her legs in a V shape with her hair falling down behind her arm and eyed him saucily.

Naruto gulped. 'DAMN She looks sexy!' "Y-yes Hana-chan?"

Inwardly Hana was chuckling, 'Looks like I already know the answer.' 'Doesn't mean you can't have some fun anyway!' 'Ya, ya, keep your panties on!' (feral side groans) "What do you think of me?" She asked innocently.

Naruto, by now, was sweating bullets. 'Do I tell her? Do I not? What happens if she doesn't like me too?' A thousand of these thoughts raced through his mind before his dragon side gave it a silent push to rest on one. 'I'll never know if I don't say anything.' Naruto swallowed and replied, "We-well I think your beautiful... and smart and talented and kind. I could keep going but I think I'll just settle for... Tenshi."(Angel)

Hana was a little taken aback by what he said but asked, "Why tenshi?"

Naruto simply smiled softly and said, "Nothing is perfect save for maybe the gods. Angels are the closest to that perfection and they save people from darkness according to Sora. To me, " He looked right into her eyes, "Your my angel. No one else was kind to me save the old man. You were always there for me even if you didn't know it. Thats why I say Angel."

Hana was nearly crying she was so happy. She hadn't really meant to do any of those things but she knew he appreciated it. She could see it in his eyes. He really loved her. Of all the things she knew of Naruto, to earn his love was probably the hardest to do. Forgiveness and friendship were easy. Naruto could give that out in spades. But even Sora hadn't wormed his way into Naruto's heart as Hana had. On top of that she wasn't even TRYING to do it. She just wanted to be close to him at the time!

Naruto was trying to gauge her reaction to that and when she stayed silent with her mouth slightly open, he was a little worried. That of course faded when he felt something being pressed against his lips. Slowly, he relaxed and returned the kiss rather sloppily. When the need for air broke them apart they were both blushing crimson.

Naruto gulped some air and said, "Soooooo, Does that mean what I think it..."

He was cut off by Hana's lips again. She pulled back, her hand still behind his head, and replied softly, "Does that answer your question?"

Naruto smiled softly, "Yeah thats a goooooooood answer."

Hana giggled, "Good, I have to go so can you clean this up for me?" Naruto nodded. "Thank you. Make sure you stop by the Inuzuka clinic before heading to the Chunin Exams tomorrow ok?" Naruto nodded again and He kissed her chastely. She walked away after giggling at Naruto's starstruck face.

Slowly Naruto's face spread into a shit-eating grin. "YAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Needless to say the whole village heard that yell and Hana blushed crimson as she walked into the clinic.

With Sora

Sora was currently sitting in a Dango bar with Anko. It seems she really warmed up to him after that first day. She would always ask questions about him or the dragons after evasion training while they watched Naruto do his elemental training. He still remembered that first day almost 5 weeks ago that he asked her on a semi-date.

Author Demon Style: Flashback no Jutsu!

It was about 11: 45 and Sora was bored. Naruto really just needed pointers now to master the style. After helping him for weeks, Naruto's basic agility and ability to learn had allowed Sora to fix the horrible katas originally and when Naruto had the basics... He shot off like a rocket to space. He sighed. Then, there was that whole business with Anko. He didn't know why he really offered to morph the mark. Heck, it had been spur of the moment! Still, he didn't regret it yet.

Anko had walked into the training ground and saw Sora sitting there. Over the past three weeks she had gotten to know him better. His favorite color was silver, his favorite food was tacos, He liked to watch the moon, He liked to fly... the list goes on. She hadn't even realized it till today but she didn't really take offence when he called her Hebi-hime (snake princess) anymore. For some unknown reason, she found herself wanting to have some company for lunch today. Now, here she was at the training grounds where, conveniently enough, only Sora was present, she stared for a few seconds before turning around and trying to hightail it out before he noticed her.

"Hey! Hebi-hime!" She closed her eyes, 'too late'.

She turned around her eye twitching, "What did I tell you about calling me that?"

Sora just chuckled and rubbed his head in a very Naruto like manner before replying, "Not to but ya know it really suits you. Besides I thought maybe you'd wanna get a bite to eat? It is close to lunch after all."

If Anko had been any less in control of her emotions she would have let her jaw drop. 'Did he just read my mind?' she asked herself.

"Of course if you don't want a free lunch of Dango's and red bean paste then its your loss." Sora said heading out of the training grounds. He suddenly found himself pinned to a tree with Anko pressing herself againest him. He raised an eyebrow, "I'll take it this means a yes?" He asked. She simply grabbed is hand and proceeded to drag him across town to a Dango Bar while muttering something about "Free Dango" and "Silver-haired gods." Sora was simply chuckling. Little did he know that this would become a lunch reminiscent of the lunchs Naruto and Hana shared. That meaning its an everyday thing.

