Totally fucked you are...

As soon as the question was asked, 2 spotlights shone down from who knows where on the 2 mysterious figures as background music started playing.

""Prepare for trouble

And make it double

To disrupt the world's order and sow mayhem

To break rules and spread chaos

With villainous might, we daunt our foes

Lucas, Luna

Agents of chaos with schemes so grand,

we'll shake up the world with our chaotic plans

*meow meow* ""

As the duo finished and bowed before the crowd, roses fell from the ceiling towards them while the only 4 audience infront of them were each left standing with mixed reactions if curiosity, wariness, and a bit of amazement/wonder.

"Soooo cool, are you guys magical performers? Can you do an encore?" Beastboy was of course the 1st to react.

Robin stepped forward while Zatanna and Superboy stood prepared incase they had to fight.

"Who exactly are you two, where are you from, are you related to this cult, and is that cat yours?" Robin barraged with some questions. Meanwhile Luca and Luna looked at each other before nodding at each other.

""Let's start from the top""

""Prepare for troub-""

"Stop stop, I got that part but I meant a more clearer non singing version of introduction"

""Oh"" they both said.

" I'm Lucas Lumos and this is my wife Luna, we are from a magical kingdom called far far away, No we aren't related to any sort of cults unless you consider the people of the Thighble cultists. As for the adorable orange tabby cat, that's our pet called Goose." As he said that he lifted Goose and pointed him towards the heroes while Goose kept meowing.

" Yeah we were just minding our own business when somebody pushed us through a portal then next thing we know is that we're here." Added Luna

"So you aren't agents of chaos trying to spread chaos and sow mayhem?" Zatanna couldn't help but life a brow while asking that.

""Maybe?"" They both smiled mischievously.

"Careful guys, the man has a sort of demonic aura and I can feel lots of mana leeking from the woman. They are not to be underestimated" Zatanna warned.

" Would you guys come peacefully for a small interrogation before being let go, we'll even give you a little tour." Nightwing suggested while trying to keep things peaceful.

" I refuse." "How about no?" The duo answered back.

*sigh* "looks like a fight it is then" muttered Nightwing.

Immediately Superboy lunged towards Lucas with his fist cocked back ready to hit him. Nightwing followed behind him ready to support him. Beastboy in the meantime changed into a gorilla and jumped towards Luna while realesing unga bunga monkey noises. Zatanna on the other hand started chanting "Dloc dniw wolb!" immediately releasing cold winds towards the duo.

Lucas went towards Superboy, his skin becoming black with a bit of red lines and catching Superboy's fist. Superboy was shocked due to how easily Lucas caught his punch as if a toddler was trying to punch an adult. Lucas on the other hand smiled and told them "Totally fucked you are, unfuck yourself you must".

(A/N: does that mean he can use the N word?)

Meanwhile Luna counterattacked Zatanna's attack by taking a deep breath then releasing hot flames from her mouth towards the cold winds creating a small mist. While she did that, Beastboy is about to sneak attack her when suddenly black tentacles caught him mid-air. Turning around he saw these tentacles coming from Lucas's back. "Fucking monkey trying to sneak attack my wife?" As he said that he punched Superboy into the wall and then started slamming Beastboy left and right with his tentacles onto the ground untill he lost consciousness.

"Beastboy!" roared Superboy, his anger taking over as he tried to punch Lucas again however Luna slammed her foot to the ground creating 2 earth walls temporarily blocking Superboy and Zatanna's vision. Superboy immediately burst through it but that was enough time for Lucas to send a barrage of punches onto Superboy's body. Nightwing who saw Lucas distracted immediately tried hitting Lucas with his staff but he instead froze mid-attack as an excruciating pain passed through his entire body, the source being Luna who has two fingers raised making thin and small stone pillar rise from the ground hitting Nightwing between the legs as if she's trying to end the Grayson bloodline. With foam releasing from his mouth Nightwing was down for the count.

Zatanna who saw this after using her magic to crumble the wall started a more destructive chant "erif tsa-" but rocky hands caught her mouth and her limbs from the wall behind her and then pulled to the wall.

"Looks like your entire team is defeated Mr. 1 dollar version of superman. So let's end this, good night." Was all Superboy heard before he was smacked to the ground unconscious like the rest.

"Fighting was totally fun, let's do it again" Luna's cheerful was heard behind Lucas. "Sure, once we're out of here and find a place to stay we can do whatever you want" Lucas told her as he started patting her head. He then turned to Zatanna who's still stuck to the wall (omg stepbro🤨). "In 5 minutes you will be released and can then help your team. Till we meet again miss Daddy issues." Waved Lucas before bolting out of the cave with Luna in a princess carry while her voice can heard "Weeeeeeeeeee".

Meanwhile Zatanna couldn't help but question 'what on earth has been brought to this poor world'.