112 To love r... Fuck you!!!! (Part 1)
Desire Realm
Three weeks later
In one of the research laboratories, Orochimaru, Kars and Mayuri investigated side by side as great mad scientific friends
"These Gourmet Cells are something impressive ..." Kars said excitedly as he watched food and tissue samples of living things with his quantum microscope.
"They are more than incredible, they are able to increase all the physical characteristics of a user to absurd limits, including regeneration and life expectancy, it also provides energy attacks through Appetite energy and special abilities in the case of being possessed by a demon Appetite" Mayuri clarified while scratching his Egyptian beard thinking about the amount of possibilities this could bring to his research.
"Yes, they are extraordinary ... the only problem that I see apart from the great caloric intake necessary to maintain them is ... the possession of an unwanted demon Appetite like Neo" Orochimaru said, disappointed by this setback ...
"I strongly agree, although this is a problem that I am about to solve ...
You see what I was telling you ... not only did I choose that world for its food... you must have a little more faith in me...
Just by eating the menu of Toriko and Komatsu, without possessing Gourmet cells and without any possessions of a Appetite Demon my maximum physical strength in base form has increased by 369%
This is something never seen before for someone of my race… despite and that I have not focused on increasing its effects.
By the way, try this "Broly Patatas bravas"... thanks to the knowledge of Froese and Joah I have greatly improved my kitchen in a short time in a miraculous way" Broly said who appeared by surprise behind Orochimaru and Mayuri with two trays in each hand
What did you just say? !!!" Upon hearing hat Mayuri shouted very startled and even outraged by the statements of Broly
To which Broly with the same joy with which he had arrived said assertively. "Hahahaa...
Impressed right?
The skills I bought from that lazy crap Avalon are nothing compared to this ...
These "Patatas bravas" I've made are something out of this reality ... I've prepared them with..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! The other thing !!!" Mayuri, Orochimaru and Kars shouted, interrupting Broly's gastronomic explanation
"Ah ... that ... Hahahaha ...
I don't know why you are surprised ... I've been preparing for this moment for a decade ... the moment to increase my base physical strength ...
With the assimilation of Acacia, Froese, Jiro, Midora and Ichiryu I have not only achieved all their skills and knowledge ... I have also perfectly understood the structure of the Gourmet Cells of all colors ... Black, White, Green, Blue and Red ...
Not only that Hehehehe…
Our new friends are the reincarnation of the Family of Gourmet Gods that created the Toriko universes in the Gourmet Big Bang…
Beings made of Gourmet Energy with the size of a galaxy… and thanks to my time manipulation has also been possible for me to find information about them in the bodies and souls of my new hiring's...
So, it has been relatively easy…
Impressed by your boss's abilities, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Broly said bluffing about his achievements before his scientific subordinates to show them who was the best.
Although it was something totally normal that had an advantage over them.
Since Broly assimilating them, he had acquired all his knowledge and skills, as they worked in laboratories within his dimension he also had access to their advances at all times
If we also add that Broly had many bodies, time skills and reality warpings and other cheat skills
Broly should win
"That's cheating ...
YOU NEVER SHARED THIS INFORMATION!
Have you had us investigate this for weeks only to say this?
Did you just want to brag in front of us?" Shouted Mayuri, who felt outraged and defeated ... something he could not stand ... he always wanted to be ahead in scientific research ...
And not only was he constantly being defeated by Urahara… that a sack of muscles also beated him...
But Broly did not answer, he just kept looking at him with a wide smile nodding sarcastically
"Since this project can be closed and the previous ones are already in the implementation phase ... what do we do now?" Aizen asked, who occasionally appeared in the scientific division to collaborate
"For now do what you want
I have all my bodies busy, whether accommodating the new family, improving my kitchen, training with my teacher in my reality, training on my own, researching, collecting food from The Farthest Lands ...
There are only two bodies that for now are not doing anything important...
