39 “Defective Souls”

"Well you see when fighting a Hollow your Zanpakutó cleans off the sins a soul committed as a Hollow, but those who committed heinous crime while human get sent to the "Home For Infinite Losers" AKA Hell.

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A few days had passed since the incident and Ichigo had gotten ready for school, however Rukia hadn't and didn't even have breakfast making Ichigo deliver the food personally to her.

However he could feel her Reishi and senses she wasn't in the wardrobe.

Anyway back to Rukia:

"Shut up, Ururu I'm not scared of anyone or Tessai, and you've got no right to boss me around!"

"Yes I do I'm three years older than you, *owie owie!"

"Doesn't matter Ururu I'm stronger and smarter than you, and faster!"

When Rukia saw this she grabbed the mop that the boy was holding as he tried to whack Ururu and "SWUSH!" She had removed the stick from his hand.

"T..T..Tessai" but then saw that it was the previous customer and stopped his actions.

"You're as rowdy as ever kid, is the manager in??"

But the boy replied with, " .... " and the girl said "Hello" to Rukia.

Soon Jinta opened the store for Rukia to enter, and what they all saw was Tessai carrying a bunch of bunches and the like, when Tessai felt the door open, he said, "Jinta it's not yet time to open up sh- Miss Kuchiki? Don't worry I'll wake up the manager!"

However Tessai didn't need to do this as Urahara had already come in with a "Yaaahhnn" soon he got ready saying, "Morning Jinta, Ururu and Tessai also Miss Kuchiki"

"I see your here for the shipments from the other side ehh, how can I help you"

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"By the way has my order arrived?"

"Oh, yes it has Ururu go get it from the stock room"

"Okay" and the girl found a box with a soul logo on and took out the item from within before returning to Urahara .

Urahara had given it to Rukia but she had a frown upon her face as this wasn't the one she wanted, and when she asked about it Urahara told her that it was the last one in stock, reluctantly she agreed.

Soon she had arrived at school. Keigo was trying to make the Parakeet day sentences, "Keigo Asano and Ewan McGregor are twins come on say it!"

"As, As, Asano Tadanobu" was the Parakeets reply, and Keigo wondered why it couldn't speak, Chad just said, "Well this morning I woke up and it was like this!"

"~~~Good Morning~~~"

"Miss Kuchiki how are you"

"Oh Radiant as ever Kuchiki-San"

"Anyway Ichigo, may I have a word with you!"

"Rukia just say it here and now I can't be assed move-!"

Before Ichigo could even finish his sentence off Rukia had punched him in his Solar plexus before dragging him along the classroom, and the students felt weird as they had never seen the mighty Ichigo fall like this.

'Damn, She clobbered him'

'Could it be because he isn't taking responsibility and isn't willing to pay child support'

'Nah it can't be'

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"Here Ichigo, these are Gikongan-Shinigami Soul Pills, That Force the Soul out of the physical body!"

"Rukia I've already mastered going to my soul form already, this is nothing Also while learning how to use Reishi I managed to fuse my Shinigami form with my human body, meaning I can fight while still in human form meaning I don't need to use that"

"Ichigo stop annoying me and try the duck sweet and comply with what I'm giving you now!"

"... Fine I'll do it but why is the sweet duck shaped, is that like a guardian beast in the Soul Society?"

"...Cough, Cough... It doesn't matter just try it will you!"

When she said this she handed Ichigo the sweet and he chewed it down "Gulp.." until, "SWUKK!!" His Soul Form had him come out of his Humanoid Body and into a Soul.

"Argh what the he'll Rukia I'm not doing this again!" And then he looked towards his body and he saw himself identical smiling towards him as if he was Gay or something.

"Hey stop looking at me like that I'm not Gay I'm straight do you get it Straight as a banana, i mean straight as a metal rod!"

"...*Sigh, Ichigo now is not the time to question your sexuality you dumbass!"

"Anyway Mod Soul speak"

"~~Greetings, my name is Ichigo Kurosaki, and my motto is "Early to bed, Early to rise!"

Ichigo was silent but didn't say anything leaving the Mod soul in his place before heading out with Rukia to vanquish a rogue Hollow.

"~~Good bye master have a good day, and also -TAKE YOUR TIME"

Back to the Urahara Shop:

Urahara was going through the Stock and he remembered that Ururu told him that the box she took the Mod Soul Gikongan was called 'Soul'.

However he spotted it and brought it out and saw that on the back it said, "Defective Souls" he dropped the box before saying, "Holy Kami"