Author Angel style: Flashback no Jutsu KAI!

Sora chuckled at the memory and observed his training partner/friend devour her dango with a gusto few could match let alone beat.

"So your the proctor for the second exam neh?" Sora asked.

"Ya! Don't ask. I can't give out info. However, make sure Naruto is ready for mindgames. I know Ibiki is the first proctor." Anko said.

Sora nodded, "Thanks. Well I'll see you tonight?"

Anko smiled sexily, "Why Sora-kun, I didn't think you'd be so bold!"

Sora simply smiled back and got right in her face,"Only if you want me to be Hebi-hime." He replied huskily.

This was an ongoing game for them. They would try to one up the other with sexual innuendos and it was actually rather fun if Sora admitted it. This particular one though had sent shivers down both their spines.

Anko simply nodded her head and Sora took off knowing that she'd be there for dinner. As he ran across the rooftops though he remembered the Jounin who nominated their teams for the exam. It would be interesting to see all those gennin trying to fight Naruto.

Author Demon style: Flashback no Jutsu!

Sarutobi cleared his throat. "Before we get into the nominations, Sora here will be with the Sensei's throughout the length of the exams."

Kakkashi stepped up (he was only here on time because the Hokage told him the real meeting was 3 hours earlier), "Hokage-sama, he is not a sensei why would you allow him the privilage..."

Sora cut him off, "Perhaps you should trust in your leader Hatake-san? He has his reasons I'm sure. Maybe you should try to see why I am there instead of outright refusing it. Are you not the one to preach 'see underneath the underneath"?"

Surprisingly, that shut most of the people up. He did have a point, the Hokage would not allow him in without good reason.

Sarutobi spoke up, "In any event, Would the rookie sensei please present the nominations?"

Asuma stepped forward, "I nominate team 10 comprised of Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara for the Chunin Exams."

Kurenai stepped forward, "I nominate team 8 comprised of Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame for the Chunin Exams."

Kakkashi stepped forward, "I nominate team 7 comprised of Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki for the Chunin Exams."

Everyone seemed rather shocked. It had been a very long time since a rookie team was nominated let alone all three!

Iruka stepped forward, "Now hold on a minute! These students were under me not even a year ago. How can you proclaim them to be powerful or for that matter MATURE enough to be a chunin?"

Kakkashi looked at Iruka and said, "They WERE your students... now they are ours. Perhaps you should believe what we are telling you?"

Sora scoffed subtly, "Perhaps Shino and Shikamaru and mature enough, Shino may be strong enough, but the rest need serious work. Kiba is too hot headed, Sasuke is arrogant, Ino and Sakura are STILL fangirls, Hinata, she needs more confidance but that is her families fault, Choji... is a wildcard I honestly don't know enough about him, and Naruto... I won't go into him cause I honestly have no idea what he is fully capable of." Sarutobi smirked noticing he deftly dodged a description of Naruto. "HOWEVER, if you wish for them to get some real experiance with truly trained ninja this is a good starting ground in a somewhat conrtolled environment." Most of the Jounin seemed impressed with his breakdown although the sensei's were a little miffed at his descriptions but kept their mouths shut for some reason they didn't understand. (heh you guys don't think they have TOTALLY forgotten the tongue lashing he gave them huh? They remember although its a very subconscious thing.)

Sarutobi nodded his head, "Very well then. The Chunin Exams will be held One week from today. Dismissed." They all nodded and filed out some keeping notice on Sora.

Author Angel style: Flashback No Jutsu KAI!

Sora arrived home and fixed dinner which happened to be a quiet affair before everyone headed off to bed. Tomorrow was a big day.

Inuzuka Compound: 7 PM

"Kaa-san, Nee-san I'm Home!" Kiba yelled as he walked in. He smelled the air and instantly smiled. Steak and mashed potato's with gravy, His Favorite!

"Dinner is almost cooked runt. Get washed up!" Hana yelled from the kitchen. Kiba growled at the nickname but let it slide because she was cooking his favorite dinner. He quickly washed up and joined his mom at the dinner table when his sister served them before sitting down and eating herself. They talked about Kiba's training which was going well until Tsume turned the conversation to Hana.

"So Hana, how have you and that little dragon been getting along?" Tsume asked with a smirk.

Hana blushed lightly and replied hotly, "I don't think thats any of your business, mother."

