A Nun in Raven's Nest - A little Trip

After dragging his resisting brother to the door, ignoring the gathering dremora, Alduin quickly lost his temper and simply knocked Issei out, after which he lifted him onto his shoulder and dragged him home.

The simple cloak of the eldest of the Dovah allowed him to cover his tracks and he arrived home without incident, where he dumped his brother on his bed and returned to his own room.

Deciding to browse the internet before going to bed, Alduin came across an advertisement for a concert of his favorite band, which he estimated would start in eight hours. After thinking for a little while, he decided that flying to Finland was no big deal for him. After a couple more minutes of consideration, he concluded that the use of spells was his natural privilege. As a result, after two Thu'ums, three spells, and an hour and a half of flying, he found himself in some Finnish village. One more cloak, used on the vendor at the local newsstand, and a spell of invisibility and speed later, Alduin was running in the direction of Helsinki.

"Turn left after three hundred meters" he mumbled, looking at the map, but then he was attracted by a barely noticeable strange aura emanating from a nearby hill.

Turning off the road, he approached the hill, which according to the map was proudly called "Pahakukkula" (Finnish for "bad place/Devil's Hill"). Something familiar was emanating from the hill, felt on the verge of consciousness.

Ignoring the warning signs, Alduin climbed to the top of the hill and touched the ground with his hand, trying to understand the nature of the strange aura that suspiciously felt familiar to him.

For a while, nothing happened, but after a minute his consciousness was attacked by a flow of information that made Alduin's lips stretch into a crazy grin.

In the twilight, the aura of the hill was lit up with visible light, similar to fanciful iridescent golden and blue glow.

"Midgarthstrun it is" muttered Alduin, giving a satisfied glance at the glowing hill.

"Sleep well, I'll be back for you soon."

As he stepped away from the hill, he was grabbed by the collar and dragged into the bushes by someone tall with long silver hair and two wing-shaped pins.

Tatsumi twisted around to see the stranger, realizing that no male 'joor' (meaning mortal) creature could have a fourth bumper size and a slender waist at the same time.

She wore an odd-looking armor, consisting of a closed female swimsuit with a plated skirt and a breastplate that did not protect the belly. He saw that the armor was not enough to protect her legs and arms, so he did not bother to take note of them.

"I'm not opposed to being dragged into the bushes by a representative of the fairer sex, especially someone like you, but are we going to do the whole program or not?" he quipped.

"Shh, something is happening" the stranger whispered to Alduin.

"Thanks, Cap" he grunted in response, and fell silent, watching the girl's actions.

"That was strange" she whispered after the glow around the hill subsided.

"Venus's light reflected in a methane bubble in the atmosphere" he explained.

"Who are you?" the woman asked Tatsumi fearfully as she turned to him.

"You dragged me into the bushes yourself. And you still haven't answered me: should I undress, or do we do it in clothes quickly, without preludes?" Alduin reached for his pants belt as proof of his words.

"What?! How dare you!" the unarmored girl exclaimed, turning red in embarrassment.

"Well, I was late for the concert because of you," he began, but received a slap to the forehead from the girl's hand. The blow was accompanied by a magic impulse, and the blushing girl ran away like an arrow, overtaking the wind.

"Hmm" Alduin said, watching the stranger escape.

"I was late for the concert, got hit, and, most importantly, by whom! I've faced everyone who stood against me, even those in the best steel or my brothers' bones, but this... this is definitely a magical creature, but the armor...ugh, I'm going home. I'll be back, Midgarstrun!"

Twenty-five minutes later, the ancient dragon in human form stood outside the entrance to the "Drunk Daughter of Satan" club, grinning. He might have missed the first half-hour of the concert, but there were still three hours left, and he was determined to test his stealth skills to get inside.

"And gaining freedom, Grabbing the wind by its mane, You opened doors, You tore them off their hinges" Alduin shouted along with the crowd ten minutes later, singing along with the lead vocalist. His mood was at an all-time high, and he wasn't even bothered by the thought of not getting enough sleep before school.