One of them preparing a new outfit for the occasion ...
And the other one is here talking to you" Broly replied, getting quite serious in the last part of his speech.
"Oh you mean the new unproductive realities?" Asked Najimi, who appeared out of nowhere inside the research room.
And without Broly being surprised by that sudden appearance "Yes ... those worlds ...
I am sorry I cannot share with you what I will do in that world…
Because...
I fear that if you saw me lose my temper in that reality as I surely will do... it could damage the idyllic image all you have about me... and that could cause you some kind of trauma
It is not easy to discover that your idol, your reference, the person you most admire ... Your reason for living ...
YOUR GOD!
It's not so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so… so… so... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so… so… so... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so ... so… so… so... perfect"
[Idyllic image?
We? Of you?
Perfect?!
Since when?] Some thought upon hear how incredibly shameless Broly was.
"Well ... if there are no more questions ... I have to do a social work that someone should have done a long time ago" Said Broly with a crazy face, materializing a gun in his hand and loading it in a threatening way
"Before you go Broly… I have a question to ask you." Najimi said before that Broly disappeared from that room to go to another reality to do some stupidity.
"Shoot" Broly said impatiently, but he took advantage of that moment to improve the gun and its power
"As we have seen with Jiro, Ichiryu, Midora and Froese you have been able to revive everyone you have wanted in their most perfect state regardless of how long they have been dead ...
Why didn't you wait for most of us to die to resurrect us directly under your command? You could have saved a lot of time and problems…" Najimi asked, not understanding the logic behind the actions of his boss
"The answer is obvious dear Najimi ...
TO MAKE IT MORE FUNNY!
See how you kicked against me with no chance of winning ... and see your despair at the end when you realized you were nothing more than ants before me ...
Ah ... it was orgasmic ...
Every second of that decade in which I dud like a prisoner trying to escape from prison with a spoon to reach those realities… It was worth only to see your expression
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Broly said with a face so corrupt and disgusting that made everyone who saw him shiver
[Damned son of a bitch!] Everyone who had to suffer that humiliation in this room thought
"And now I have one last teenager to re-educate ... and traumatize," Broly said once again reloading his gun and disappearing from his dimension.
…
Planet Earth from another reality
Japan
Sainan Town
Yuuki's House
In the middle of the night
Yuuki Rito, the protagonist of To Love Ru slept peacefully in his bed ...
"Mmmmm ... rock ... scary rock ..."
Speaking in dreams ... dreams caused to a greater extent by the sensations that his body transmitted to him ...
He was still sleeping peacefully like a baby until a few moments ago
Until ... he began to notice something very heavy on him and a strange and rocky sensation in his hand that made him wake up ...
[What is this feeling?
Oh no…
Momo has gotten into bed again without me noticing?
But this feeling is ... different from Momo ... it's nothing soft or round...
What is it?]
And gradually he opened his eyes and got used to the light, which was on ... and the first thing he saw is that his hand was grabbing something bulky, squared ... and there were 8 of them and ...
"Do you like to touch my perfect abs shitty pervert?!"
And ... there was a huge, strange, menacing and excessively muscular half-naked man sitting on top of him ... and what he was touching were his rocky abs ... and not Momo's soft breasts as usual ...
Seeing such a sordid scene Rito could only…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shout due to panic while trying to get out of there…
But…
PUFFFFF!!! Uhhhhhhh!!!!
It was quiet quickly ... since a Desert Eagle loaded with bullets was introduced into his mouth in a surprising way!
"Close your fucking mouth if you don't want me to open another hole through which you can scream like a fucking crazy bitch!" Broly shouted as if he were a dangerous and violent thief who tried to steal a handbag from an old woman with intimidation
"Uhhhhhhh ..." Rito tried to say… who could not speak because he had gun in his mouth ... but he understood that he should calm down… or the consequences could be catastrophic
"I know what you may be wondering…
Why is there such a huge man so huge, muscular, handsome, manly and with an extra eye at 2 p.m. sitting on top of me and threatening me with a gun?