Tsume smirked wider, "Au contraire, my pup, I have a vested interest in whom you date."

Kiba exploded, "WHAT? DATE! Who is this 'little dragon' your talking about and where is he so I can make sure he is worthy of my sister?"

Hana got angry at that, "Are you implying I can't choose my own mate runt?"

Kiba stuttered for a few seconds before Tsume interupted, "Kiba shut your mouth for a moment. Hana, seriously, how has he been doing? Is he treating you well?"

Hana sighed, she couldn't lie to her mother when she was actually being caring, "Its going well mom. He's a bit dense but... Today we kissed and although he's sloppy I could tell he wanted more." She paused and blushed heavily before saying, "He called me his Tenshi because I payed attention to him."

Tsume smiled and said, "Good, He'll make a good mate now hurry up and give me blond haired grandpups to spoil!"

Kiba and Hana sweatdropped not to mention the dogs who by now had finished their meals and joined their respective owners. Even through the sweatdrops Kiba picked up on something, 'blonde haired?" he thought. 'the only blonde I know whose been around Hana is Na...ru...to...' Suddenly in a different part of town, Naruto felt a shiver run down his back.

Kiba nearly shot out of his seat, "YOUR DATING NARUTO!" He roared.

Hana was a little annoyed and said, "Sit down runt! Yes, I'm dating Naruto. Whats it to you?"

Kiba looked like he was going to have a heart attack, "Naruto is a dead last and a loser! Theres no way he is a worthy mate..."

Kiba never got to finish that sentence because Hana had already put his face into the floor. "You know, I expected better from someone Naruto would call a friend." She said hotly. "Mom I'm going to bed. Tell the hothead, he needs to get to know Naruto before judging him."

Tsume nodded and noticed Kiba was out cold with Akamaru whimpering at his plight. She sighed and put him in his room. She'd deal with it tomorrow.

Chunin Exam start: Inuzuka Compound 7: 15 AM

Naruto was walking up to the compound in a very good mood. After all, today was the first day that he could call Hana HIS girlfriend! For some reason, Sora had made him bring Shiroi and he had given Naruto a scroll saying, "Open this if you get into a fight. It'll be of great help." Naruto looked at Shiroi. She was walking beside him rather proudly? Meh, she was about the size of a household cat but she had sharpened claws and teeth. Don't ask how Naruto knew that. He chuckled as the compound came into veiw.

Hana was waiting for Naruto. She had until 8 to get to the clinic and she knew he had to show up early for the exams so he should be here rather soon. Luckily the street seemed deserted this early in the morning. She smiled seeing him walking up the street with Shiroi by his side. She narrowed her eyes staring at Shiroi. She looked like she had training like the ones her nin dog's went through. 'Couldn't be. Foxes aren't allied to any clan. Besides she didn't have that walk or that look about her until today.' she thought. She waved at Naruto who waved back enthusiastically.

Naruto picked up his pace and ran up to Hana. He kept right on running and Hana looked a bit scared, 'theres no way he's gonna stop in time!' Meanwhile Naruto was inwardly laughing, He grabbed Hana and twirled her in the air by the waist using the twirl to stop himself. Hana laughed freely as she twirled. Naruto was never this bold before, however Hana liked it. As He set her down she giggled again.

"What was that for?" she asked.

"That? O I just felt like making you laugh so I did!" Naruto responded smiling brightly.

Hana smiled, "Alright but we have to get going soon. I wanted to wish you luck in the exams."

Naruto frowned for a second before nodding, "Thanks Hana-tenshi."

Hana blushed but then smirked devilishly, "Hey Na-Ru-To" she said sexily.

Naruto gulped, he recognized that look. "Y-Yes Tenshi?"

Hana grabbed his head and snaked an arm around his neck before kissing him deeply. Naruto was ready for that so he slid a hand behind her neck and one to her tight butt. Hana inwardly smiled, happy that he caught on so fast and found herself pushed against the bricks of the Inuzuka compound. She slid both her arms around his neck now. Naruto grabbed her ass and when she moaned slightly stuck his tongue into her mouth starting a little tongue war. Hana was praising Kami and all the other gods that she caught Naruto, 'man his tongue is doing things I didn't even know were possible...' that thought was interupted rather loudly.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!" Kiba roared. He had just walked outside on his way to the academy when he saw Hana making out with Naruto of all people! Now Kiba had remembered the talk from last night but he dismissed it as a nightmare from bad steak. Seeing this however was beyond him, he was PISSED. 'How dare this dead last loser think he can make out with MY sister!'

