Oolong Is A Pedo

After they returned, Bulma retrieved her capsule, and they began on their way again. This time, they were faster since Goku decided to challenge Bulma with his Nimbus. Bulma, who refused to lose, went faster on her motorbike, cutting their travel time in half.

They arrived at a random uninhabited village. There was no one walking around, just a quiet, suspicious village. Bulma checked her Dragon Radar and saw that the ball was very close by.

"It must be in one of these houses. Maybe the people left after some kind of outbreak," she said. Goku shook his head. He now sensed the many ki signatures of the people in the village. He flew towards a door and knocked.

"Hey, I know you're in there. Come out now," he said. The door was suddenly opened, and an axe was swung down on Goku. He easily evaded the axe.

"Why would you do that for?" he asked. A man came out and bowed down in front of him.

"I apologize. Please forgive me, Oolong-sama! If it's money and food you want, please take it all, but don't take my daughter from me," he pleaded in front of Goku, who just stared at him in confusion.

'Wow, I'm really good at playing this role,' he thought.

"Umm, I'm not Oolong. I'm Son Goku, the future pirat—" Goku laughed midway and flew off into the sky as he laughed out loud.

"So he wasn't Oolong-sama," he said.

Bulma came up to the man. "Hey, have you seen a ball just like this?" she asked.

"Well, no."

"Okay, by the way, who's this Oolong guy you fear so much?" she asked.

The man began to tremble as he held his daughter closely. "Oolong is a fearsome shape-shifting monster who lives in this area! No one knows what his true form really is!" he said. Bulma nodded and called Goku back down.

"Goku, I want you to beat this pervert named Oolong. If you do so, I'll make you some nice food," Bulma said.

"Sure. I don't mind," he answered.

A bunch of people suddenly came out of their homes and saw Goku and Bulma conversing with the man. An old lady saw the Dragon Ball in Bulma's hand and hurriedly came closer to get a better look at it.

"Yes, I have the exact same ball in my house. It was something my grandmother picked up a very long time ago. The only difference is that it has more stars than the one you have," the old lady said.

"Okay, new plan. Goku will fight this Oolong guy, and you'll give me that ball of yours," she said with a cheeky smile.

"You're still going to make me some food after this, right?" Goku asked.

"Sure."

"Yes."

"Well, that's done. So when is this guy going to arrive?" Bulma asked.

"At 12 o'clock sharp. By the way, there's only a minute left. And I still haven't explained how he took some of the little girls in our village and took them to his house," the old man said.

"Well, now we know. You should all return to your houses. Goku will hide somewhere, and when he arrives, he'll jump him."

After that, everyone returned to their homes. Goku hid behind a house and waited for the 12 to strike. Then a loud bell gonged; instantly, an oni came with a suit, holding flowers in his arms.

"Heh heh heh, I've come for you, my cute little lady," he said.

Goku sprang out and stood in his way, holding his pole in hand.

"You pedo. Come fight me!" he said loudly. Oolong laughed at Goku and bent down, looking at him right in the eye.

"You're quite the feisty one. Now go on, shoo before things get bloody," he said, gradually his voice getting deeper.

"Rock punch!" Goku punched Oolong right in the face, making him scream in pain.

"Arghhh! That hurt," he said as he rolled around.

His shape changed, and he turned back to his original form, being a tiny pig wearing a suit and a hat.

'That kid is strong. It felt like he hit with a rock. Guess that's why it's called Rock Punch,' he thought.

"Guys, come out. I already beat him!" Goku called everyone out. The people looked out their windows and saw a small pig rolling around while screaming in pain.

Goku called his Nimbus and sat on top of it as he floated.

"Wow, I thought you would be tough. Guess you were all talk," Goku said, taunting the shape-shifting pig.

The people of the village came out, and they all huddled around Oolong, ready to beat the limits out of him. Bulma took the Dragon Ball from the old lady and walked up to the group of people.

"Wait, we first have to ask him about the kidnapped kids. After that, you can do whatever you want with him," she said. The village people agreed, and Bulma took Oolong.

"Okay, now tell us where the little kids are," she said.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Only if you don't take me back to this village, please. I don't want to be back on," Oolong begged Bulma.

'We did find what we were looking for, so I guess I can leave this guy alone,' she thought.

"Fine. Now let's go," she said. Oolong nodded and led the way. Goku followed behind them while sitting on the Nimbus.

'Things are working out pretty well. I prevented a couple of things that I wouldn't have liked to happen. The only person left to stop is that Yamcha.' He thought to himself, then he flew back down beside Bulma, and Goku proceeded to ask Bulma questions about her family and stuff.

He didn't really care about what she said since he knows almost everything about her, but it would bring her closer to him.