Right?!" Broly said pushing the gun out of his mouth delicately
And Rito, who thanks to having a life full of constant unforeseen events could quickly recover from the shock and try to reply ""…Ye… Yes… I fa…"
POMMM!!!
But he was not able to finish his sentence, since ... Broly hit him in the jaw with the gun stock...
"DID I TELL YOU THAT YOU COULD TALK???!!!" Shouted Broly introducing the gun back into Rito's mouth, who was writhing in pain, fear and bewilderment
[You ...
You just asked me!] Rito thought crying inside ... and outside due to Broly's irrational and painful actions
"Well, where was I?
Ah yes ... it's because I am very, very angry and disappointed with you ...
I'm angry with your fucking existence…
Do you know why?" Broly asked once again pulling the gun from Rito's mouth…
And this time Rito did not answer ... since he learned the lesson from the previous blow ... so he didn't talk to avoid a second blow
But…
POOMMM!!!
"ANSWER WHEN A SUPERIOR ENTITY TALKS TO YOU! FUCKING DOG!!" Broly yelled, hitting Rito on the other side of his jaw with more strenght than the previous time
[Damn psychopath!] Rito thought due to despair and fear ... since he realized that he was going to be tortured, whatever he did and what he said.
"I'm sorry ... I think I've exceeded a little ...
But ... every time I see that face of a useless beta male, without personality, faint-hearted, indecisive, pathetic, weak ... who never does anything ...
A FUCKING FRAUD!!!
I want to kill you in the most painful and macabre way possible!" Broly said with trembling voice, and not only his voice, the hand with which he held the gun was also shaking ... a gun that was precisely in Rito's brow ... something that scared him even more
[He's crazy! He is crazy!
He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me!
Lala! Momo! Nana!
I have to do something to make them realize that a dangerous alien has entered the house] Rito thought desperately, trying to escape from that dark situation in which he would possibly lose his life.
"If you seek the help of those girls… as always… and for everything…
You're wasting your time ... now they're sleeping and nobody and nothing can hear or see what's happening here
No one will come to save you ... nor will they realize that I am here" Broly said, informing Rito that he was really screwed.
[Can you read the thoughts?
Wait a moment…
If what he says is true ...
I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO DIE!!] Rito thought, to whom all hope had been taken away with that phrase
"Quiet…
For now I will not kill you ... but believe me, it is not for lack of desire ... I want to do it with all my soul ...
However ... luckily for you I am a great therapist and behavioral corrector of idiotic teenagers...
Therefore, my professional code prevents me from killing you… But only if you succeed in my therapy ...
And you will only have one session with me…
Do you understand me now?" Broly said hitting Rito's face with the gun barrel abusively, as if he were hitting an animal to make him understand that he had done something wrong ...
[He's crazy! He's fucking crazy!
But what have I done to him to treat me like this?] Rito thought, who had never been as scared as he is now in his entire life
"What is my problem with you? You must be wondering…
And since I'm a very kind and patient person I'll gladly answer ...
You will see Rito ... not that I only have a problem with you ... although you are the most extreme, pathetic and popular case of the shit I hate ...
I have a problem with all or almost all manga and anime of Harem genre ...
But first of all I have a serious problem ... or rather ...
HATE AND DISGUST!!
For the protagonists of that gender shit ...
You want to know why?" Broly said getting out above of Rito to get more comfortable in bed ...
[Harem manga and anime? Protagonist?!
What the hell are you talking about !!
This guy is crazy! Completely crazy!] Rito thought with real dread… but he was too scared to speak or move
But not before using telekinesis in Rito to make him fly in the air to hear his speech in a very uncomfortable position
[AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Another alien with strange powers !!
Why do these things only happen to me ?!]
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We are in To Love Ru friends... enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf7BXPyd6AY