Hana and Naruto were both officially in a murderous rage. Their first true make out session was interupted by Kiba. Even Shiroi had a tic on her head. "Kiba what I do with your sister is no business of yours. Now I suggest you leave before things get ugly." Naruto said. 'She may not be my mate yet but, no one interupts my alone time!' he thought. Hana on the other hand was thinking, 'Well we ARE outside but still, runt shouldn't have interrupted us.'

Kiba was a little intimidated by the KI being sent his way but replied none the less, "You aren't worthy of my sister, dobe. Get away before I MAKE you get away."

Just as Hana was about to respond, everyone froze. Tsume had come outside and she looked tired and pissed. "Would someone tell me why I am up at 7:30 in the morning when today is MY DAY OFF?" she asked. Naruto and Hana simply pointed at Kiba who "EEP'ed" and stood shaking. "Kiba what the hell is wrong?" Tsume asked angrily.

Kiba replied albeit a bit shakily, "Hana and Naruto were making out mom! There's no way Naruto is strong enough to..." Tsume smacked Kiba upside the head making him fall silent.

"Hana and Naruto have been having lunch together everyday for the past two months Kiba. Three months ago, I not only accepted his alpha status but also a status as potential mate for your sister. You should trust your sister's judgement pup." Tsume said wisely. She looked at them all and said, "Now you are all going to be late if you don't hurry so GET A MOVE ON!" Needless to say they all scattered but not before Hana and Naruto shared a swift kiss for good luck. Naruto and Kiba spent most of the walk in silence.

Academy School: 7:50 AM

Naruto walked up to his teammates who sent him a glare and an annoyed look. "You were almost late! Lets hurry before we fail because of you, baka!" Sakura said.

Naruto sighed and waved his hand showing he was ready to enter and they all walked in. After a brief walk up the stairs they came upon a room with two, what appeared to be, older gennin blocking the doorway to the room with 301 at the top. Naruto narrowed his eyes as he saw Lee get put down, 'Must be acting weak to confuse opponents. Besides thats a genjutsu we only went up two floors.' Naruto thought.

Sasuke of course had t be a loudmouth showoff, "Hey drop the Genjutsu and let me pass. I gotta get to the real room." Naruto nearly facepalmed at that. Suddenly Lee was next to Sakura and professing his undying love and protection to her. Nruto simply greeted Lee and Tenten before looking at their teammate Neji Hyuuga, 'who put a stick up his ass?' he thought when he scoffed and turned away. After a brief fight between Lee and Sasuke, they walked into the exams and looked around.

Naruto could tell people were sending KI at them to test them. He scoffed silently before flaring his own KI which was about low Jounin and settling into a corner near the rookie 9. He eyed the competition and noted to stay away from the sand team and that grass nin who eyed Sasuke like a slab of meat. He turned his gaze to his other classmates, Ino and Sakura were fighting of course. Choji, Shino, and Shikamaru were eyeing the competition, Hinta was trying to hide, and Kiba and Sasuke looked ready to fight.

"Mah, You shouldn't make so much noise. You see those rain ninja? They are really blood thirsty." A silver haired gennin said. (Guess who and you get a cyber cookie!)

Sasuke hmph'ed but Kiba spoke up, "Who are you and why should we listen to you?"

The silver haired man chuckled and said, "My name is Kabuto. I have plenty of information on the different teams. I've been through these exams 7 times after all."

Kiba sweatdropped, "So you suck?" Naruto nearly facepalmed, 'No he's got a purpose NO ONE is that crappy to fail seven times. Hmmmm with all the info he could be a spy?'

Sasuke spoke up, "If you have info, how about Gaara no Suna and Rock Lee?" Kiba added in, "Naruto Uzumaki." People were a bit shocked at that but kept quiet.

"Let's see, Gaara no Suna, 37 D ranks, 13 C ranks and 1 B rank! Impressive for a gennin. Teammates are Temari no Suna and Kankuro no Suna. I don't have much on his skills but he has never been harmed while on a mission. Incredible!" Kabuto said. Most people made a mental note to stay away while Sasuke wasnted to fight him and Naruto thought, 'Must be his sand shield.'

"Rock Lee of Konoha, 58 D ranks, and 8 C ranks. Teammates are Neji Hyuuga and Tenten Higurashi. His Nin and Genjustus are nonexistant but his Taijutsu is ranked at mid Jounin! He was the dead last of the academy." Kabuto said. Sasuke was seething at his defeat. Most were again making notes to avoid him if possible.

