Chapter 1: The first thing we notice about the human race is its ability to produce the ridiculous.

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I woke up in a laboratory shrouded in darkness. I lay there for a while without moving wondering why this place seems so clean. Why are my hands so white and small? I tried to move and realized I couldn't. I felt my body, arms, and legs and to my surprise, I could feel my ass getting massaged. "Where the f*** am I?" I said. The massaging stopped as a peculiar old man with white hair from head to toe staired in my direction. I saw him the only thing I could notice was that there was something wrong with this dude's chest. Why was there a purple light coming out of ...what is that? is that his nipples?

From that moment I knew I was screwed. There is no amount of holy water that can let me unsee that. As I began to look up, all I could see were white and green teeth widening into a grin as if to say "so what?". As I looked at this person, my vision began to fade. All I could do is black out.

During that time of darkness, I could remember at that moment that I was supposed to be at an anime convention, drink, sing and party with friends, enjoy my time, buy my favorite Megamine figurine from Konosuba and get back to Uni to finish my senior year. I was a fairly handsome individual if I were to say myself. I used to enjoy mangas, manhwas, and sometimes Manhuas to pass the time. Yet, now as my eyes feel as heavy as a sumo wrestler squatting on a sunny day, all I could see is a blur. All I did was try to enjoy a light novel and now I'm in a dead airlocked room with an old man touching my body? is this even my body? That doesn't matter what matters is getting this dude away from me. "STOP" I shouted as soon as I woke up. "Get away from me" I would shout pretending to have an epileptic seizure so they could let me out. To my surprise, the old man creepily sighed and said "you are a lucky kid you know".

That's when I noticed he wasn't the only one in the room. There were 2 women in white lab coats ignoring me. They were having a conversation by the light of a lamp next to a massIve table where they seemed to be doing something with tools. I know I'm f***, but why are these women look like your hot everyday hentai doctors. Sure enough, I heard the woman reflexively look at me with disgust and say, "I guess we should terminate him."

The old man grumbled. "NOOOOO, I want him. He is so OP. He is great for breeding more of my kind." One of the women said, "that is if he survives." The old man sighed. "Don't worry he will. He will. He will survive this. I know it. He will be just like me when he grows up."

It was time to act, I tried to pick the lock. I tried to pull and shake. I wanted to scream. I am scared you hear me I am scared. but before I could do anything the old man transformed into a purple light and disappeared. I was on the verge of screaming (yes screaming) as he entered my ass.

I don't know what got me here to be punished like this, but this is ****. ****…I know it is.

All I know now is that I feel no pain and no suffering as a single tear leaves my face.

I hear a weird 'ding' sound in my head as I look up

[The magical system has been activated]

All I could reply is "fuck you. I will not let these monsters use me as they wish" as I black out once more.

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P.S. I am scared. Until next time stay classy.