5 MY NEW FAMILY ARE WEAPON MASTERS AND MARTIAL ARTISTS

So when that dick of a God said I would just pop into exsistance, he lied. He created my baby body right then and there and grabbed my soul to literally shove it into the newly created body. Let me tell you it's not a pleasant experience being shoved into a body, feels kinda like needles are being stabbed into every part of your body and yes folk I mean every part to include the most sensitive part of a man. After that dick of a god shoved me in my new body I was atleast given some time to get used to my new body, not much mind you after you got to remember he is a dick. The only reason he gave me time to get used to it at all is cause i have some new parts that i didn't have before like my awesome bone tail and my tiny horns.

After I got some what used to my new parts, he picked me up wrapped me so tight in a blanket that I thought I was gonna die again and put me in a basket with a note.

He left me outside of a big(he is a baby everything looks big to him) looking Japanese house, you all know one of those square houses with a garden with a small pond that has some fish in it.

I wasn't sure what was going on so I was just looking around curiously, to which he said" I'm gonna need you to cry, soooo this will only hurt for a moment" after which he pinched me on the cheek lightly( if he pinched too hard he would probably RIP part of my face of since he is a God) and it accomplished what it was supposed to do as I started crying.

As soon as I started crying he disappeared, which when he disappeared I almost stopped crying out of happiness, but the pain was still there so that wasn't going to happen anytime soon.

After about a minute or two the door to the house was opened revealing a man I think, i had tears in my eyes so it was hard to see.

[You guys know what happened next cause the last chapter was about the couple getting our Mc and naming him Erikku]

It's been a year since the couple adopted me. My name is the same as it was in my last life just in a different language. My brother Doreiku is a genius, seriously a genius if I wasn't a reincarnated person I wouldn't be able to keep up with him. I started walking at 4 months old, while he started the day after. we of course were a bit wobbly but after a week of trying we could walk like normal people, even though neither of us were normal since normal kids are still normally sitting on their asses with the only way to move around is when the parents pick them up.

[authors note: I didnt mention it before but in his past life he was an orphan so he didnt have parental love. so if you ask why he is so close to his adopted parents later on this is why]

We started talking at six and a half months old but we still dont have this down cause no matter if I already know the language, our vocal cords still need to develop more, but this can be speed up by trying to practice talking.

Even though we could walk and somewhat talk we weren't allowed to go anywhere we want cause come on guys would you let your 1 year old children wander around even if they were geniuses, but today our mom and dad are taking us to the dojo that they own.

[authors note: yes I'm somewhat breaking the forth wall but he will only ever break the forth wall in his thoughts cause I like it and I wont have to put as many authors notes in the story to explain every little thing]

Apparently my mom is a martial artist and my dad is a weapon master, more specifically his weapon is the quarter staff. They were given this dojo by their families when they got married. Both of their families are martial fanatics but the take different routes down the path.

They set us up in an area for kids cause who says parents can't learn some martial arts to keep in shape. Apparently since they moved here and opened this dojo my mom has been complemented on her body by alot of ladies and she explained the benefits of practicing martial arts to them and the started coming to learn from mom since then. Dad did the same thing with the men except he used things like a man's pride and the fact that this is a dangerous world to get them to be his students, by the way just cause dad went to get the males and mom got the females doesn't mean dad is only teaching men and mom is only teaching women, nope it's a pretty even mix.

Anyways back to my brother and I, we are watching mom and dad teach. I'm paying attention to mom while Doreiku is paying attention to dad. It seems that both of us have our preferences and it seems my brother likes the idea of using a quarter staff, while I prefer using my body but that's for later cause there is no way these parents of ours will let us practice this early, that and I dont want to end up like krillin that was only like 3 feet tall from training to soon.

[ authors note: I know it was roshi's training that stunted his growth but I'm also certain that training to early really will stunt your growth. they will begin training at 6 years old.]

For those of you that say I'm not human but part frost demon and part saiyan so I don't have to worry about that, then yes I know your right but I only have my parents to train me and they definitely won't agree when I'm this young. Also I was an otaku so I know nothing about martial arts from my past life, and my system is lock by that dick of a God till I can convince my parents to start training me, well I say parents but I mean my mom since I dont want to use a weapon, i wanna feel the rush that goku feels when fighting and i feel a weapon will take some of that feeling away.

So our parents start taking us to the dojo every day till we were 6 years old when Doreiku and I convinced them to start training us( or so they thought when they get older they found out that all kids in their families start training at 6 and no soon).

DRAGON BALL:FROST DEMON TO BE CONTINUED. NEXT TIME TRAINING BEGINS AND MEETING SOME OF THE FUTURE X-FIGHTERS

HAHA 1200 WORDS IM GETTIN BETTER AT MAKING THE CHAPTERS A LITTLE LONGER EVERY TIME