Kabuto pulled out the last card and charged it with chakra. Before he could read it however it was snatched from his hands. Naruto read the card and his eyes narrowed, 'Some of this information is classified as a secret. No Gennin has access to that information. So he is a spy!' He ripped the card up and everyone else frowned, "Deception and secrecy are an integral part of being a ninja. Why would I allow you to give out my secrets?"

Before he could respond, Ibiki and the proctors showed up at the front of the room. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP YOU MAGGOTS!" Everyone froze. They looked towards Ibiki and he grinned ferally, "Come get your seating assignments and when you are seated I will explain the rules of this test." Everyone quickly filed into their seats and looked readily at Ibiki. "Good now first rule, Each person has a total of ten points. Each question is worth one point. There are nine questions now and the tenth will be asked with ten minutes left in the exam. You have one hour. Teams will SHARE points so if one person fails the whole team fails." Everyone got annoyed at that and Naruto felt two slight KI's directed at him that he shrugged off. "SILENCE! The exam will start as soon as I say so. O Anyone caught cheating will have two points deducted from their papers. Make us proud and show the skills of a Chuunin! BEGIN!" Ibiki said.

Everyone flipped the papers and Naruto grew confused, 'These questions are completly out of the range of a gennin. Maybe Shikamaru or Sakura could answer a few. But definitly not the old me. Think of the test. One point a question, ten questions total, share points, two points for cheating... wait if we cheated at the academy it was an automatic failure. IF we are caught cheating and showing the skills of a Chunin? They want us to cheat! Hehe I'll bet the last question isn't even a real question.' Naruto smirked and looked at Ibiki.

'Whats that kid up to? Anko said he's really good.' He thought. That was interupted by three puffs of smoke by Naruto. Everyone seemed surprised and wondered what he would do. Ibiki waved off the examiners that he hadn't cheated yet. 'Thats confusing.' he thought. He nearly sweatdropped when the kid pulled out a deck of cards and started to play Poker with his clones. He walked up to Naruto, "What are you doing?" he asked.

Without even looking up, Naruto replied, "I'm playing poker what does it look like?"

Ibiki chuckled, "Obviously, but what about the test?"

Naruto discarded two and picked up some more before showing a full house, "Meh , I can't answer these so I'll just hinge it on the last one."

Ibiki smiled. He boped one of the clones and took its place saying , "Deal me in kid." The examiners sweatdropped and marked off more people.

Timeskip 40 minutes

"Good game kid. Look me up sometime, it'd be cool to play again." Ibiki said standing up.

"OK cool we still have 15 minutes right?" Naruto said dispelling his clones. Ibiki nodded. Naruto smiled and picked up his paper. He walked over to Shikamaru and said, "Trade ya. Your paper for mine and in return I'll give you the best cloud watching spot in the city." Shikamaru eyed him for a moment before muttering something and switching the papers and filling in Naruto's. Naruto nodded and whispered in Shikamaru's ear. He nodded before putting his head back down.

Everyone was stunned until Ibiki started laughing. "Kid, That was brilliant. You knew the test all along didn't you?"

Naruto chuckled, "Maybe? Maybe not? Who knows?"

Ibiki shook his head, "Alright maggots time for the final question. But theres another rule to it. If you choose to not take the question, You fail here and now. If you choose to take the question but answer incorrectly... You will never be allowed to take the exams again." Everyone erupted in anger and outrage.

"But there are people who have taken this exam before and are still here today." Random 20 year old gennin number 1 said.

"Tough. They didn't have me as a proctor before." Ibiki said. People grumbled before more and more quit. '78 gennin huh? Anko will never let me live this down but no more look like they will quit.' "Alright maggots. Those of you who are still here... PASS! Congratulations."

Everyone just kind of gaped for a second before Temari exploded, "Passed! Whats the last question?"

Ibiki chuckled, "There was no last question or, to be more specific, the question was to whether or not you were willing to TAKE the last question. For example, As a Chuunin squad leader you are given the mission to infiltrate and get certain information however you know next to nothing of the target and surrounding area. Do you accept the mission or decline it because its too dangerous?"

Naruto spoke up, "You aren't giving enough information. Do you trust your team? Is the information important enough to risk the lives of said teammates? Will there be seduction meaning a woman is more suited to lead? All in all a good summary but too little information to make an informed decision. However, some missions MUST be accepted because they are vital to your village's survival."

Ibiki smiled broadly, "Well put Naruto. As he said, You chose to accept the unknown mission showing you have the confidence necessary to become Chuunin. Congratulations once again."

Now a giant ball flew through the window and exploded into a banner saying , "ANKO MITARASHI, SECOND EXAMINER, SEXY AND SINGLE!"

"O God, please not her!" Naruto groaned and thumped his head into the desk.

"HEY! Who said that?" Anko said appearing in a purple flame. (Having a Dragon user around helps with abilities neh?) "O its just the Dragon gaki nevermind." Most people sweatdropped.

Naruto stood up and started walkinjg for the door, "OI! Gaki where ya going?" Anko asked a little annoyed.

"If your the proctor , only one place can hold the second exams. I'll cya at the usual spot!" With that he vanished in a blue lightning Shunshin.

Anko was a little miffed, "Hmmmmm 78 gaki's! Oi, Biki-kun your getting soft."

Ibiki chuckled and shook his head, "Nah we have a good crop and that kid that just walked out is VERY good."

Anko smiled, "Alright then you maggots meet me at Training Ground 44 in 5 minutes or your disqualified!" She turned to Ibiki, "So hes really that good huh?"

Ibiki nodded, "Totally bypassed my scare tactics and played poker with me to the point I could BARELY read him."

Anko was impressed. Ibiki was an expert at reading people, to fool him was something even Anko had a hard time doing. "Good well I'll be going then." She disappeared and Ibiki shook his head as he headed for the Jounin Sensei room.

Jounin Sensei: 20 minutes before

There was a lot of chatter about the first exam and bets placed on who would pass it and such. The rookie sensei along with Gai and Sora were chatting about the first proctor. Sora knew of Ibiki from Anko but Kurenai needed an explanation.

"So do you think your teams will make it through Ibiki?" Sora asked innocently. Even though he said it this way, Kakkashi and Gai were both rather suspicious.

"Well, I'm not worried about mine. They are an infiltration and capture team. That runs close to interogation." Asuma said.

"MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THIS UNYOUTHFUL TEST!" Gai said.

Sora chuckled, "I am sure their FLAMES OF YOUTH burn brightly with you as their sensei Gai-san." Kakkashi nearly dropped his book, Asuma looked like his cigarette was gonna fall and Kurenai just looked plain shocked, while Gai was crying and yelling about FLAMES OF YOUTH! (all FLAMES OF YOUTH are copyrighted by Maito Gai and Rock Lee)

Kurenai regained her senses and said, "I have a little worry about Hinata but, with help from her teammates, she should pass just fine."

They all looked at Kakkashi who didn't seem to be paying attention. "And your team Hatake-san?" Sora asked.

"Mahh, They will do fine I'm sure. Sasuke was at the top of his class and Sakura was barely beaten by him." He replied

"And of Naruto? Surely you do not expect Sakura and Sasuke to be able to simply hand Naruto the answers?" Sora said.

"Mah Mah, I'm sure they will help him. They are teammates after all." He said eye smiling. Sora narrowed his eyes because he noticed Kakkashi was not believing what he said.

"So the fact that Sasuke has only ONCE helped Naruto, and that was when he did it subconsciously, and that Sakura constantly berates him everyday instead of trying to better her teammate, bothers you none?" Sora asked quirking an eyebrow. That threw most of them for a loop. Kakkashi taught teamwork above all else. How was their teamwork that bad?

Before he could answer, Ibiki walked in. Everyone focused on him as he announced the passing teams. The rookie sensei's were happy to see all their teams passed but Sora was a little curious as to how Naruto did. Kakkashi was as well because, now that he thought about it,... Sora had a point. Had he been focusing too much on Sasuke because of the council's pressure?

"How did Team 7 do Ibiki-san?" Kakkashi asked.

Ibiki chuckled, "I dunno what you taught that blonde kid Kakkashi but he saw through my games like he had your fabled Sharingan. The girl figured it out herself and The Uchiha copied with his Sharingan."

"So how did Naruto pass anyways Ibiki-san?" Sora asked genuinely curious. By now, the other rookie sensei were gather and listening intently.

"HEHE, he played me in poker for most of the test then switched papers with the Nara in return for a cloud gazing spot." Ibiki said chuckling.

The other sensei's were stunned. That was quite an unorthodox way to pass the test. "I- I didn't teach him that." Kakkashi said rather softly.

Sora chuckled, "I have a feeling Naruto is going to be surprising you more and more throughout this exam."

Somehow the other sensei's were agreeing with that statement.

Inside the Forest of Death: 5 PM

After the whole encounter outside of the Forest of Death and Anko's little crazy stunt where Naruto dodged the kunai she threw by pure reflex. They entered the Forest with an Earth scroll. After about two hours Naruto spoke up and said he needed to use the restroom. He left and came back rather suddenly.

Sasuke simply threw a Kunai that lodged itself in the man's leg and said, "Your not Naruto. He has three whisker marks on each cheek not two. Plus he calls me teme every chance he gets." He took the kunai from the mans leg and knocked him out before they ran off to find Naruto.

With Naruto

He had just finished with his business and zipped himself up when he spoke out, "You know your stealth is horrible." The two gennin behind Naruto froze mid attack. He had sensed them? They struck quickly after their momentary pause only to find 'Naruto' that Naruto went up in a puff of smoke. "Jeese so vicious to my poor Kage Bunshin whatever did he do to you?" Naruto's voice seemed to come from everywhere around them. Little did they know he had about 50 Kage Bunshin hiding saying the same thing all at once.

He simply smirked when he say them go back to back. This was too easy. Suddenly there was a twin shout of "BYAKURAI!"(White Lightning) (author's note: always loved this technique from Bleach. still don't own it!) and two bolts of lightning struck the rain ninja in the chest. Naruto sighed at their stupified looks and simply rummaged through their pockets taking their kunai and gear until he found a Heaven scroll. "Hmph thanks guys." he said twirling the scroll. "By the way, that paralysis will wear off in about, O two hours, Byakurai does more damage the more chakra I put into it but if I put too little you simply get paralized. later!" He jumped off into the trees.

He met his team halfway through the tree and Sasuke simply hmph'ed while Sakura chose to ignore him. That is until he pulled out the Heaven scroll. They both stared at him wide eyed until a fierce wind blew him away. Luckily he was able to hold onto the scroll.

With Naruto

Naruto landed on his back in the middle of a clearing groaning. "awwwww man that hurts!" He stood up cracking his back, "That's gonna leave a mark in the morning." He looked up to come face to snout with a snake the size of an elephant. "AW COME ON!" He yelled and he dodged its first strike. He rolled as he hit the ground and came up to one knee staring at the snake who was eyeing him rather hungrily.

He sighed and stood upright. "I do not have time to deal with you. So I'm gonna have to cut this short." The snake seemed confused, how could this little human just claim he would beat a summon? Naruto ran through handsigns faster than most Jounin could follow and yelled, "Raiton: Rairyuudon no jutsu" (Lightning release: Lightning dragon technique) A dragon made of pure lightning erupted from Naruto's mouth and streaked towards the surprised summon. The snake tryed to dodge but was too bulky. It ended up being slammed againest a tree and disappearing.

"Hmmm ya know my first two fights after training with Sora-nii-san have been pretty disappointing." Naruto said with disappointment. "O well, let's see whats going on with Sasuke and Sakura." He jumped off towards where he thought they were. After about five minutes of travelling, He came upon the scene of Orochimaru biting Sasuke. Now being around Anko for two months, Naruto knew what that meant. Sasuke now had a curse seal. Naruto swore and watched as Orochimaru told Sakura that Sasuke would come to him for power and he melted into the woodwork. 'Not if Me and Sora-nii-san have anything to say about it you perverted freak.' Naruto thought.

Naruto jumped down and looked at Sakura, "What happened?" Sakura started bauling about Sasuke being beaten around by some guy named Orochimaru. Aparently, Sasuke had used their Earth scroll to try and get away and Orochimaru burnt it. After she was down Naruto sighed and said, "Alright we need to find shelter. I fought a huge snake about two miles west of here and we need to move east. Look for a cave or some open roots we can use."

About a mile and a half east they found an alcove at the base of a tree and Sakura offered to take gaurd while Naruto slept since he had fought. Naruto nodded and went to sleep although it was restless due to Sasuke being so near him and the aura he was giving off.

With Anko (after the discovery of bodies)

Anko was blazing through the trees at a breakneck pace, 'WHY, Why is he here?' She thought. 'He couldn't be here for me could he?' Suddenly she stopped on a tree branch. "Come Out, I finally found you... Orochimaru."

Orochimaru came out of the tree chuckling, "Kukkuuku, Anko-chan It is so good to see you again." He said smiling devilishly.

"Save it!" She roared, "I'm going to kill you here and now." She declared as she charged him with the snake style. She feinted with her right fist before she threw a left. Orochimaru deftly knocked it to the side before countering with his own left. She dodged by jumping back and shouting, "Senai Ja'shuu" (Hidden snake hands) Orochimaru smirked before thrusting his hands forward and yelling, "Tajuu Senai Ja'shuu" (Multi-hidden snake hands) Anko's snakes were soon overwhelmed so she ran through some handseals and put her hands to her mouth yelling, "Katon: Housenka no Jutsu" (Pheonix flower technique). She spat out twelve fire balls destroying the remaining snakes before she found herself knocked into the tree and falling to the ground.

She was able to grip the tree with Chakra slowing her descent and landing safely before she looked all around preparing to defend herself. Suddenly she fell to the ground grabbing her curse mark as it flared wildly. Orochimaru stepped out of the shadows holding his hand in the snake handsign. "Kukukkuuku, Anko-chan fighting me while you still have my mark is not a very good idea. I thought I taught you better than that." He admonished obviously amused at her plight.

"Fuck you!" she yelled and spit at his feet before squirming in pain once again.

"Now now, Anko-chan such language. Very unlady-like. I do wish I could get rid of a failure such as you but I have a message I want you to deliver. Tell Sarutobi-sensei not to cancel the exams or I will burn Konoha to the ground." Orochimaru said as he advanced on Anko. "Now that you have that, Such delicious pain is making me want to see you in more of it." He had a wild glint in his eye that promised something Anko REALLY didn't want to find out. Luckily for her, Orochimaru jumped back just as a lightning bolt struck Anko. Orochimaru was shocked at first but then his eyes narrowed. This was no ordinary bolt of lightning. No this bolt was SILVER!

With the Hokage: 10 minutes before

Sarutobi was enjoying the day. He didn't have massive amounts of paperwork to deal with, He had set a trap to get Tsunade back to Konoha for a time, Jiriaya was on his way back with a new volume of Icha Icha. Yes today was a good day. Until a team of ANBU burts through his door.

"Calm down!" Sarutobi said. They were acting like rookies and Sarutobi couldn't understand why. He sighed and rubbed his temples as they settled down. "Report!" He said.

The leader stepped forward, "Sir! Orochimaru has been spotted in the Forest of Death. Anko has taken off in pursuit. What are your orders?"

Sarutobi could barely register the form of Sora behind the ANBU and he could have sworn the man knew Hiraishin to move that fast. "Gather all the ANBU, As soon as he is identified alert me. I shall be waiting in the tower! GO!" The ANBU shunshinned away and the Hokage sighed thinking, 'I'm too old for this shit. Sora please save her!'

Back with Anko: current time

Anko was expecting death when the bolt hit and yet... she sat within the lightning strangely comforted. It twisted and warped until it took the form of something serpentine. Silver scales gleamed in the sunlight that poured through the hole in the trees. It had to be as long as a great white shark. Its head and body were rather smooth. The eyes were slitted golden orbs that stared dangerously at Orochimaru, its body protectivly coiled around Anko. It's wings were rather large and along its tail it had small fan like appendages for turns and balance. Its claws were rather vicious looking with five claws on each hand although still stuck with that streamlined look. It had its fanged bared and was growling softly. (The main dragon from "How to train my dragon" with actual claws and silver)

Orochimaru could tell this creature was powerful and he was tired from fighting two battles. His 'fun' would have to wait. "Hmph, deliver my message Anko. I shall return." And melted into the tree.

The dragon growled softly until he was sure that Orochimaru was gone. He gently nudged Anko towards his back. She was a little taken aback before she climbed on. 'You are the first and only human I have ever allowed to ride me Hebi-Hime. Appreciate and enjoy the ride. It'll be over soon enough' Anko's eyes widened, "Sora!" she asked. the dragon nodded and mentally spoke again, 'Hold On.' He took off nearly breaking the sound barrier. They arrived at the tower in under a minute.

He trotted up to the medical entrance where the sensei's and the Hokage were waiting. Their eyes widened as they landed and many of the Jounin tensed for a fight. "Sora is that you?" Sarutobi asked. The dragon nodded his head as the medics got Anko onto a stretcher. He glowed silver a moment before changing back into his human form. He rushed to Anko's side.

He smiled when he saw her relatively unharmed. Sarutobi cleared his throat. Sora looked at them sheepishily and said, "UH surprise?" Everyone sweatdropped.

Sarutobi sighed, "Well as long as Anko is fine then who cares? Thank you Sora-san" He bowed lightly to Sora surprising everyone.

Sora chuckled and said, "Mah, Mah Wyrm. Your welcome but don't bow I hate formalities. I'm a fighter first diplomat second." Sarutobi chuckled and nodded. Sora said, "In any case, can I go?"

Sarutobi had to struggle to not break out in a huge grin. "Hai hai, Go check on Anko please." Sora nodded and headed off down the corridor to the infirmiry. 'Looks like you may have a chance to break her mask after all.' The Hokage allowed that smile to reach his face and turned to deal with the Jounin's. This was gonna take awhile.